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BillAlfonso
posted on 09-14-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
The mythical Greek gods and friends threw a helluva party. It went on day and night with much drinking, carousing, and coupling. The next morning, the god Thor awoke much the worse for wear. He felt terrible. He was still in bed when a stunning young goddess walked in. He didn't remember her from the party but manfully got up to introduce himself.

"Hello, I am Mighty Thor" he says.

She says "You're mighty Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!"


BillAlfonso
posted on 09-14-2001 @ 9:56 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
You don't have to be an over-muscled Minnesota dairy farmer named Sven to know that Thor is a god of Norse mythos. But if Thor were Greek, the correct punchline to this joke would be: "I'm tho thore I can hardly shit!"


FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 09-14-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I thought TerribleAwfulNegro's post was the worst one today, but i've changed my mind. If you want a long, fruitful existence here on the board, I suggest you post threads with some substance. Thor jokes during a time of tragedy are just in bad taste, not to mention extremely unfunny. In fact, I don't think anyone makes joke threads on this board. Get yourself adopted.

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brodieman
posted on 09-14-2001 @ 10:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote: "I'm tho thore I can hardly shit!"

::twirls hair in finger:: i don't get it :P

NEVER FORGET

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ClusterF@#$
posted on 09-14-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
That joke is older than dirt. See ya... hope you enjoyed your stay, dick wad.


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