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BawxedWine
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 5:03 PM      
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Last night I'm flipping through the channels and I stop when I get to FX. I stop and realize its and infomercial, I'm about to change stations when all of a sudden 2 midgets come onto my screen. They were the hosts of the thing. They were wearing matching suits and everything. Did anyone else see this. I watched it for 30 min and have no clue what the infomercial was for because I was too busy laughing.


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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 5:07 PM      
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they were selling real estate opportunities. i saw it once and mentioned it in the insomnia check in thread. funny as hell. there was one point where one of the midgets is driving a car and another point where one of the midgets is walking a dalmatian and the dalmatian is bigger than he is.


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IrishAlkey
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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 5:19 PM      
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I will pay good money for the first person who provides me with a tape of that...I don't have cable!


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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 5:23 PM      
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Those are the Rice brothers; they're in the Guiness Book of World Records for being the shortest living male identical twins, or something like that. Never saw the infomercial, so now I have a reason to stay up at night. :)


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Arpikarhu
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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 5:26 PM      
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quote:

I don't have cable!



welcome to the 21st century. what? do you live in afghanistan or something? goddamn mennonites!!

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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 6:06 PM      
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I remember seeing that infomercial last semester at school. All of a sudden, I screamed in my best dice, "Hey! Look at the midgets ovah dere now!" The first time you see these two you can't help but to laugh. Then, it gets even more hillarious when you realize they are actually pitching real estate opportunities!

Ponderous... ff'n ponderous... but hillarious!



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Joey BigArms
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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 6:36 PM      
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I am so happy that Grumpy finally made his TV debut.


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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 6:43 PM      
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Grumpy Joke count: 1



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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 6:46 PM      
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quote:

I am so happy that Grumpy finally made his TV debut.
Sorry...
Those two are WAY taller than Grumpy...


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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 6:48 PM      
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quote:

Sorry...
Those two are WAY taller than Grumpy...


thats two, fez


Tequila
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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
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quote:

I am so happy that Grumpy finally made his TV debut.

Frumpy joke always funny


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posted on 09-20-2001 @ 6:57 PM      
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quote:

welcome to the 21st century. what? do you live in afghanistan or something? goddamn mennonites!!


Actually, I'm just poor because I pay my way through college...come on, rag on that.



"And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free, and I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me."

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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 6:57 PM      
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quote:

Sorry...
Those two are WAY taller than Grumpy...



quote:

Frumpy joke always funny



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King f-tard
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 8:08 AM      
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13 messages, only 3 Frumpy jokes.

Amazing.

Wheres Teq when you need him?





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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 8:23 AM      
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I found a copy of the infomercial on the net. Grumpy, why don't you just advertise your band like everyone else?

Grumpy's Band

Joey BigArms
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posted on 09-21-2001 @ 9:32 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I am really surprised Grumpy did not reply yet. We know if this was in GD he would not reply since he is not tall enough to see the top of the screen.

Fezy; 4


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posted on 09-21-2001 @ 9:35 AM      
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Sorry, if you are not as tall as Mickey's hand you cannot read this thread.

Grumpy
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posted on 09-21-2001 @ 9:50 AM      
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Well gaaahhhdaammmmnnnnnnnnnnn, only 4 Grumpy jokes? you guys are losing your touch people. Truely losing your touch.

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Joey BigArms
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posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:36 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Well gaaahhhdaammmmnnnnnnnnnnn, only 4 Grumpy jokes? you guys are losing your touch people. Truely losing your touch.

I am still amazed that Grumpy has that many posts, with those sausage fingers. ;)

5


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Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
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Does Bin Laden need a Mini-Me?

brodieman
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
::bin laden to mini-me::
"mini-laden you are quazi-taliban, you are the diet coke of taliban, just oe calorie, not taliban enought"

quote from irishalkey:Actually, I'm just poor because I pay my way through college...come on, rag on that.

give me a few minutes bro i will think of something ;)


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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 2:58 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

only 4 Grumpy jokes? you guys are losing your touch people. Truely losing your touch


Frump we arent losing our touch it just that half the people that responded dont know that you are about 3'12" tall weigh 250lbs and look like a troll.

They are just learing the ropes here and dont want to be eaten by a troll.

On the other hand I havent seen the infomercial yet. You know if I saw it I would have made a major contribution to this thread.


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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 09-21-2001 @ 3:05 PM      
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Alkey,
HaHa....
Broke and in college.
So is it Meister Brau or Old Swill that is the cheap "all I can afford" brand of choice?

IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 09-21-2001 @ 3:14 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

give me a few minutes bro i will think of something


quote:

Alkey,
HaHa....
Broke and in college.


I hate all of you with a burning passion! LMAO



"And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free, and I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me."

Graduate of Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 9-21-01 @ 3:16 PM



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