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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Ok, I was thinking the other day how throughout my tenure on this board, my status has changed an awful lot, reflecting my status and position on this board. I was wondering if (assuming you're not like seph) you could post the history of your status.

Mine has been (roughly, and in order from earliest):

"As real as my heterosexuality"

"This moron is NOT Anthony!"

"This Moron IS Anthony in disguise!"

"Picasso of cut and paste"

"Picasso of cut and paste but I really want to be a ron and fez baby"

"IS A DICK!"

::Insert long history of dick statuses here::

"On vacation but won't give the board a fuckin break!"

"The Dick is back"



I'm still saved....

I am starting my very own group to combat the evil of this board. IM me at fezoanda if you are interested. The only requirement is that you be me.

This message was edited by Fez on 9-6-01 @ 2:01 PM
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Ask Sleeper for mine. He seems to be obseessed with it.



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild

Your words once heard they can place you in a faction
My words may disturb but at least there's a reaction



MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
DICK


i'm on the outside, i'm looking in
i can see through you, see your true colors
Psycho Bitch
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
I have no status history....what you see is all I got..Joey gave it to me after the softball game. I still can't figure out why though ;)


thanks for the find wpp :)

I'm insane and you're my insanity

I'm going crazy, a little every day, and everything I wanted is now driving me away, I woke this morning to the sound of beating hearts, mine is full of questions and it's tearing yours apart...

This message was edited by Psycho Bitch on 9-6-01 @ 2:55 PM
2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
As a ttb our status was
"We just don't know when to stop"
"Yes there are two (TWO) of us"



"Formerly 1/2 of the Teen Tomato Boys, Grumpy is my lord."
That's it...






When I have fears that I may cease to be/ Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,/ Before high-piled books, in charactery,/ Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;/ When I behold, upon the night's starred face,/ Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,/ And think that I may never live to trace/ Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,/ And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,/ That I shall never look upon thee more,/ Never have relish in the fairy power/ Of unreflecting love--then on the shore/ Of the wide world I stand alone, and think/ Till love and fame to nothingness do sink. --Keats
GO GEORGIA TECH YELLOW JACKETS!!!!
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
It took me a long time to get any status. My first one before this was:

most illiterate mother fucker on opieanthony.com

This has been my only status since.



This message was edited by TeenWeek on 9-6-01 @ 2:08 PM
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
this was my first and only status which i received as a result of drunken chatting. i still contend that i was misquoted...


Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting
spitfire421
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
My very first status was White Trash Princess given by the Italian Princess...then Whip changed it to something nasty that I don't remember(blocking bad memories lol), it got changed to Demented Hippie Chick and grew from there...

And I still don't know what fn list I'm on! lol

Fez, how do you remember all of those!



Withdrawn and introverted,
Infectiously perverted
Being laughed at and confused
Keeps us pleasantly amused...enough to stay



This message was edited by spitfire421 on 9-6-01 @ 2:19 PM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Just the one I have now. Bonus points from Roger, S.T.O.N.E.R. (Swiller) from Col. Roachclip himself, F N Moron.

FoundryMusicScott
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
I got into a fight with Upuauut on this board once and this has been it since last December.

"Glen honey, I have a question for you- what do you do for a living?"
"Hey I have a question for you too- why are you still here?"
Family Guy- Glen Quagmire, "Stewie's Addicted to Crack" episode.
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Mine is the first (and only) one I have been given. I made a comment about not having a status in a thread a while back....hence the "no status to see here...move along people". I will say its quite tame compared to a few I have seen on other people here..........


"HLJC 4 LIFE - The mind is like a parachute - it works best when it is open - HLJC 4 LIFE"


MDLax84 has decided to earn his degree in Goatweed University. If anyone sees him cheating on exams, let me know ASAP!

Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to apply for a seat - I have one left, and they usually fill fast.



Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
never had one




http://photos.yahoo.com/canweseeyourstuff
mikeWOW
I got a staple in my ass and all I got was this status
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
i got mine bc i said "i used to be afraid to post while i had the newbie status"

"i hate people that dont get it!"
Kid Afrika
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Yeah, right. Like I fucking remember all of them, LMMFBAYBOWPMPSOFSFA!!! :) :) :) :)

First one was "Idiot Savant", courtesy of Upuauat.


