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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Man finds human penis in bottle of fruit punch | ||||
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| Fuct | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 1:58 AM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01  | Man finds human penis in bottle of fruit punch Police don't know if crime is involved By Tillie Fong, News Staff Writer COMMERCE CITY -- Police say a man found a penis Thursday in a bottled drink he purchased at a grocery store. "For us, it's a mystery," said Elaine Rowe, spokeswoman for Commerce City police. "We don't know if there is a crime involved. This could be a fraud, mutilation or attempted homicide." Thursday morning, Juan Sanchez-Marchez, 41, a machine operator at Foothills Mail and Supply, was at work, taking his usual sips from a 20-ounce bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch. After he had downed about two-thirds of the bottle, he found something in the opaque red drink. He called over his 16-year-old son, Manuel, who also works at the shop. His boss told him that it looked like a penis and to report it to the police. A pathologist with the Adams County coroner's office determined it was a 3-inch segment of human penis. It was cleanly cut at the base. Authorities do not know whether the body part came from an adult or juvenile, or whether it had been taken from a cadaver or a living person. A DNA test will be conducted on the penis, in case it may be related to an ongoing Adams County investigation where various body parts, including a head and part of a leg, have been found but not identified. The Ora Potency Fruit Punch comes in a clear glass bottle with a label. Sanchez-Marchez said the top was intact when he opened it. "It's a very hard top to get off," he said. Police do not believe that Sanchez-Marchez put the penis in the bottle. "He's a very credible witness," Rowe said. The drink was purchased Wednesday from the King Soopers at 6040 E. 65th Ave. Sanchez-Marchez bought six bottles. Nothing was found in the others. The product has been taken off the shelves at the store and from other King Soopers in the metro area. A King Soopers spokesperson could not be reached for comment late Friday. Rowe said the drink was dated at least a year ago and was bottled at a plant in Pittsburgh. "They said there was no way it could have occurred there," she said. "It's a mystery where it came from and how it got into this bottle." ****EDIT**** Sorry about that....didn't know it was posted already.****EDIT****  Remember how fun it was to make things out of big empty boxes? Like forts and stuff? The box to the new fridge was the best toy I ever had until my bastard of a father taped me in it overnight. This message was edited by Fuct on 10-2-01 @ 2:13 AM | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 2:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | do a search this was posted already today I can't believe the news today Oh, I can't close my eyes And make it go away Sysmic00 is a C.I.T (Cutie In Training) as of 9/25/01 | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 2:01 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | http://www.opieanthony.com/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=21&Topic=12392&RequestTimeout=9000 http://www.opieanthony.com/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=21&Topic=12392&RequestTimeout=9000 http://www.opieanthony.com/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=21&Topic=12392&RequestTimeout=9000 http://www.opieanthony.com/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=21&Topic=12392&RequestTimeout=9000 http://www.opieanthony.com/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=21&Topic=12392&RequestTimeout=9000 http://www.opieanthony.com/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=21&Topic=12392&RequestTimeout=9000 I posted it six times just in case you missed it..... again.  This message was edited by Sephiroth on 10-2-01 @ 2:03 AM | ||||
| FoundryMusicHummercash | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 2:03 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | yahuh... it had some title like 'how bout some wang in ur punch' or something like that | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 2:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Hmmm let's weigh the facts here: Bottle of juice - Detached penis Bottle of juice - Detached penis Bottle of juice - Detached penis ...ummm yeah I'd say there's a crime involved...or how else could you explain a human penis in a 20 oz. bottled beverage?...  | ||||
| ~FallenAingL~ Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones. | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 2:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | 'Hey, man, thanks for the post and story!' That's what I would be saying if someone else didn't post this exact same thing before you. Next time... look a little further down... or do a search, because hey... Tooling hurts.  Thine In Honor, ~FallenAingL~ "But, for a certainty back then, we loved so many and yet hated so much, we hurt others and hurt ourselves. Yet, even then we ran like the wind, whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies..." -Schala 'Kid' Zeal Who loves the Froy...? Who better than Kanyon? | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 2:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: HEY - Maybe he was getting his F on with the bottle ;) or trying to create a new drink - if you recall, there is a brand of Tequila with a 'worm' in it ;)  | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 5:06 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Froy if you are looking for a new mod i think we found one, put her behind dana dillon.  "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 9:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Yeah but doesn't our Tequilla already come with a penis in it? | ||||
| Nana's Precious | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 9:30 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: nah, just too easy.....  09-11-01 Never Forget, Never Forget Have you loved your Froy today? | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 10-02-2001 @ 9:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | You know I read this before. I think it was in an editorial by The Painter. God Bless The USA. | ||||
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