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| Kim | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:03 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | LIMA, Peru - A Peruvian man who last year sliced off his penis to draw attention to his jobless plight on Monday chopped off one of his testicles in front of the parliament building, police and hospital officials said. ''I'm doing all this to protest my lousy situation,'' Eduardo Veliz, 36, told doctors after his dramatic stunt. Veliz, now a poorly paid laborer, hacked off his penis last September outside parliament after failing to meet the Congress head to ask for work. It was successfully reimplanted. Witnesses said Veliz shouted at the door of Congress that he wanted to see Congress President Carlos Ferrero. ''When he couldn't see him, he got out a sharp knife and cut off his testicle,'' a policeman, who asked not to be named, told Reuters. Firefighters rushed over to Veliz, who was bleeding heavily, and he was taken to a hospital where doctors said he suffered a ''traumatic castration'' of the right testicle. ''He's a laborer. Last year he was asking for work ... this time he wanted a pay rise because he says he earns a paltry wage,'' said Carlos Viera, spokesman at the Dos de Mayo hospital which treated Veliz on both occasions. Peru's President Alejandro Toledo has pledged to create jobs and alleviate the suffering of more than half the nation's 26 million people who live in poverty. Despite his mutilation, Viera said Veliz could still enjoy ''a normal sex life.'' I want to know who paid for the "reattachments" --they should have let him bleed to death! What kind of man would intentionally do this and cause himself that kind of pain?  Who dares enter the sacred & awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt! This message was edited by Kim on 9-6-01 @ 7:05 PM | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: In my opinion, a lousy situation is having your penis and one testicle chopped off, but hey, that's just me. quote: WTF!...I have two friggin testicles and a well-intact penis and I don't even have a normal sex life. What am I doing wrong?!?!?  | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | OUCH! Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| JackDan1974 | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | He has or should I say had bigger nuts then I, to do somthing like that... Just thinking about that,,,, wait I don't want to think about that,,, | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Well, on the bright side, soon enough he won't be able to reproduce! Currently newbieless...unbelieveable! | ||||
| Canweseeyourstuff | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | he should be a butcher he's good at cutting meat http://photos.yahoo.com/canweseeyourstuff | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 7:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | He chopped off his own Dick and one of his nuts for more pay? Ok, some people have problems worse than mine. I feel better now.  No, I don't care about your pathetic little god because there isn't one. Now accepting two recruits for the revived Armored Division. | ||||
| 2 tired 2 give N F One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!! | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 8:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | I'm stupified... | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 09-06-2001 @ 11:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | When I read the topic title, I kinda knew what it was gonna be, but I just had to open it up and look, didn't I? Damn me. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 11:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Now I know why I stayed away from this thread for 2 days AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| i'm a walking joint I wish I was still FNMoron's wet dream... but he left me for a BONG! | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 11:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | i guess having to have his penis reattached the first time wasn't enough for him....the good news for him is if he still wants to protest he has one good testicle left | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 09-07-2001 @ 11:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Ya know...I heard Fez did same thing, and got mod status =) =) =) | ||||
| Austin The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 09-08-2001 @ 12:02 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | ::runs out of thread holding gonads in strife:: If u would like to be adopted by me, I have one more slot open in Austin University, click on my sig to apply. BE DAILING!!!!! Successful Graduates of Austin University: 1 and counting | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 09-08-2001 @ 2:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | you know maybe if he spent time making a resume and going on interviews he'd have a better chance of getting a job than cutting off his fucking genetalia. I mean seriously folks, he cut off his penis and balls because he can't find a job. I'm sure that somewhere tehre's a job for him be it a clerk or McDonalds person thingy. But then again he's in PEru. But I mean seriosuly, what type of job does this guy think he cfould get cutting off genetaila? That's not exactly the first thing prospective employers look for. They don't go "Johnson as a degree from Harvard but Smith here cut off his cock." Stupif fucking people, his penis should fall off.
The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittney | ||||
| Kim | posted on 09-08-2001 @ 11:30 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: He cuts it off no need for it to fall off! Who dares enter the sacred & awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt! | ||||
| NASA | posted on 09-08-2001 @ 11:34 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | I get phantom pains just thinking about it. I bump into a table and shreek in agony let alone cutting it off. What a stupid f*ck. | ||||
| katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you! | posted on 09-08-2001 @ 4:23 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: Curiosity killed the Katya....   Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand... | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 09-08-2001 @ 4:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I can just hear the collective "whoooooo" sound that all the guys made when we first read that. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker. Check out my band at www.4inthachamber.com | ||||
| Nana's Precious | posted on 09-08-2001 @ 6:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: I deserve a raise as bad as the next guy, but hacking off my own nads? I don't think so....  "what, I thought we were all just having fun..." guardian of f_tarded | ||||
| Kim | posted on 09-08-2001 @ 8:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I can't figure out why they keep re-attaching them...let him bleed to death... F U Pat Cooper!!! | ||||
| NASA | posted on 09-08-2001 @ 8:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | In the words of Jim Norton, He should do society a favor and slice his aorta with a sharp razor. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 09-08-2001 @ 9:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | [Kith] We've reviewed the tape and we just can't give you that 50 cents an hour raise you want [/Kith]
The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Brittney | ||||
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