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TeenWeek
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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 10:40 AM      
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For any morons out there who think they need a gas mask.

free gas masks for $195

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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 10:50 AM      
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Speaking of masks, I am reminded of a few people I saw last week (when the dust and smell was still fairly strong in the air) that were wearing those filter masks when they went outside - only to temporarily take them off as they took a drag on their cigarette! Does that make ANY sense???
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We will call you immediately when a terrorist threat or attack is imminent !

That is provided you pay the lifetime membership fee - otherwise choke on it like everyone else. It was only a matter of time before something like this came about.





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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 12:39 PM      
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High Priority Notification (HPN001) - With this lifetime membership, you and your loved ones will be called immediately, anytime of day or night, at the telephone numbers of your choosing, with regularly scheduled test calls for only $195.00. This service includes one Free Gas Mask ! To process your order for this service, and receive your free gas mask, click here. Local officials and authorities will be the providers and administrators of real emergencies and record the actual notifications.


Hey thanks... you call all of us to tell us, but you only give us one goddamn gas mask. Talk about tough decisions.... jesus! Thanks, Pal!!!




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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 12:50 PM      
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I thought this was gonna have something to do with eating at Taco Bell...pleasant surprise!


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TeenWeek
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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
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quote:

**** Additional Gas Mask's with Notification Service
HPN002 $150



Well if you care enough about your family, you can spend $150 for each person. If they knew enough in advance of a terrorist attack, wouldn't they have gotten the planes before they hit the WTC and pentagon.

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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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The most pathetic part about this is they say they will notify you when an attack is imminent. Um hello, but by that time it's most likely too late and whatever shit they use is in the air.
Way to make sure the public is safe you money grubbing assholes! :(


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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
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Thankfully, my office is ordering us gas masks as well as other items to put in a survivor kit. It's really scary to think about it, but I know when I am in the city and working at least I will feel a little bit of security. Is anyone seriously considering buying a gas mask for their homes? I was actually thinking of investing in one as well as a haz-mat suit.


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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
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Lucky for me I have all my Y2K survival supplies stored in my parent's state of the art 1955 bomb shelter.

TeenWeek
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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
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Wouldn't chemical warfare eat through your clothes and skin anyway so you would be able to breathe but you would be dead anyway?

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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
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quote:

Wouldn't chemical warfare eat through your clothes and skin anyway so you would be able to breathe but you would be dead anyway?


Well yea..First off, You wouldn't even know your were exposed to chemicals until you became sick. That would mean you would be wearing the mask or carrying it around with you all the time.
Second, alot of the chemicals would eat right through your skin, you would have to be wearing special chemical suits......


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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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OK, you guys have finally done it. You made me reach my stupidity "fill" point. The point at which I see so much moronic behavior that I have to say something.
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Second, alot of the chemicals would eat right through your skin, you would have to be wearing special chemical suits......
Uh, no
By chemical weapons, they mean Sarin gas, VX gas, cyanide, shit like that. Not some scary acid vapor that comes across like a yellow cloud and eats everything.
When you dump a chemical agent into the atmosphere it becomes very diluted very quickly. There are no special chemicals that can eat though you home at those levels. Sorry

There are chemical agents that in small concentrations can kill you by disabling certain enzymes in your body or inhibiting the ability of your red blood cells to hold oxygen, but you still need a certain concentration of that stuff in the air to do you in. Hell, a group of whack jobs in Japan tried to kill people with Sarin gas (a nerve gas) in a subway a few years back. In a SUBWAY, how much less ventilation do you want? and you know how many people died?

10

That's right, only 10 people.

We have much greater things to be scared about than chemical weapons, like succuming to our fear.



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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 3:09 PM      
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ok, whatever. My point was that people are making a big freaking deal about gas masks. Gas masks won't matter either way....

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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 3:15 PM      
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That's right, only 10 people
thank you doc. in the last couple of weeks that incident has come into conversation a few times with people saying, "remember a few years ago when they released gas in a japanese subway and killed THOUSANDS of people" i'd been thinking it was really not too many people, now i know i'm not crazy.



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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
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We used to take bong hits with a gas mask and an attachment hose.

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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
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quote:

now i know i'm not crazy.

Well, I wouldn't go that far ;)

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Gas masks won't matter either way....

Try telling that to the Marines who served in the Gulf War


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posted on 09-26-2001 @ 10:20 PM      
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OK everyone, Doc S. is mostly right. Gas masks aren't gonna be of much use for the general population. These are best used for Chemical agents; which are usually used in a small area. They aren't good for mass attacks & there are antidotes. There are some agents that can cause chemical burns, but I don't see these guys getting a hold of these (esp. now).

IMHO, Biologics & Nuclear threats are a much higher risk for mass casualties. Al Qeda has been attempting to get nuclear materials (as per 60 Minutes II). Personally, there would be nothing we could do about this. Biologics are called "The Poor Man's Nuclear Weapons". The 2 most likely agents are Smallpox & Anthrax. Smallpox has been fairly well controlled, & anyone born before 1970 has been vaccinated. There are treatments, but most Docs wouldn't recognize symptoms until there were MANY cases. I believe that Anthrax would be the most likely weapon of choice. The spores are hardy(they survive in the air-unlike HIV). They could be spread by cropdusters & they have been readily available(several Aryan Nation guys easily got cultures a few years back). By the time you would know this happened, there would already be millions who were sick (death takes about a week). There are treatments; vaccines take about 1-2 years to complete, & there will be no supplies till sometime next year!