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.



Mrs. Moosen
You think Flock is the real mod?
Ha! Think again.
USA
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
GonzoStyle blessed me with my very first and only status after my post on the latest BN FU thread.

Wanna lick my snowcones?
mrbungle
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
My status history is nonexistant...


It's not funny, my ass is on fire....
Thanks to the lovely Jolene for my sig pic...

Official gentile member of the HLJC...
ClusterF@#$
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 3:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
my first one was 'congrats on the 26,280th lifetime piss'... it came from a response I gave to someone who was boasting about their post count.. i said something to the effect of 'Congratufuckin'lations on your x number of posts... I just took my 26,280th lifetime piss.. do I get a prize?" I guess that was my prize. heh.

Then it was changed to what it is now after contending that I have not taken one piss in 6 months. lmfao.


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.



This message was edited by ClusterF@#$ on 9-6-01 @ 3:12 PM
FoundryMusicPaintballJoe
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 3:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
My first one was "Ungreatful Little Cunt That Doesnt Deserve The Freedpm They Have". Positive?...you decide.

My current one is pretty self explanitory.


AIM: PaintballOpAnt19

Im A Racist Prick.
I'm Gunna Find You Petrizzi..And Eat Ya.
Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 3:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
"Had an affair with Bill Clinton"

"It DIDN'T say POW-WOW!"

And if a mod is listening, I'd love mine to be changed to, "The only person ever to have actually seen Opie's wallet."

--------------------------------------------------
I can't complain but sometimes I still do. Life's been good to me so far . . .
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
my status...ahhh, the memories...pissing off face in april or may to get
quote:

Brand new critic of threads. i better watch myself because i will be closely watched
going hlcj the night AFTER it formed(they discriminated night 1...wouldnt let me in yet :( )
quote:


Member Of The Hoochie Loving Jew Crew, HLJC 4 Life.
and finnanlly
quote:

G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Pilot
which, btw, is not red wings like bloody oral...its a reference to final fantasy 2
everything i've had in my status is still there


i may be a little catholic boy, but i'm still HLJC 4 LIFE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because





This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 9-6-01 @ 4:15 PM
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
"The Anti-Wendy" was the first one I remember, then "Newbie" for like a day, now its the one you see cuz obviously I spilled my Guinness on Froy (mortal sin, I know). I don't remember the rest. My stalker Froy has threatened to change it soon.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Sloatsburgh
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey Rog, your status is good. I almost sent a Guni over when you first got to Bar 9 that night... but I feared looking like a stalker. So you had to wait for a "got the next round".

Once, when I started tooling on this one newbie that was chatting with Froy:

Can't follow Froy's simple instructions. Can somebody help me find my brain.

My status lasted longer then the tenure of the newbie. He was banned 3 days later.

Other than that, I've been holding a low profile.







42
Sephiroth
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
1. FF Badass

2. Gook, slope. dink, zipperhead motherfucker.

3. same as above, plus "I will never be in the Pantheon of Sig pic makers, because i have the IQ of a watermelon"

4.Slant eye hanger-on, wanna be sig whore. Rickshaw driving, sake drinking, billions of people related... etc..

Anything else i miss Buttmunch?



Here is my Email Address. Here is my IM name. It's there for a reason. Please use it. Oh god, I'm so lonely...........


OzzLord99
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
I posted a poem called "The Balad of the Blind Man". Upuauat didn't like it, so he edited my post and deleted it. I edited my post & put it back, he deleted it, I put it back, he deleted it, I put it back, he changed my status.


I'm the sweetheart, that's the A-hole over there!!!
Lord Duvious
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 4:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Mine was "F the C-Blockers" for a little while during the whole fraction thing. Then I got "Proud Member of the Socialist C-Bloc" which is now obsolete since I am no longer a member. Guess it's like the mafia, you can never get out. Fucking Commies! My G.O.O.F.B.H.A.G.S. status is obviously a reference to the whole commie thing (it's very cool though).



Email Me

It takes a lot of work to get this cynical.

You can get a pretty good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?


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