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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: And today in news from the from the bullshit department... | ||||
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| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 09-23-2001 @ 3:25 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | what a load of donkey shit - these guys just don't want to hand the fucker over. ISLAMABAD, Pakistan (AP) - Afghanistan's ruling Taliban have been unable to locate alleged terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden for the past two days, the Taliban ambassador to Pakistan said Sunday. U.S. officials cast doubt on the claim, saying the Taliban may be trying to elude President Bush's demands that they hand over bin Laden or face retribution along with the Saudi exile for the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. Bin Laden is the top suspect in those attacks. ``We're not going to be deterred by comments that he may be missing. We don't simply believe it,'' National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice told ``Fox News Sunday.'' Taliban ambassador Abdul Salam Zaeef said the Taliban chief, Mullah Mohammed Omar, had sent emissaries to inform bin Laden of a decision Thursday by the country's Muslim clergy that he should leave the country voluntarily at a time of his choosing. Zaeef said Taliban authorities had been searching for bin Laden for the past two days ``but he has not been traced.'' The Taliban leadership have said in the past that they are able to convey information to bin Laden through radio communication with Taliban security personnel who travel with him. Bush has said the Taliban - the hard-line Islamic militia that rules most of Afghanistan - must hand over bin Laden and members of his alleged terror network, allow U.S. access to bin Laden's camps and free two detained American aid workers. If they don't, Bush said, the Taliban will face military action along with bin Laden. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said the Taliban claim that bin Laden was missing ``is simply not credible.'' ``The Taliban may be trying to find a way to get themselves out of this terrible box they're in,'' Secretary of State Colin Powell told NBC's ``Meet the Press.'' When asked if the Bush administration thought the Taliban were telling the truth about bin Laden's disappearance, Rice said, ``Well, we're going to find out.'' But she insisted the U.S. response would not be deterred. She said the Taliban movement can meet Bush's demands ``or it can face the wrath of an international coalition that understands that the Taliban has been harboring terrorists for quite a long time. And that's a choice that they're going to have to make.'' The Afghan Islamic Press, a private news agency based in Islamabad, also reported the Taliban claim. The agency quoted Omar's spokesman Abdul Hayee as saying ``guest Osama'' had ``gone missing'' and that ``efforts were being made to locate him.'' Quoting Hayee, the agency said that once bin Laden was found, he would be told of the clerical decision. ``Then it would be his decision whether he wants to stay in Afghanistan or not,'' the agency said. Bin Laden has been living since 1996 in Afghanistan as a ``guest'' of the Taliban. Bin Laden is believed to have set up camps and hide-outs in various locations in the mountainous nation.  and thinking's just too much to ask and you're measuring your minutes by a clock thats blinking eights | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 09-23-2001 @ 3:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I'm imagning this 30s-style comedy scene where they have the Taliban searching for Bin Laden everywhere (allies, holes, underrocks, in a basket like in Raiders), looking towards the camera and shrugging their shoulders after each place they check. "I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 09-23-2001 @ 3:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Wow i didnt know you had a stuttering problem  I can't believe the news today Oh, I can't close my eyes And make it go away | ||||
| Cunt-Twat I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER! | posted on 09-23-2001 @ 3:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | ponderous, all the boarders are closed, and he still manages to escape. he must be the invisible man!! earl comment: Remember-Laughter heals. This message was edited by Cunt-Twat on 9-23-01 @ 3:48 PM | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 09-23-2001 @ 3:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Kind of sad when another country can locate a single guy but his own country can't find him. Wanna be the coolest kid on your block? Get an 'I love Froy t-shirt!' Add it to your sig today! Email me at [email protected] | ||||
| Cunt-Twat I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER! | posted on 09-23-2001 @ 3:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | well fez that's cuz they all look alike there, it's kinda hard to find the original guy, don't ya think?? Remember-Laughter heals. | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 09-23-2001 @ 3:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: They all wear baggy clothes. We all wear baggy clothes. Your point? Wanna be the coolest kid on your block? Get an 'I love Froy t-shirt!' Add it to your sig today! Email me at [email protected] | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 09-23-2001 @ 5:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | What the hell do they think the U.S. government is doing, playing hide and go seek?? Grr...their stupidity astounds me.... "I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman USA | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 09-23-2001 @ 5:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | That's ok Afghanistan we'll just bomb the shit out of you till we think we hit him. What a bunch of stupid fuckers. Die all of you. God Bless The USA. | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 09-23-2001 @ 7:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | So you really think they don't know where he is? He pretty much runs that country. At the end of August he was appointed Commander in Chief of their armed forces. | ||||
| HELMET PINCHA | posted on 09-23-2001 @ 7:52 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Is anyone else a little pist off at those two asshole americans who where in afghanistan during these times, and let alone get themselves imprisoned by the taliban.... look i dont know the whole story and i hope they do come home safe... but what the FUCK!!?? i feel like they just screwed everything up for our military, what a couple of tools. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 09-23-2001 @ 8:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Fuck 'em I say. Casualties of war. I don't mean to be cold, but there comes a time when you have to realize, and I hate to sound Vulcan here, but the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.  Currently newbieless...unbelieveable! | ||||
| NJ Panther | posted on 09-23-2001 @ 8:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: yeah..that is if your not one of the few....  Never bother having an argument with an idiot who controls your ability to voice your responses. | ||||
| okterrific23 | posted on 09-23-2001 @ 10:18 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | I think that the U.S. should try to overthrow the Taliban. The only country that recognizes the Taliban is Pakistan. In Afghanistan, you could get executed for having a bible or the cross in your possesion. All religions expect Islam are banned from that stinkin country.
"I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all." | ||||
| hellspawn warrior G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Brinstar Invasion Team | posted on 09-24-2001 @ 1:27 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 |  We ain't found shit ! Closest pic I could find.  They make take our lives, but they'll never take away our freedom. -William Wallace | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 09-24-2001 @ 1:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | i've been looking for a pic of Where's Waldo and put Bin Laden in it but can't seem to find one. "I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington | ||||
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