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GonzoStyle
posted on 09-26-2001 @ 6:44 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
god i hate people. i hate you too probably, even though I may not know you. people are just educated animals, but under certain circumstances, they all act the same. you're all sheep. people, sheep, people. get it the fuck in your head, you are a motherfucking sheep. people are herded by the slavers of society because they can't and they won't try to think for themselves. i like dogs, and furthermore, i wish i was a dog. if i was a dog, i'd find some middle class family with a pet door so i could come and go as i pleased, and eat all the god damned canned dog-food i wanted to. i'd have to put up with some of the family's bullshit, no doubt (petting, cuddling, beating, mutilating, molesting, etc.), but i wouldn't like it. i'd sleep all day and shit on peoples' garden hoses when i was awake. then i'd die. i wouldn't work a day of my short life. but i digress.. let's talk about people. why is everyone so vain, conceited, rude, and self-absorbed in themselves?

WHY IS EVERYONES FUCKING GOAL IN LIFE TO GET RICH? what is money, anyway? it's ugly metal or it's flimsy paper or plastic, all of which should be worth nothing. i say we abolish all forms of money, and degrading work of 50-70 hours a week while we're at it. why did the good lord put us on this earth to have us working our whole life? if we conform to capitalism and perform our duties, do we get to go to heaven? if not, what's the point?. so why should we put up with this thing we call life? we shouldn't, i say. i say we overthrow the government. i'd like to see the rich stripped naked and dumped on city streets somewhere, with all of their money incinerated and obliterated. i'd laugh and laugh and laugh, then i'd go home and pet my dog.

Also I hate Political Correct people but that will be a later discussion i should sleep.

disclaimer: The above are the rantings of someone you should never take seriously, if you think I am serious about over throwing the goverment...guess what? I FUCKIN HATE YOU.


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King f-tard
posted on 09-26-2001 @ 8:07 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
You just want to be a dog so you can lick yourself in public.





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DasDoomper
posted on 09-26-2001 @ 8:29 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

WHY IS EVERYONES FUCKING GOAL IN LIFE TO GET RICH? what is money, anyway? it's ugly metal or it's flimsy paper or plastic, all of which should be worth nothing. i say we abolish all forms of money, and degrading work of 50-70 hours a week while we're at it. why did the good lord put us on this earth to have us working our whole life? if we conform to capitalism and perform our duties, do we get to go to heaven? if not, what's the point?. so why should we put up with this thing we call life? we shouldn't, i say. i say we overthrow the government.



I believe there is a popular saying going around these days about people living in the US who don't like our system of life and governement:

If you don't like it, GET THE FUCK OUT!

Seriously though, you need to stop reading Karl Marx. If you want socialism, it's only a few hundred miles away in Canada.



DasDoomper


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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 9:01 AM      
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quote:

You just want to be a dog so you can lick yourself in public.

Thats fucking funny


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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 10:59 AM      
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quote:

then i'd go home and pet my dog.


According to your theory, this is incest...dirty Gonzo!



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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 11:02 AM      
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Do you know why dogs lick themselves?
Cuz they can't get a good grip....


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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
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quote:

Do you know why dogs lick themselves?
Cuz they can't get a good grip....


What's your excuse Grumpy? LoL :);):);)



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WyzeGuy
posted on 09-26-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
if we conform to capitalism and perform our duties, do we get to go to heaven? if not, what's the point?. so why should we put up with this thing we call life? we shouldn't, i say. i say we overthrow the government. i'd like to see the rich stripped naked and dumped on city streets somewhere, with all of their money incinerated and obliterated.

Let me guess, your first name is Bin.

i hate people.

And we hate you, too ;-)



PeterDragon
posted on 09-26-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

WHY IS EVERYONES FUCKING GOAL IN LIFE TO GET RICH?



