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TeenWeek
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
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Violent Monopoly loser warned he faces jail

A man who repeatedly punched his stepson after the youngster beat him at Monopoly has been warned he faces a jail sentence.

As the 13-year-old ran sobbing and screaming into his mother's arms, the former Army sergeant told him: "You have ruined my life".

London's Blackfriars Crown Court was told the assault was the culmination of a series of flare-ups following the stepfather's defeats at the hands of either the teenager or his 11-year-old sister.

On one occasion, the stepfather was so angry that he overturned and broke a table, sending dinner plates cascading across the floor.

The boy's mother, who described her husband as a "sore loser", even tried throwing the popular property trading game away to break the cycle of violence.

But the 49-year-old defendant, who cannot be named for legal reasons, promptly rescued it and continued to challenge his two stepchildren to games.

He admitted assaulting the boy, causing him actual bodily harm, in October last year. The boy was left covered in bruises after he was punched and kicked in the groin.

But a jury of nine men and three women cleared him of a further similar charge and two counts of child cruelty alleged to have related to incidents variously involving the two children.

Adjourning the case on the charge the man had admitted until later this month, so reports could be prepared, Judge Richard Walker warned the stepfather: "I take the view that the assault was a serious one and I am contemplating the possibility of a custodial sentence."

During the six-day hearing the youngster said his stepfather would insist he played Monopoly, but could not accept defeat. He added that he could not understand why his stepfather accused him of "ruining my life", and asked the jury: "How can I have ruined his life over one game of Monopoly?"



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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:32 AM      
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Good thing they weren't playing Twister...



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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:44 AM      
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quote:

Good thing they weren't playing Twister...

I must be missing the joke here.


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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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You know Maynard, upon further review I think you're right...
What would've worked? Chess, maybe cuz some pieces have pointy ends and could be used a weapons. Nope, Twister = not funny. I apologize.
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King f-tard
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:13 AM      
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quote:

even tried throwing the popular property trading game away to break the cycle of violence.



quote:

promptly rescued it and continued to challenge his two stepchildren to games.


Thats gotta be the funniest thing I have heard in a while....





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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:17 AM      
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He thought he could win with just Baltic and Mediterrainian.


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:17 AM      
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It's ok alkey. Not everything can be a stellar joke. Now had you said naked twister it could have implied molestation.

What about Clue? Dad, in the living room, with the axe.


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TeenWeek
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:18 AM      
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talk about issues.

TeenWeek
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:18 AM      
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double post



This message was edited by TeenWeek on 9-4-01 @ 11:20 AM
Sloatsburgh
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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Moral of the story:

Don't marry women with 2 kids from a previous marriage. And if you are a women with two kids from a previous marriage, don't marry someone from the military.







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Kid Afrika
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
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quote:

The boy was left covered in bruises after he was punched and kicked in the groin.


WTF?!? This guy beats his kid by kicking and punching him in the nuts? That's just wrong.


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.



TeenWeek
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:21 AM      
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Any other games that are good for weapons against minors?

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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:23 AM      
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I didn't know Mike Tyson was in the military?




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Kid Afrika
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:25 AM      
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quote:

Any other games that are good for weapons against minors?

Lawn Darts was good for that, but they took it off the market. Apparently, it was too efficient. :)


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.



TeenWeek
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
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Kid, good call. I actually owned those. Those things would kill someone. They always dug up my father's lawn.

IrishAlkey
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
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quote:

WTF?!? This guy beats his kid by kicking and punching him in the nuts? That's just wrong.


How are you supposed to beet a kid? Is there a "Guidelines to Beeting Your Kid" memo that I'm missing that you've got?

quote:

I didn't know Mike Tyson was in the military?


I didn't know tigers could play monopoly.








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Kid Afrika
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
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quote:

How are you supposed to beet a kid? Is there a "Guidelines to Beeting Your Kid" memo that I'm missing that you've got?

I find that the good ol' wooden spoon comes in handy when I "beet" my kids. Some use a bag of oranges because it leaves little or no bruises, but hurts like hell. I'm also partial to the "switch", but hey that's just how I was raised. ;)

I was just saying that of all the ways to beat a kid, kicking and punching in the nuts? I mean slapping, punching in the head are not right, but blows to the ballies just seems Xtreme.


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.



IrishAlkey
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:47 AM      
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quote:

but blows to the ballies just seems Xtreme.


I agree its way extreme, but would you do something AGAIN if the first time you did it you got reamed in the sac bag by a lunatic, step-dad, segeant guy!
I wouldn't.




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Sloatsburgh
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
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I personally like the "wiffle ball bat to the back of the head". If you do it enough times that the bat breaks, well then you just tape the bat up with duct tape. If the kid is a complete bastard, well then the bat is just as heavy as a wooden one.










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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
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Actually I prefer to "beet" my kids with a telephone book. It hurts like a fucker, and it too doesn't leave any marks.


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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
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boys boys boys haven't you seen Eddie Murphy's stand up act. A shoe works wonders, those high heeled pumps have boomerang action on them!




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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
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quote:

I personally like the "wiffle ball bat to the back of the head".


Hmmmmm, the start of a new wiffle ball bat challenge? Little Johnny just set the mark at 25 before he blacked out.

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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
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What about Clue? Dad, in the living room, with the axe.


Don't you mean Monopoly board, not axe?

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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
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quote:

Don't you mean Monopoly board, not axe?

NO, I mean axe. If they were playing Clue instead of Monopol, then there would be no Monopoly board. Right?


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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
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NO, I mean axe. If they were playing Clue instead of Monopol, then there would be no Monopoly board. Right?



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