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GonzoStyle
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I was talking with joeybigarms just a minute ago and we were talking about board members and some of the plots you could write from the drama here. So joey asked forget the plots who would play who, lol so here is your mission..

Since Sean did the oa.com member movies let's do their actors.

So here is a question

who would you want you to play in a movie?

OR

who would be a perfect actor/actress to play another board member in your opinion?

Also what plots could we write from board related events past or present?

The actor doesn't neccesarily have to portray the person physically but characteristically could work.

We could do a story from the bang party naturally but they already did one it's called Kids, lol.

Or dolphin raper staring James Belushi as herbanko, lol.

Or The Invisible Man staring a suit held on cables and a pocket of air as slash.

but here goes

Froy - brad pitt )obligatory ass kissing, lol)

Froy & Vin - Jay & Silent Bob

JoeyBigArms - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Corpse - Everlast (not an actor but a musician but that works as well)

Tequila - Freddie Mercury (actors dead or alive work)

JustJon - Mini Me

LordMagus - harvey Firestein(sp?)

as far as myself i would love john belushi or farley to portray me with a mix of lenny bruce.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:32 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
* Sephiroth- anyone in Godzilla 1954 excluding Raymond burr
* IAMANTHONy- bob sagat.



The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittny
o&aswallow
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Joey Big Arms - Arnold Schwartznager
Wounded Angel - Marilyn Monroe
Maynard Krebs - Bob Denver (Duh)
Grumpy - The Disney Animation Team
Heyladi - Bette Page
FMB - Any woman walking 42nd and 9th
GrkQT - Sophia Loren

As for me, Bill Clinton. I'm sure there is an intern I have not trained yet.

I'll think of more.



o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
GonzoStyle
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:36 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
JustJon - Rick Moranis

Anthony - Howie Mandell

Froy - the kid from jerry mcguire, lol

Psycho Bitch - angelina jolie

O&ASwallow - Bob Hope, haha

Black Lazerus - Chris rock, cause he is funny not looks wise






If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


She-Mail Me Here

Sephiroth
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:37 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
How about i just bet that i will get no less than 50 gook jokes? Alright, might as well get them all out of the way.

Me starring as:

  • Godzilla
  • Bruce Lee
  • Jackie Chan
  • Jet Lee
  • That guy from "Martial Law" on CBS
  • Every hooded ninja in those cheesy 80's ninja flicks
  • The wise old Shaolin Monk
  • The guy who played Liu Kang in "Mortal Combat"
  • Japanese anime Voice actors.


If you can name more, you win a cookie.*





* No you dont.



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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:39 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
even though i dont get a cookie, the guy who played master in the karate kid, and the master in bloodsport, and half of that cast=seph


i may be a little catholic boy, but i'm still HLJC 4 LIFE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because





This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 8-30-01 @ 1:24 AM
o&aswallow
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Raven - Paul Newman (The Slapshot role)
Froy - Mel Brooks
Gonzostyle - Anthony Hopkins
Kid - Malcom X
AM - Fidel Castro



o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
brodieman
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
well ofcourse i would be played by jason lee (hense the name sake)
as for other members i could see jean claude vandam or some other desil guy playing moosen,
dustin hoffman from hook playing brokenjaw (pirate joke),
annibella sciorra playing psycho bitch (had to fo for the obvious one there hun),
the guy who played mr belvidear as oa swallow,
jason biggs (or is it briggs? u know hte pie fucker)as cls..and im not saying cls fucks pies he just reminds me of that kid,
froy strikes me as the type who would want to play himself, joey bigarms should play himself if its a comedy (which if it was about this board im sure it would be)
chris rock as black laz (or chris tucker, same guy..ding ding appologise)
and as shelle bink and wnews girl...jay and silent bob..snoogins:)

"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

"On my signal...RAISE HELL!"
like my grandmother always said, fuck em if they can't take a joke...Thanks for helping me with the sig shelle:)
crx girl
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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
could i still play myself? and then, could brad pitt or johnny depp play crack hitler, that would be nice :)



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
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Unicron
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 1:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
Froy - Freddie Prinz Jr. in KING AMONG MESSAGEBOARDS a Mirimax Production.

Shelle Bink - Natalie Portman
Psycho Bitch - Tara Ried
Lent - Wesley Snipes
CLS - Lee Van Cleef
GonzoStyle - Bruce Campbell
Corpse = Kevin Smith


slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 6:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Gonz, you know I love you man, but you need an actor better able to capture your true essence my friend...... for you, no less than Ron Jeremy!

Sean Cold - Brian Bosworth
Brain - I just keep thinking of Finch from Wildcats :)
Tequila - Cheech Marin
Brokenjaw - for some reason, Kurt Russel keeps coming to mind.... wonder why that is?
Moron - Matthew McConaughey, more from the Dazed and Confused days than now




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Kid Afrika
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 7:13 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Kid Afrika - O'shea Jackson
CRX Girl - Olivia D'abo
GonzoStyle - Jim Norton
Froy - Ryan Phillipe
SeanCold - Steve Austin
Slash - Slash (duh)
Black Lazerus - Chris Tucker
Follow This Logic - Lewis Black
Grumpy - Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf
TFEC - Seth Green
OASwallow - Gene Hackman

...more to come.


And the fame was a plot to try to change me
And what's strange is nobody knew my name 'fore it came



IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 10:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Seph- Charlie Chan, the villains in Pearl Harbor (you attacked handsome, handsome men you bastard)
AM- Ed Furlong
K1D- Chris Rock reprising his role from Jay and Silent bob



The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittny
2 tired 2 give N F
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posted on 08-30-2001 @ 10:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Me- Mike Meyers
TTB #2- Mini me




When I have fears that I may cease to be/ Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,/ Before high-piled books, in charactery,/ Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;/ When I behold, upon the night's starred face,/ Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,/ And think that I may never live to trace/ Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,/ And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,/ That I shall never look upon thee more,/ Never have relish in the fairy power/ Of unreflecting love--then on the shore/ Of the wide world I stand alone, and think/ Till love and fame to nothingness do sink. --Keats
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AFDude
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 11:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
OAS-Christoper Walken
Spit-Parker Posey
HLL-The redhead w/the afro in Dazed and Confused..
Grumpy-Leprachaun from Leprachaun 1-4...the whole evil,sadistic, bitter dwarf fits him perfectly..;)
TFEC-Schultz from Hogan's Heroes
Lord Duvious-David Arquette
GS-The kiddie toucher that Kevin Spacey beats up in "Pay it Forward"
me-David Spade....just his humor, sarcasm, etc.










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This message was edited by AFDude on 8-30-01 @ 11:19 PM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 08-31-2001 @ 12:33 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

the guy who played master in the karate kid



Pat Morita

quote:

froy strikes me as the type who would want to play himself



Interesting observation


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Kid Afrika
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 12:38 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

froy strikes me as the type who would want to play himself

froy plays himself all of the time... (one or two people will get that, and that's enough for me :) )


And the fame was a plot to try to change me
And what's strange is nobody knew my name 'fore it came



MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-31-2001 @ 12:47 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Spit-Parker Posey

That is sooooo good. LMFAO Absolutely perfect. Parker Posey in her Dazed and Confuzed role is so totally Spitfire. ROFLMMFAO





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