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Kid Afrika
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 5:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
...we'd all be stoned, and if I don't drink and drive then how the fuck am I gonna get home?

If I had a million dollars, I'd do two chicks at once.

If I had good knees, I would have probably played college football.

If I thought more before I posted this, I probably wouldn't have done it.

If I had my way... well everyone in the world would be miserable, but me. :)



Call it a game, call it dumb, call me a tool, but what would you do differently, "IF"...?


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.



The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 5:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
If this board didn't exist, I would have a much higher GPA

If I had as many posts as Kid Afrika, I would probably be a mod by now ;)

USA
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 5:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

If I had a million dollars, I'd do two chicks at once.
Office Space. Oops, wrong game.


"Drop the Bomb, Exterminate them all"- Colonel Kurtz
Nana's Precious
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 5:35 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
"if" I had my way we would have world pea......ah fuck it............



"what, I thought we were all just having fun..."

guardian of f_tarded
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
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I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
If the board didn't exist, my english paper would probably be done by now.

if it wasn't for the jewish holidays, i'd be in class right now

If it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.



And breathing is a foreign task
and thinking's just too much to ask

and you're measuring your minutes
by a clock thats blinking eights
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 8:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
If I had a million dollars....I'd buy you an exotic pet, yep, like a llama, or an emu.




"I'll fly my country's flag outside my home everyday for the rest of my life, even if it's three inches tall and hoisted on a toothpick! GOD BLESS AMERICA!" --My dad

Thank you to all the vets who have helped me to believe.


This message was edited by katya_ann on 9-18-01 @ 8:43 PM
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 8:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I'd buy you an exotic pet, yep, like a llama


that'd go perfectly with kid's one glove and monkey


Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting

Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 8:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
If you phrased the title better, this thread might be more popular.



Email me at [email protected]
2 tired 2 give N F
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 8:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
To quote a famous rapper (he's not black k1d):

If I had a million dollars I'd by a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics...

If I had a magic wand I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while I'm on the john...

If I had a million bucks it wouldn't be enough cause I'd still be out robbing armoured trucks...

If I had one wish I'd ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss...


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"As I sail through the night...
Let us not forget,
There is hope..."
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 8:58 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
If I'd become a member of the board when I started listening to O & A, I wouldn't be an f'n hanger on right now. ;-)




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"God may have mercy on you, but we won't."
- Senator John McCain

"We're co-Satans." - Anthony





TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 9:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
If I had my hair....I still wouldn't get laid.

"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants!"
darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 9:08 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
if i had a hammer, i'd hammer in the morning

if i wasn't such a procrastinator, my hw would be done by now


[email protected]
I'm off to Franklin Pierce College in September. Go Ravens!
LET'S GO ISLANDERS
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 9:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
If Fez became a mod, he's probably make comments like
quote:

I'm moving this to OT


and

quote:

If you phrased the title better, this thread might be more popular


Oh, wait, never mind.....



"I'll fly my country's flag outside my home everyday for the rest of my life, even if it's three inches tall and hoisted on a toothpick! GOD BLESS AMERICA!" --My dad

Thank you to all the vets who have helped me to believe.
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
If I lived by the >) mentality, I'd ban you ;) :)



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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 9:38 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
If the Queen had balls she would be the King

If kid was smart he would be a mod
Kid Afrika
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 10:38 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

If kid was smart he would be a mod

If tequiza had a brain, he'd realize that maybe it's smarter to NOT be a mod. ;)


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.



Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
If Jimmy had gone straight to the Police, none of this would ever have happened.


God Bless America
Kid Afrika
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:03 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
If Rookie graced us with his presence more often, he might be a mod by now. :) Welcome back, cuz.


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.



Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

If the Queen had balls she would be the King



does this mean froy is a she male?

if you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:45 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
If Lassie were to be impregnated with a cantaloupe seed, would her puppies be called "melancholy babies"?



"May God have mercy on their souls, because we won't."
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:49 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

If Lassie were to be impregnated with a cantaloupe seed, would her puppies be called "melancholy babies"?


If I were smart enough to understand what this meant, I'd attempt an answer.



"And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free, and I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me."

Graduate of Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)
Hummercash
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 00
If I weren’t so lazy, I would have tested my sig in ‘TEST YOUR SIG PICS HERE 4’ instead of posting this to test it. ;)




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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

If I were smart enough to understand what this meant, I'd attempt an answer.
Here you go, my fellow drunk Irishman...

melancholy = melon + collie. Cantaloupe is a melon, Lassie is a collie. Dammit, it just sucks when you have to explain a joke. Fuckin' drunk micks gotta ruin everything.



"May God have mercy on their souls, because we won't."
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 12:38 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
If I had a dollar, I might give you ninety-nine...

If I had a backbone, I'd ask FTL why I haven't been graduated yet. ;-)

If it weren't for those meddling kids, I could have gotten away with it.

Adopted by FollowThisLogic 8/14/01...taking the remedial course.
Fireguy
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 1:01 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
If Bin Ladin was half as smart as they say he is rich... he would have NEVER thought of fucking with us.

If Afganistan is smart... they will hand over Bin Ladin and crawl back under the camel shit covered rocks they came from before we make that country into another Hedonist resort.

IF pot was legal....i'd be stoned

IF "IF" was a fifth... id have 5 fifths after this post...anyone for a drink?


A big thanks to Psycho Bitch for the help with the sig pic, the name doenst really fit the personality.


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