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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
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'Terror sex could trigger baby boom'

A baby boom could hit the US in nine months as Americans turn to "terror sex" to combat fears of war or further terrorist attacks, experts say.

Post-disaster sex, or "end-of-the-world sex", means a baby boom is likely in nine months' time, the Los Angeles Times reports.

Americans are turning to sex to soothe feelings of fear, vulnerability and sadness, the newspaper said.

University of Washington sociologist Pepper Schwartz said: "The act of sex is a very elemental, primal feeling of being alive and connected to somebody.

"Sex is part of a life force. When asked, 'How do you want to die?' a lot of people say, 'Making love or having an orgasm'. What they are saying is, 'I want to be most alive the moment before I am dead'."

She said there were parallels between soldiers marrying before heading off to war zones and said demographers should expect a hike in the birth rate.

One un-named New York record executive told the newspaper: "Everyone has been through a shared experience and people's defenses are down.

"People are vulnerable and that can be really attractive. It's biology at work - gotta procreate if the world is coming to an end."



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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
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Christ, that's another type of sex I'm not getting.


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
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quote:

"People are vulnerable and that can be really attractive.

Finally, there's something that makes me attractive.

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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Why haven't I reaped the benefits of "terror sex," I'm in college, girls cry in college all the time and I still haven't gotten any poon. I mean you'd think it would be the easiest hting after a tragedy.



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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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quote:

Why haven't I reaped the benefits of "terror sex," I'm in college, girls cry in college all the time and I still haven't gotten any poon. I mean you'd think it would be the easiest hting after a tragedy.

Being married doesn't guarantee you terror-sex either, trust me :(

On another note, IB - no listing for PBS? I see you have all the other local channels updated. And when can we expect cable listings to start being scrolled? LMMFAO!!!


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JackDan1974
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
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quote:

Americans are turning to sex to soothe feelings of fear, vulnerability and sadness, the newspaper said.



When your scared screw....





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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
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quote:

Post-disaster sex, or "end-of-the-world sex", means a baby boom is likely in nine months' time


I guess that's only true if you're having it with a partner. I don't think my right hand is currently ovulating... :)


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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
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I opened this thread expecting to read a chilling account from one of Unicorn's victims??


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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 1:56 PM      
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quote:

I don't think my right hand is currently ovulating...


Piss on it, then wait to see if it turns pink or blue...


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Kim
posted on 10-01-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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quote:

I don't think my right hand is currently ovulating...


I think it is funny just hearing a man use the term "ovulating"



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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 6:49 PM      
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Terror sex.... beware of rapists in turbans.


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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 7:12 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Americans are turning to sex to soothe feelings of fear, vulnerability and sadness, the newspaper said.


Damn, I just knew it wasn't my new cologne making my girl friend extra active.


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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 7:20 PM      
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Is "Terror Sex" anything like having "Crime Scene Sex"?....

THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR BIG HUGE JUGS OF MILK!!!
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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 7:33 PM      
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Ya gotta love the panic button.
Or is it the Red button that the pres could push?




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posted on 10-01-2001 @ 7:50 PM      
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"....I don't know nuthin''bout birthin' no babies...."
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