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TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU 		posted on 09-23-2001 @ 9:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Since the "real/fake" thread was VERY disappointing, I thought I'd start one myself.

BREASTS. I like 'em.
I like 'em nice and perky.
I like them small and sensitive.
I like them big and jiggly.
I will like them on a train.
I will like them on a plane.
I will like them when they head south.
I will like them when they're in my mouth.
I will like them all day long.
I will like them wrapped round my schlong.

So there.

"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants!"
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-23-2001 @ 9:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
::shudders:: oh dear....


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU 		posted on 09-23-2001 @ 9:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
How appropriate that you are the first reply. If I had a pic of you, I'd spank a batch right now!

"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants!"
Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 09-23-2001 @ 9:32 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
There goes another 15 seconds of my life I won't get back...


God Bless America
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-23-2001 @ 9:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
If I had a pic of you, I'd spank a batch right now!


Here you go:


Happy spanking! (take 3)


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA










This message was edited by FeelMyFunBags on 9-23-01 @ 9:50 PM
Joe Soprano
posted on 09-23-2001 @ 9:34 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
It's OK, TJ, it's OK... We all miss the Radio Chick show...




Homestead.com rules... but not as much as Stinky!
TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU 		posted on 09-23-2001 @ 9:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:
There goes another 15 seconds of my life I won't get back...



that's okay, it probably isn't much of a life.

quote:
Here you go:



um, you look a lot like a little white box with a red x. But don't worry, I've spanked to less.....

"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants!"
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 09-23-2001 @ 9:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
tsk tsk tsk

I see your time away from here did not help you at all.

nope, it is offical, Joe S.'s thread is so much better than yours.

In Memory of September 11th, 2001


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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 09-23-2001 @ 9:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
that's okay, it probably isn't much of a life.

This coming from a person who wrote a Dr. Seuss poem about breasts... ponderous...

GET IN THE COFFIN.


God Bless America
TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU 		posted on 09-23-2001 @ 9:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
rookie, what can I say? You got me. Got me good. Really. Bravo.

"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants!"
Joe Soprano
posted on 09-23-2001 @ 9:55 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
nope, it is offical, Joe S.'s thread is so much better than yours.


Wow... being a deek... it pays.



Homestead.com rules... but not as much as Stinky!
Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 09-23-2001 @ 9:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! Bea Arthur!!! I'm fucking blind!!!!

Oh, and TJL... so sorry your little masterpiece didn't turn out as well as you had hoped. Need a tissue?


God Bless America
DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 09-23-2001 @ 9:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
FMFB,
Very Disappointed with your appearance.
Is it true that you also have a dick??? (that's what Jeff Ross says)

And TJ, not enough tits in the WOW section that you have to write about them?? Sounds like you may need some meds for control before you hurt yourself!!

TO THE GUYS IN "THE HOLE": I'M WITH YOU
DR. Buster Hymen
[email protected]

imapervert
I want my two dollars!		posted on 09-23-2001 @ 10:05 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Dude, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Don't put Breasts in the topic unless you are going to show breasts. You should have put my stupid poem about breasts.

God Bless America
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*
posted on 09-23-2001 @ 10:22 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Personally I always found Estelle Getty to be the hot one.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
WyzeGuy
posted on 09-23-2001 @ 10:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Personally I always found Estelle Getty to be the hot one.

Well, if we're going that way, I guess I'd have fucked Betty White first.

Blair over the others on The Facts Of Life.

Sydney from Melrose Place.

Jenny Garth on 90210.

And Wendy from The 55 Gallon Drum Challenge.

Wouldn't fuck anyone on Curb Your Enthusiasm, but I'm gonna go watch it none the less.

imapervert
I want my two dollars!		posted on 09-23-2001 @ 10:34 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Dude, are you nuts? The slutty one was way more hot. I spanked out quite a few batches to her.

God Bless America
VooDude
posted on 09-23-2001 @ 10:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Don't put Breasts in the topic unless you are going to show breasts
So true. Nothing worse than a false alarm.
quote:
found Estelle Getty to be the hot one
She's definitely the goer...


Shitter Crew - Don't piss me off, or I'll lift your house.

danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 09-23-2001 @ 10:45 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
I will like them when they head south.

you should meet my grandma


Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting

fatty chopped meat
posted on 09-23-2001 @ 10:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Personally I always found Estelle Getty to be the hot one.


nah man.... i prefered rue mcclanahan..... nutn like an older slut

red rocket
Secret Sex Chat 		posted on 09-23-2001 @ 11:07 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Very Disappointing, No Nude

God Bless The USA.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 09-23-2001 @ 11:18 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
when did sunday start being, "stupid thread day"




"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country. but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman-Thomas Paine"



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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 09-23-2001 @ 11:18 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
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This message was edited by Faceman on 9-23-01 @ 11:36 PM
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Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 09-23-2001 @ 11:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Quick Face, use your amazing mod powers to delete your double post before anyone sees it! :)


God Bless America
Kid Afrika
posted on 09-23-2001 @ 11:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
Quick Face, use your amazing mod powers to delete your double post before anyone sees it!

Too late... HA HA ::POINTS AND LAUGHS AT FACEY::

Nicey Nice Head, DEEK!!!

Next time only click "Submit" once, ya tool. :)


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.




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