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Inappropriate Belle
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 9:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
It's cliche I know, but a huge FU to the NY DMV. Is there some kind of rule that these people are only allowed to tell you one piece of information at a time? Is there some reason that they can't tell you everything you need all at once so you don't have to make 8 trips back and forth? Do they get paid by the visit or something? I'm sick of this bullshit!! FU DMV!

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 9:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-20-2001 @ 7:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
A Big FU to the NJ DMV. Back in February, I had to get a new picture licensce because I had moved from New York and now lived in New Jersey. I was there for 6 and a half hours for just taking the written test and waiting for my picture id. The fucking stupid cunt behind the counter decided to go to lunch while she was handling my paperwork and did not give it to anybody.

They kept giving me this bullshit. I cursed under my breath and told me that I would have to leave and they would not help me anymore. I than cursed at her loudly and had to be talked to by security and said that I should leave or wait until the fucking cunt gets back from lunch and apologize to her or leave and go to another dmv and do the shit all over again.

I waited and about 5 minutes later they called me and told me my licensce was ready.

I hope everyone at the DMV dies horrible and miserable deaths and I hope they all contract AIDS. They are miserable disgusting people who do not give a shit about anyone.





This message was edited by TeenWeek on 6-20-01 @ 7:24 AM
Mayor of Sloatsburg
posted on 06-20-2001 @ 8:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
TeenWeek - I'm sure they also spoke perfect English and smelled like roses, right?

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veronafd264
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 2:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
FU to the DMV for taking 4 hours for two endorsements on my cdl.... I hope they all break down so I can charge them an arm and a leg and make them wait 4 hours for a f'n tow truck


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GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 3:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
You could have called this thread "FU to bureaucracy"
with the same results. The DMV sucks ass, as does ANY
government organization that provides people with a
service. I mean, EVERY government office, from
Unemployment to the IRS to the Post Office is filled to
the brim with low-class, incompetant mongoloids who,
after intense one-on-one training, practice, maps,
diagrams, etc., STILL DO NOT KNOW THEIR ASSES FROM
THEIR ELBOWS!!! I mean, the DMV is seriously the one
place that equalizes everyone. If you're a star, they
make you wait. If you're a guy with no time and less
money, they make you wait. If you are Grand King of All
That We Know, they make your ass wait. Fuck the DMV
right in its swollen colon.



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