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DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Is this OA.com or the Middle East???

Literally overnight, there appears to have developed a number of factions. For those of us without enough time to read all the threads, would the faction leaders please post their faction manifestos, leadership lists, Benefits package, etc. in order to recruit those of us who are still unaligned.

For those who want to be recruited, post your skills/assests, bribes, etc.

I can offer my Medical Services-including Penicillin shots for the drip, Breast Enlargement, Foreign Body removal(front or backside),Limb reattachment, an assortment of Toxic/Lethal drugs, etc. I also know how to pick up a Bar Tab! Any takers?

:) :) :)

DR. Buster Hymen

DR. Buster Hymen
"Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh"
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Tequila
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posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:06 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Doc you could have done this in any of the other 10 threads about it


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ClusterF@#$
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey... how's about you just READ THE FUCKIN' THREADS AND DECIDE!!!! lazy ass!!! Jeeze. Hey, while we're at it, can we get you anything? a beer? a sandwich? How about a nice swift kick to the nuts?

How'd ya like to mow my lawn... huh?




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Sluggo667
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posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:10 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
only rules here are...
no fighting...
have fun...
smoke em if you got em
(or not...whatever)
oh...yeah...did I say...no fighting :)


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UH...I forgot what I wanted to say...
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Who the hell is this guy?
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Is this OA.com or the Middle East???


So you're saying this isn't the Middle East?

we dont hang out in you garbage so please dont trash our message board

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posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Is this OA.com or the Middle East???


{Rube voice} Hey look, a real live camel!{/Rube voice}



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Now accepting applications for expansion.






DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 9:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Tequila, that is the point of this thread: to make it easier to find out about these factions for those who don't have the time to go through all the threads.

Sluggo, although I have alot of fond memories of my smoking days, I have had to give it up (you know, the DEA is always watching). However, I'll always be a beer swiller, so I'd be happy to join on my off hours(not many). BTW, what exactly is a Smirnoff Ice??? I hope it is not like a Zima!!!!

And ClusterF,since you offered, I will take a steak and a baked potato, with a 23oz. Sam Adams. Thanks.

DR. Buster Hymen

DR. Buster Hymen
"Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh"
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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 08-20-2001 @ 9:46 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
i dont no dr, all ive learned in this thread is that its a pretty stupid thread. im sure most people agree with me




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posted on 08-20-2001 @ 9:55 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Faceman, is that an homage to WNEWs Girl? Or perhaps Dryblood?

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 08-20-2001 @ 10:03 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
its an original:) copyright faceman 2001:)




God kills indiscrimately and so shall we>)


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danked
Dankarella!
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 10:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

However, I'll always be a beer swiller, so I'd be happy to join on my off hours(not many).


don't do us any favors, deek

DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 10:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey Faceman, all I can do is try. I was hoping to ease the process of fractioning with this thread. I guess I'll just have to finish the reading.

Jeez, this is almost becoming work.

The STONERS are getting more appealing!

DOC Buster

DR. Buster Hymen
"Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh"
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DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 10:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Didn't mean to offend, Danked. I thought you guys were supposed to be anti-arguing???

Besides, how would you like to show up for your operation and see me coming at you with a razor sharp scalpel, knowing that I had just played several rounds of Quarters, sitting in a toking room!!!

Hey, let me buy you a round to make up.

DOC Buster

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"Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh"
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Arpikarhu
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posted on 08-20-2001 @ 10:36 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
:heard someone was buying rounds, bursts into room, out of breath:

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


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posted on 08-20-2001 @ 10:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Maybe, I'm not getting something here....
quote:

that is the point of this thread: to make it easier to find out about these factions for those who don't have the time to go through all the threads.
Would someone who doesn't have time to go through a few threads and figure out whats going on really be dedicated and interested in joining a faction such as the mighty and righteous Hoochie Loving Jew Crew and fight for its principles??? I think NOT.





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ClusterF@#$
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 10:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I will take a steak and a baked potato, with a 23oz. Sam Adams.


Which way? Medium or well done? That old gag. Ok professor smarty pockets, you made me laugh, but you are still a lazy ass!!!11


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.

DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 11:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
SYNT, but who is going to take care of the Hoochies???? Who's gonna take care of the STD's the Birth Control, etc. How freaked are you guys gonna be if there is a mass yeast infection with loaves popping out everywhere!!!! And let's not forget the toxic drugs and lethal bacteria which I can get my hands on!!!

And yes, ClusterF, I AM LAZY; but aren't we all???? We are Americans after all; it is our birthright. I owe you a beer (you too Arpi).

Now how about that steak. LOL

DOC Buster

DR. Buster Hymen
"Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh"
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