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TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 12:38 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | 'Terror sex could trigger baby boom' A baby boom could hit the US in nine months as Americans turn to "terror sex" to combat fears of war or further terrorist attacks, experts say. Post-disaster sex, or "end-of-the-world sex", means a baby boom is likely in nine months' time, the Los Angeles Times reports. Americans are turning to sex to soothe feelings of fear, vulnerability and sadness, the newspaper said. University of Washington sociologist Pepper Schwartz said: "The act of sex is a very elemental, primal feeling of being alive and connected to somebody. "Sex is part of a life force. When asked, 'How do you want to die?' a lot of people say, 'Making love or having an orgasm'. What they are saying is, 'I want to be most alive the moment before I am dead'." She said there were parallels between soldiers marrying before heading off to war zones and said demographers should expect a hike in the birth rate. One un-named New York record executive told the newspaper: "Everyone has been through a shared experience and people's defenses are down. "People are vulnerable and that can be really attractive. It's biology at work - gotta procreate if the world is coming to an end." | ||||
Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 12:44 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Christ, that's another type of sex I'm not getting. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
MaynardGKrebs | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 12:47 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Finally, there's something that makes me attractive. | ||||
IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 1:13 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Why haven't I reaped the benefits of "terror sex," I'm in college, girls cry in college all the time and I still haven't gotten any poon. I mean you'd think it would be the easiest hting after a tragedy. "I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington | ||||
hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 1:25 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Being married doesn't guarantee you terror-sex either, trust me :( On another note, IB - no listing for PBS? I see you have all the other local channels updated. And when can we expect cable listings to start being scrolled? LMMFAO!!! I've got two open seats. Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to apply!! | ||||
JackDan1974 | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 1:45 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: When your scared screw.... | ||||
Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 1:51 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I guess that's only true if you're having it with a partner. I don't think my right hand is currently ovulating... :) God Bless America | ||||
o&aswallow | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 1:55 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I opened this thread expecting to read a chilling account from one of Unicorn's victims?? Who want's to play Afghan Bingo? B1 - B52 - A10 - F15 BINGO! - Buh-bye Mother F'er Oh and kissy-pie huggy-poo The Froy thing. American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 1:56 PM | ||||
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Piss on it, then wait to see if it turns pink or blue... | ||||
Kim | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 6:31 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I think it is funny just hearing a man use the term "ovulating" I've adopted Skydiver -- Be Nice To Him!! | ||||
ClusterF@#$ | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 6:49 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Terror sex.... beware of rapists in turbans. Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter. | ||||
sheetbag | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 7:12 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: Damn, I just knew it wasn't my new cologne making my girl friend extra active. | ||||
X-Filed Rich Vos is the emobdiemnt of all that is teh funney | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 7:20 PM | ||||
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Is "Terror Sex" anything like having "Crime Scene Sex"?.... THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR BIG HUGE JUGS OF MILK!!! | ||||
Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 7:33 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Ya gotta love the panic button. Or is it the Red button that the pres could push? There are 3 types of leaders and heroes. Some are born leaders, some are built from the ground up by experience, and some are the right people at the right time. Now accepting two recruits for the revived Armored Division. | ||||
LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer | posted on 10-01-2001 @ 7:50 PM | ||||
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | "....I don't know nuthin''bout birthin' no babies...." :::runs out of thread as fast as she can::: | ||||
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