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StalkerofurSoul
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 11:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
Being the bored person I was... I ran a search on the two. Ran across this "fact" page.

Full Name: Mary-Kate Olsen
Age: 14 (2 minutes younger)
Birthdate: 13 June 1986
Hometown: Sherman Oaks, CA
Grade: 9
Writing Hand: left
Hair: Strawberry blonde
Eye Color: Bluish-greenish
What's in her purse: Lip gloss,gum, wallet, and more lips gloss.
Allowance: $10 a week
Features:a freackle on her right cheek,rounder face.
Favourites:
Hobby: horseback riding
Theme Park: Disneyland
Clothing:Blue jeans,t-shirts,cashmere sweaters.
Stores: Planet Funk in Los Angeles and Fred Segal
After School Activities: Rollerblading,swimming,horse riding & cheerleading

Pay careful attention to the "allowance". That is the perfect scam.... have some kids... make them famous... have them making millions... take all the money, and give them 10 dollars a week. Its brilliant.

I'm just a flower-sniffin', kitty-pettin', baby-kissin' corporate rock whore. So what?
GonzoStyle
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 11:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
stalker can i please reccomend adoption or atleast before you start 4 topics with only 12 posts you see the difference between forums. Yes this is a show related topic but not a directly related topic it should be in off topic, not lashing you just trying to help.


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Arthur Dent
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
[Sarcasm] Hmmm...one has blue eyes and the other has green eyes? Now I'll have to go back and watch Full House to figure out which one is in the scene and see if Ashley was a goer in the crib too! [/Sarcasm]


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A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button.

I have adopted VooDude. Room for one more.
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:


Age: 14 (2 minutes younger)
Birthdate: 13 June 1986


I can tell that you're not much older.



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FoundryMusicPaintballJoe
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 11:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
OkOk, we dont care about Mary Kate. We want Ashley. After she's the little slut who likes her loving in the butt oves those porno flicks....


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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 2:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
No, Mary-Kate IS the goer. Remeber? She'll be playing the Jenna character in that Bush Twin movie.





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