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posted on 09-07-2001 @ 11:47 PM      
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so today im in the local mall, newport centre for those in the hudson county area and as you walk in they have various vending machines for your snacking enjoyment. so i browse by them and i had to doubletake. tucked in there right next to the pepsi and m&m vending machine was a nokia phone machine. i shit you not. for the low price of $59.99 you can have a phone, battery pack and minutes. all you have to do is swipe your credit card in the machine, press the appropriate button, which were like regular soda vending machine buttons, and voila, you are the proud owner of a celular phone. now who the fuck would buy a cell phone without checking it out first, handling it and haggling over the price is beyond me, but just wanted to let people know its out there for the purchasing.



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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 12:02 AM      
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You bought two, didn't you? =)

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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 12:04 AM      
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quote:

now who the fuck would buy a cell phone without checking it out first, handling it and haggling over the price

Any trendy mallrat fucker that only has to go to mommy & daddy for cash whenever they want it. Whats next - a free cell phone with the purchase of a Happy Meal???


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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 12:06 AM      
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yes gooch i bought 2, one for me and one for slash...oh wait we are the same person so why would i have to buy 2. fucking tool;)



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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 12:52 AM      
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I saw one of those at the Cheeequake (sp?) rest stop on the Garden State the other day...I couldn't believe my eyes...wonder whats next to be sold from machines....


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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 12:58 AM      
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quote:

wonder whats next to be sold from machines....

DVD's...they're setting one up in the student center of my school...






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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 1:12 AM      
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DVDs in a student center actually makes sense though...it cuts down on the shrinkage that would occur if they sold them in the bookstore.


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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 2:23 AM      
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Nice! The Inane Topics are back!

I believe those are disposable cellphones, I read somewhere that was the newest wave of wasteful technology... how proud I am of our country...


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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 6:02 AM      
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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 6:30 AM      
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Who the fuck would spend 60 bux on a disposeable cell phone when you can get a free phone with a good plan for 40 bux a month. If they exist massive labarotory experiments should be done on them.



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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 7:13 AM      
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well i also say a cellphone vending machine machine but it was had like 15 minutes on it. its was only $5. and yes i bought 2 of them.


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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 8:05 AM      
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What happens when the cell phone falls to the bottom of the machine like a bag of chips, doesnt it break?

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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
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I wonder what happens when they get stuck when you pay for one? That would suck!

What will they think of next? :)



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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
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My first double post!!! lol



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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
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This past summer, when I was all over asia, this is common.

In Bangkok for example, there are people sitting out side of train stations who work for the major cell phone provider who have little computers set up to create accounts, download things onto cellphones, etc.



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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 12:32 PM      
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quote:

Who the fuck would spend 60 bux on a disposeable cell phone when you can get a free phone with a good plan for 40 bux a month.

You can only get a "good plan" if you have good credit. These phones are for broke-ass motherfuckers. For some people it's easier to come up with $50 or $60 than to have a monthly bill. Another thing to think about, if you buy it from a vending machine it's got to be relatively anonymous... Especially if the machine accepts cash. These cell phone vending machines are no worse than the calling cards at 7-11.


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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
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quote:

What will they think of next?



Sex toys? lol. But serioulsy, these things are good for people like OD who cant even afford a phone for their house. lol



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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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Actually JJ, I saw one in south Florida once in an adult store. When I asked the cashier why wouldn't they just be on a shelf she said they sell more when they are in a machine because people can just walk in, buy it and leave without having someone ring it up. It saves them the embaressment. LOL



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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 2:58 PM      
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I guess it's cool if you keep one in your glove box incase you're in the middle of nowhere and you need help, or whatever, but... Shit, if you just buy the damn thing for the hell of it, consider 5$ for 15 minutes.... Find a damn pay phone!

Which company put these out, btw?



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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
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quote:

Which company put these out, btw?

quote:

Faceman said :
nokia phone machine

Didn't read to careful...






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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
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I could see this as being in an Airport... for out of town travelers that just need a cel phone for the area they are in for a day or so... but in a Mall...geez... kids these days have too many toys...

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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
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quote:

Didn't read to careful...


Didn't spell too careful... ;)

And I think sex toy vending machines are a great idea! But, just like the phones, what if it gets stuck? (in the machine, you sickos) You'd start shaking the machine, maybe reach your arm into the little dispencer hole... Then you'd get stuck, and there'd be firemen... It's just not worth it...



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posted on 09-08-2001 @ 4:20 PM      
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quote:

Didn't read to careful...

Didn't think before posting...

Nokia manufactures cellular phones, but does not provide the service. Thus then, the machines must be run by another company that DOES provide service.


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posted on 09-09-2001 @ 9:16 AM      
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quote:

Who the fuck would spend 60 bux on a disposeable cell phone when you can get a free phone with a good plan for 40 bux a month. If they exist massive labarotory experiments should be done on them.



I monitor pharmaceutical studies for one of the largest biotech companies in the world. The stupid people you are refering to are called "College Students", and yes, we perform experiments on them every day.



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