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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: What a way to go...... | ||||
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| Nana's Precious | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:28 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00  | WOMAN DIES WITH ARM CAUGHT IN SOFA BED CAPE CORAL -- A 75-year-old woman who got her arm caught in a sofa bed and was just inches from a telephone and a whistle died after being stuck for at least two days, police said. Shirley Stocksdale's cause of death is under investigation, but Medical Examiner Rebecca Hamilton said dehydration and emotional stress played a role. Police found Stocksdale on Saturday after getting a call from a friend who was worried that the woman hadn't been heard from for a few days. Stocksdale was found rolled up in a blanket, her arm trapped up to her shoulder. It was unclear how she got stuck. OUCH!!!!!!  "what, I thought we were all just having fun..." guardian of f_tarded | ||||
| jewdown | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Here is a guess, her last words... "Now where is that remote?" "We don't take kindly to not takin' kindly around here." | ||||
| NASA | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:39 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Damn, old age, SUCKS! What a cruel way to go when you are just inches away from a salvation that is unatainable. It's like watching a mouse trying to escape a sticky mouse trap when he's right in the middle. So close, yet so far.  | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 6:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: From what I hear she was looking for the manual for the little rascal she just bought.  | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: LMAO  When i whip my hips you slip into a trance. | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | To quote Jim Breuer... "Suck to be you man!"  No, I don't care about your pathetic little god because there isn't one. Now accepting two recruits for the revived Armored Division. | ||||
| Nana's Precious | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 11:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Booty beat me to it but that is some funny ass shit Jewdown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "what, I thought we were all just having fun..." guardian of f_tarded | ||||
| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 11:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: God's sick sick way of playing jokes on his own creation. Pretty goddamn funny in my book.  Click here to check out my band "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- I have 2 open slots for adoption, click on sig for email | ||||
| fuh-q-2 | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 12:06 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: It was probably more like, Ah Ha there it.......uh oh, now where is that damn phone? Uh Oh.....damn, shit, fuck.....  | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 12:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | sorry this just comes to mind:  CIT (Cuties in Training): two, TWO spots open, email me!! :-) Ass4WOW - Certified Cutie as of 8/29/01 | ||||
| 2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!! | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 10:47 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Maybe she was looking for lost change and popcorn??? | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 10:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | On the what a way to go department, what about the guy who got sucked into his septic tank. That has risen with a bullet to my number one way not to die. | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 10:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | ROFL GRK---- Help! I've Fallen & I Can't Get Up! -- forgot about those commercials lol Withdrawn and introverted, Infectiously perverted Being laughed at and confused Keeps us pleasantly amused...enough to stay | ||||
| fuh-q-2 | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 11:08 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | The septic was nasty but do you remember the guy a while back that was giving a suppository to an elephant and it released hundreds of pounds of feces and he was knocked out and actually drowned in the feces. Now that is a way to go, not an ounce of dignity. | ||||
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