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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: MTV VMA drinking Game | ||||
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| windowlck | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 5:36 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00  | PRE-SHOW Take One Drink When… Someone is the first to mention Aaliyah. (Take an extra drink in proportion to how much they admired/respected/miss her.) Kurt Loder sighs heavily. Take Two Drinks When… You see a Wayans. Any of the celebrity host/celebrity guest interviews devolve into a squealing “you’re fabulous!†“No, you’re fabulous†exchange. Do A Shot When… You see a member (current or former) of the Wu-Tang Clan. Someone points out someone else’s breasts. Someone says “off the hook.†MAIN SHOW Take One Drink When… The inevitable Aaliyah tribute plays. Someone thanks God. Jaime Foxx drops a bomb (as in “bad joke.†Not as in “da bomb.â€) A rap act performs with a “surprise guest†rock band. Or vice versa. Every time they show a Britney Spears Pepsi commercial. Eve, Pink and Mya share the stage—finally proving they are actually three different people. The lip-synching couldn’t be more obvious if the “singer†gargled water during the high notes. The show producers get cute in their presenter pairings (think: The Rock and Kid Rock, or the original Van Halen line-up). MTV plugs one of their own original shows. Someone takes their acceptance speech time to plug their next album. Take Two Drinks When… Jaime Foxx makes fun of *NSYNC (or any of the other interchangeable boy bands), then the camera cuts to their “self-deprecating, appreciative laugh†reaction shot. The presenters horribly botch their pre-scripted banter. A member of Destiny’s Child makes a lame joke incorporating one of their song titles. (“Which nominee will be the ‘Survivor’ and take home the award?â€) Anyone thanks “my amazing production team.†There’s a J-Lo ass joke. A female presenter gets unwittingly molested on stage by her male counterpart. Do A Shot When… There’s any fistfighting. Someone mistakenly refers to the show as the MTV Movie Awards (there’s a difference?) Anyone uses the phrase “shout out.†You’ve actually seen a nominated video straight through. They have to bleep a curse. They have to make an excuse as to why Mariah Carey isn’t there. A member of PETA rushes the stage to free Britney Spear’s performance cheetahs. Give Your Own Props to God When… Carson Daly is finally sucked into the bowels of Hell.  "What are you gonna do?Release the dogs?! Or the bees?! Or dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?" This message was edited by windowlck on 9-6-01 @ 5:43 PM | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 5:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | This came just in time, I just cracked open my first beer. I'm accepting applications for adoptees. | ||||
| Roger | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 5:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Couldn't tell ya. See you took some time on this one, great list. Too bad I have no beer. Is liquor recommended for a head cold?  "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 5:47 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Cocaine always clears my sinus :) "What are you gonna do?Release the dogs?! Or the bees?! Or dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?" | ||||
| Nana's Precious | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 5:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Well Yeah!!!!!!!  "what, I thought we were all just having fun..." guardian of f_tarded | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 5:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:Try it with NyQuil  Professional Slacker I should get paid for this crap... | ||||
| Roger | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I have Grape flavored Dimetap, just not the same. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:04 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Liquor... head cold... Screwdrivers or Mimosas, the OJ is supposed to be good for you, and the liquor makes the cold less painful. :) :) :) :) :) *edit - on second thought the Mimosa might be a bad idea. Imagine a champagne headache with a head cold. UGH!!!!
This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 9-6-01 @ 6:07 PM | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | How can I tell if someone is/was a member of Wu-Tang? Remember, I remember when MTV actually stood for Music Television and actually showed videos. Shouldn't there be drinks if a presenter/host enters according to some movie stunt (i.e. Ben Stiller in the Mission Impossible trapezze)?  42 | ||||
| Lord Duvious | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:10 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | Just take 10 shots of Everclear...when you wake up (maybe that should be if), you won't even remember having a cold. Email Me It takes a lot of work to get this cynical. | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: [OJ Simpson] Yeah I'd slit her throat. She'll Forget all about the head cold.[/OJ Simpson] I'm accepting applications for adoptees. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 8:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | How many drinks do you have to do for this Tribute? AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 8:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | your seeing double This message was edited by Tequila on 9-6-01 @ 11:51 PM | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 8:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | How many times you gonna say it Teq? :) Oh, I get it, you are playing the game and getting wasted.... or am I just seeing double? Currently newbieless...unbelieveable! | ||||
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