Obviously there ARE some people who have other priorities (some of whom live in this country) - without looking too far I'd think most of the NY firemen who ran into the WTC trying to save people weren't only concerned about getting rich. - As well as everyone who volunteered .

Having said that, your post reminded me of what my cousin used to tell me when I was in H.S. He said I should be a veterinarian instead of a doctor, because then I'd deal with a better clientele. :)



This message was edited by PeterDragon on 9-26-01 @ 1:04 PM
Sloatsburgh
posted on 09-26-2001 @ 1:10 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
My goal is to never see Gonzo's naked ass.



Gonzo also wishes he was a dog so that he could ram his nose into everybody's crotch.







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Psycho Bitch
posted on 09-26-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Gonzo also wishes he was a dog so that he could ram his nose into everybody's crotch.



I think you forgot to say he could continue ram his nose into everybody's crotch without getting in trouble ;)

Fuck money, I'd take the love of a good man over all the money in the world. And as for people, they all do suck and that's why I live with my cat! lol



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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the
religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by
giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their
view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and
learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open-mindedness;
chaotic, confused, vulnerability to inform yourself.

Think for yourself.
Question authority.


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Sloatsburgh
posted on 09-26-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
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AD, All I'm coming up with is "The CRIES of the CARROTS. The CRIES of the CARROTS."







She tastes like a gyro.
Ronreddog
posted on 09-26-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

You just want to be a dog so you can lick yourself in public.


Is there something wrong with that? LMAO

Well put, Gonzo. Please don't hate me!


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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 1:38 PM      
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quote:

and that's why I live with my cat!


I agree PB, and that's why I live with my dog, and to be quite honest, I kinda like it when he rams his nose into my crotch.


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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 09-26-2001 @ 3:06 PM      
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quote:

If you don't like it, GET THE FUCK OUT!
this one pisses me off to no end, because, what a surprise, i hear it a lot. just because somebody sees the flaws in a society, doesn't mean they don't like living in it. people who think that their country, whichever one it may be, is perfect are just fucking idiots. there is no utopia.
anyway, my point is, i think i'd prefer to be a cat.



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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 4:28 PM      
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quote:

WHY IS EVERYONES FUCKING GOAL IN LIFE TO GET RICH? what is money, anyway? it's ugly metal or it's flimsy paper or plastic, all of which should be worth nothing. i say we abolish all forms of money, and degrading work of 50-70 hours a week while we're at it. why did the good lord put us on this earth to have us working our whole life? if we conform to capitalism and perform our duties, do we get to go to heaven? if not, what's the point?. so why should we put up with this thing we call life? we shouldn't, i say. i say we overthrow the government. i'd like to see the rich stripped naked and dumped on city streets somewhere, with all of their money incinerated and obliterated.

somebody should tell gonzo...am's hacked his account


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GonzoStyle
posted on 09-26-2001 @ 4:53 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Actually I am just pissed that i try to lick my own balls yet i always fall off the couch.

quote:

I believe there is a popular saying going around these days about people living in the US who don't like our system of life and governement:

If you don't like it, GET THE FUCK OUT!



To you moron i suggest you read the last paragraph of my post.

And PB i wish i was your pussy too.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
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GonzoStyle
posted on 09-26-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Hoo i am ripping off AM and double posting

I just wanted to ask would i be wrong in just having the immense desire to beat old people? I mean they are worthless anyway, they are nothing but life-hogs as opie said. They are what i like to call "Flip-side Children" Cause think of it they are just babies on the other side of the spectrum. They are bald, they drool, they don't speak coherently, the pee themselves, they wear diapers, they eat baby food, they have no teeth, and you have to look after them like babies. Wheelchairs are just oversized carriages. Atleast babies will grow into productive human beings, old people had their shot and they should bring some joy to society. Next time you see an old person with their hanging skin that looks like windowsill spam that's been over heated. Just bash them in the head with a rock and their own colostomy bag. Old people suck i say we just beat em all, hell why not rape them while you are at it?


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

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