I doubt that most gasmasks would protect against this. You need Biohazard suits for real protection. I am looking into getting a mask just in case I need to go into a future attack like the WTC, because of the dust & toxic materials(ex asbestos). So, the rest of you guys should just relax; there is really nothing that YOU can do to protect yourself (other than moving to NORAD & living underground). I just hope that the government will continue this continuous protection of our vulnerable areas.

And on another note, if there is anyone living around Ground Zero, I heard that people are being instructed to have their apartments cleaned by a Haz-Mat team (not a cleaning service). I would heed that advice.

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Try telling that to the Marines who served in the Gulf War

If you are referring to "Gulf War Syndrome", a single etiology has not been found (chemical or biologic). And those affected DID have gasmasks & suits.

And this service is a SCAM. What happens if they fail to notify you & you die??? Do they give you a refund then??

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This message was edited by DR. Buster Hymen on 9-26-01 @ 10:30 PM
Joe Soprano
posted on 09-26-2001 @ 10:24 PM      
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quote:

... if there is anyone living around Ground Zero, I heard that people are being instructed to have their apartments cleaned by a Haz-Mat team (not a cleaning service). I would heed that advice.



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GonzoStyle
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 12:20 AM      
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quote:

free gas masks for $195



if they are $195 dollars how are they free?


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TeenWeek
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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 7:25 AM      
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Gonzo, the website says you get one free gas mask when you pay $195 for them to call you when there is an attack.

Doc Smith
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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
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quote:

If you are referring to "Gulf War Syndrome", a single etiology has not been found (chemical or biologic). And those affected DID have gasmasks & suits.

I guess I didn't make my point clear. I meant that if you served in the ground forces in the Gulf War, you were given a gas mask and instructed to wear much of the time. So if they didn't matter, why were they given out? So they actually do work against most airborne nasties.

I wasn't refering to Gulf War Syndrome, since evidence points to several causes, such as post-traumatic stress disorder, complications from the Anthrax vaccine which gets about 2% of the people who take it sick, crap like that.


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VooDude
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 6:51 PM      
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quote:

quote:

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Second, alot of the chemicals would eat right through your skin, you would have to be wearing special chemical suits......
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Uh, no
By chemical weapons, they mean Sarin gas, VX gas, cyanide, shit like that. Not some scary acid vapor that comes across like a yellow cloud and eats everything.
When you dump a chemical agent into the atmosphere it becomes very diluted very quickly

There are 4 major catagories of chemical agents:
Choking: designed to cause choking, caughing, impaired eyesight.
Nerve: designed to cause failure of the central nervous system.
Blood: designed to prevent blood from absorbing oxygen
Blister: designed to cause blisters on the skin and inside the lungs. Also impairs vision.

The most famous blister agent is Mustard Gas. It's been around since WWII, and it's easy to manufacture and deliver. It will cause blisters on the skin, and if inhaled will cause the inside of the lungs to blister. It is not effective when used over a large area because it disperses too fast. However, think of the terror factor if this stuff were used on civilians, even if no one died.

Nerve agents are normally inhaled, but can be abosrbed through small cuts or scratches in the skin. Military members carry a nerve agent antidote kit when they are deployed to an area that may be attacked. The kits contain auto-injectors with atropine and pralidoxime chloride. I don't believe these anitdotes are readily available to the general public.

There is no first-aid or antidote for blood agents.

Gas masks, with the proper filters, will protect you from inhaling chemical agents, and will protect the eyes. For skin protection, the military uses a chemical protective overgarment (CPOG), which is a cloth suit with a charcoal lining. It works ok for chemical defense, but it's effectiveness against biologicals is questionable.

Military members have been receiving Anthrax vaccinations as part of the DoD Anthrax Vaccine Immunization Program (AVIP)for the last 3 or 4 years. The vaccinations include a series of 6 shots given over an 18 month time frame followed by annual booster shots. I've had 5 of the first 6 shots, and have not had any side effects. However, the program has been suspended because the only company that makes the stuff (BioPort) has not been able to manufacture the stuff fast enough.

If this post hasn't bored you enough already, email me and I will continue with my Nuclear, Biological, Chemical (NBC) lecture...


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posted on 09-27-2001 @ 8:47 PM      
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Voodude,I agree with most of what you wrote.

In terms of safety of your CPOG from Biologics, most likely not. Also, the anthrax vaccine has been considered to be OK, but has never been tested on a large scale. Nowadays, it's at least worth the try. I'm still looking into the gasmask filters as to whether or not they are sufficient to protect against anthrax spores (as this is the main route of infection).

The auto injector kits are also not available commercially to the public. In addition, most people could not use these.

And there are treatments for "Blood" agents (ex Cyanide). However, it requires immediate treatment before the poison acts (ie poor treatment).

So, people, the lesson here is there is little that you could do to protect yourselves. The key here is to prevent future attacks.

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GonzoStyle
posted on 09-28-2001 @ 1:33 AM      
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Gonzo, the website says you get one free gas mask when you pay $195 for them to call you when there is an attack.



Lol what a scam that is like people who sell bootleg music and videos on ebay.

they sell you a piece of paper and the tape comes free with the piece of paper, they warn you that you are not paying for the tape but for the sheet of paper, lol. I gotta admit it trully is very creative.



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posted on 09-28-2001 @ 9:50 PM      
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Gonzo...Finally someone who finally realized it. When I looked at the site, I knew right awayt it had to be a scam. You most likely pay the money and get NOTHING....HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PROVE THEM TO BE A SCAM IF YOUR ALREADY DEAD. What a great idea. If they made a decent site I bet some people would actually fall for it.


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