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av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 1:46 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	A guy in my office just came up to me with this. I answered it in seconds. He was absolutly bewildered when I did. Is this that difficult? You have an oval race track that is exactly one mile around. The first time around you go 30 MPH. How fast do you have to drive the second time to average 60 MPH? What do you guys think? I'm accepting applications for adoptees. AIM: av8er1971 ICQ: 34758396 E-Mail Me

MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 1:57 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Go as fast as you can? ;)

spitfire421	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 1:57 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Um....green :) Withdrawn and introverted, Infectiously perverted Being laughed at and confused Keeps us pleasantly amused...enough to stay

Kid Afrika	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:01 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	42 Some people are stupid. Some are full of shit. Some people are FUCKIN' nuts. Most people are all three.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:02 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	underpants gnomes! but seriously...90 mph :) "Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?" Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)

MamA CaZ	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:03 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	i was told there would be no math on this test.... "All I want is food and creative love"

New Fan	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:05 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	90 mph + 30 mph =120mph divided by 2 = 60mph Did i get it right? TOOL Forgotten but not gone(Im still here-God damn it)

New Fan	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:05 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	1. He is black 2. He is not wearing a belt 3. The teeth are just wrong 4. The cape is a different color 5. He is a tool 6. ? I only got 5 Forgotten but not gone(Im still here-God damn it)

New Fan	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:05 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	Knock Knock * * * * * * * ** * Whos there?* * * * * * * * * A cup of * * * * * * * * ** a cup of who? * * * * * * * * * * * * A cup of AIDS I too know what its like to be a tool Forgotten but not gone(Im still here-God damn it)

Rob Van Dam I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:06 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	im gonna say 90mph

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:06 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	very fast METS IN 2002!! thanks FN MORON...you know why

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:06 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Kid Africa, Do you find this quiz to be racially biased? Clearly an oval track implies NASCAR, which is a white man's sport.

Sephiroth	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Take the Superman Challenge !! Ok, this is how it works. Be honest, and don't cheat - you'll only be cheating yourself. I'm gonna show you 2 pictures of superman, that are nearly identical. Take a good look at the first picture for around 30 seconds or so, and memorize every detail carefully - after you scroll down, you can't look back! Afterwards, scroll down to the next image and try to find the differences - there are at least 10!! Most normal people find only 3. Ready? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ok, all done? Now scroll down. And remember, dont cheat! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Here is my Email Address. Here is my IM name. It's there for a reason. Please use it. Oh god, I'm so lonely...........

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: i was told there would be no math on this test.... LOL.... quote: Clearly an oval track implies NASCAR No. it could be a horse track, a dog track, or even an olympic track;) I'm accepting applications for adoptees. AIM: av8er1971 ICQ: 34758396 E-Mail Me This message was edited by av8er on 9-4-01 @ 2:12 PM

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Here is a good riddle. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01	SEPH, LMAO !!!!! You're going to blow my cover!! I'm trying to pretend to work over here. I love the way you look at me. I feel the pain you place inside. Lock me up inside your dirty cage. While I'm alone inside my mind.

leather-cheerio-face	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:12 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	a river, bong! Tried throwing in a little lingo from j&sbsb, but it just didn't work. here's the superman challenge pt. 2. Seph's rules still apply: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ye Ole Gag!! I'm just surprised no one beat me to it... P.S. I am not a crackpot.

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? Is it a river? I'm accepting applications for adoptees. AIM: av8er1971 ICQ: 34758396 E-Mail Me

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: No. it could be a horse track, a dog track, or even an olympic track And how fast do you drive your dog to average 60 MPH

o&aswallow	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	OK thanks Seph. You actually had me being a tool here staring at the first pic memorizing the details. DEEK!! And how come your black guy has chink teeth??? o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	ding ding ding. You win nothing though.

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:21 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: And how fast do you drive your dog to average 60 MPH I'm not into that sir. I'm actually quite offended at your implication.;) I'm accepting applications for adoptees. AIM: av8er1971 ICQ: 34758396 E-Mail Me

skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force Split Personality #1	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	um, 90 and a river i think AIM: SkiT4you First Member of the JWO Kindest regards to Grumpy for the sigpic

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:26 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	That second superman challenge was extremely wrong, yet incredibly amusing...by the way, the difference in the second picture is his dick doesn't work. "Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?" Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 09-04-2001 @ 2:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	There was a green round house. Inside the green round house was a smaller white house. In the white house was a red house. And living in the red house were lots of little black babies. And no, the answer is not Kid Afika's house. This is a real riddle.