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TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 10:49 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	This is pretty funny. I was a female banker or judge in Spain in 1350. yourpast life This message was edited by TeenWeek on 10-12-01 @ 10:53 AM

Enigma Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease?	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 10:53 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	My parents told me that I was conceived the day Elvis Presley died...and I really do hate using the bathroom...hmmmm

Banana_juice	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 10:59 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	this is what is says about me.. I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern North China approximately on 1075. Your profession was shepherd, horseman, forester. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your brief psychological profile in that past life: Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. Could be a leader. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: Your lesson -- to learn humility and faith in spiritual principles. You should believe in High Reason. E-Mail Me special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

Maynard	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 11:00 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Diagnosis: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern Tibet approximately on 1800. Your profession was seaman, dealer, businessman, broker. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your brief psychological profile in that past life: Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. Magician abilities, could be a servant of dark forces. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your problem -- to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people. I AM NOT GILLIGAN GOD DAMNIT! He's a totally different tool.

Sephiroth	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 11:19 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern Central Afrika approximately on 1675. Your profession was designer, engineering, craftsman. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your brief psychological profile in that past life: Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: Your lesson -- development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find good teacher, spend a part of your time and energy on his wisdom. On the upside, i was a learned soul, with a enlighted vision of life. On the downside..... I was Black. Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT I support the creation of a Astrology forum. If you do too, please add this line of text to your Signature.

MomYou'dLikeToF'	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 11:19 AM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	um, spooky...it said I liked to travel, to investigate, could have been a detective or spy...well in this life I've lived in Germany, Africa and the U.S. and I've applied to the CIA (was rejected :( ), I must be carrying my tendencies through all my lives. LMAO

spitfire421	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 11:27 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: Diagnosis: I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern USA North-East approximately on 975. Your profession was designer, engineering, craftsman. Your brief psychological profile in that past life: Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future. Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: Your lesson -- development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find good teacher, spend a part of your time and energy on his wisdom. Idealist? BAH! Expanding my mental consciousness? hehehe, yup, I do that I guess I was a Native American? We Have Not YetBegun To Fight NEVER FORGET!!!

heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 11:32 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01	quote: I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern France approximately on 1550. Your profession was banker, usurer, moneylender, judge. ------------------------------------------------ Your brief psychological profile in that past life: Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. Magician abilities, could be a servant of dark forces. ------------------------------------------------- Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: Your problem -- to learn to love and to trust Universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, develop inner wisdom. Bohemian, mysterious, dark forces.... yeeeeaah man! How 'bout a little fire Scarecrow? Shut your festering gob, you tit!

Black Lazerus	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 12:25 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	Diagnosis: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern Sumatra approximately on 375. Your profession was artist, magician, fortune teller. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your brief psychological profile in that past life: Natural talent of psychologist, you knew how to use the opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your problem -- to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people. I don't know what i am more pissed at that i was a women or that it took god damn 1600 years for them to bring me back what the hell was my soul doing sleeping (one stolen car joke and bang zoom) The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army Like it or leave it. Have 2 spots for Revolutionaries E-mail me @ [email protected]

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 12:41 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern USA North-West approximately on 1600. Your profession was builder of roads, bridges, docks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your brief psychological profile in that past life: Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all life difficulties with joyful heart. You should help others, bringing them spirit of joy. ...I was a butch dike. :( quote: Your profession was artist, magician, fortune teller. Call me now. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. Put my name on the first bomb dropped! This message was edited by Drunken GW on 10-12-01 @ 12:44 PM

Arthur Dent	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 1:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	quote: Diagnosis: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern Hungary approximately on 500. Your profession was preacher, publisher, scribbler of ancient inscriptions. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your brief psychological profile in that past life: Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated. Sometimes environment considered you strange. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: Your main lesson in present -- to develop magnanimity and feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to have only as many, as you may give back. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now you remember? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spooky...

Jennitalia	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 1:19 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00	Diagnosis: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern South of Latin America approximately on 975. Your profession was entertainer, musician, poet, temple-dancer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your brief psychological profile in that past life: You always liked to travel, to investigate, could have been detective or spy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and to distribute these feelings to all people. "Like, Mother, it's my life ok...so if i want to live on a beach and walk around naked..."

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 1:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Diagnosis: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern Center Russia approximately on 650. Your profession was warrior, hunter, fisherman, executor of sacrifices. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your brief psychological profile in that past life: You were sane practical person, materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped weaker and poor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: Your lesson -- to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those, who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret. Nice. Me droogies: Noellevious.... she's made me so proud. Two positions available. Come and get one in the yarbles.... if you have any yarbles.

Psycho Bitch	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 1:32 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	Diagnosis: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern Portugal approximately on 1325. Your profession was jeweler, watch-maker. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Your brief psychological profile in that past life: Inquisitive, inventive, liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are. Cool :) quote: ..I was a butch dike. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha If I seem a little scattered There's an empty space where something used to beat I'm definately shattered Like some stupid piece of china How pathetic of me Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 1:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Diagnosis: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern Tailand approximately on 1325. Your profession was jeweler, watch-maker. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your brief psychological profile in that past life: Inquisitive, inventive, liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: Your lesson -- to learn discretion and reasonability and then teach others to do that. Your life will be happier, when you help those who lack reasoning. Look familiar Bitch? The only thing I'm wondering is if I was a slut?...I sure hope so. 2 POSITIONS OPEN FOR ADOPTEES [Â AIMÂ ] [Â ICQÂ ]Â [Â E-MailÂ ] "Ahahahhahaha...How sweet...Fresh meat!" - Robert Englund "Could you bend me over the console & say that?" - Jim Norton

Metalfan	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 1:46 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Diagnosis: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern North of Latin America approximately on 1850. Your profession was medic, surgeon, herbalist. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your brief psychological profile in that past life: You had mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Environment often misunderstood him, but respected his knowledge. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: Your lesson -- to study, to practice and to use wisdom, enclosed in psychological sciences, and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in present life. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gaynard was a semen....ROFL :-) E-Mail Me 09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever

Cluster F	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 1:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Diagnosis: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern North Afrika approximately on 1400. Your profession was handicraftsman, mechanic. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your brief psychological profile in that past life: Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: Your lesson -- to develop kind attitude to people, to acquire gift of understanding and compassion. WTF??!! I was a fucking North Afrikan woman in the 1400's? And i was a handicraftsman and mechanic? I mustve been the butchiest whore there. Im pretty pissed that i wasnt a guy back then instead, but at least if i was a woman i couldve been better than a fucking butch mechanic. quote: Your lesson -- to develop kind attitude to people, to acquire gift of understanding and compassion. What kind of blasphemy is this site? :) AIM: GMoneyBagz Crack Committee Objective 1: Root for Yankees to exit from playoffs Objective 2: Root for Braves to exit from playoffs Objective 3: Root for the A's to win the World Series

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 2:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	Diagnosis: --------------------------------------------- I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern South of Latin America approximately on 000. Your profession was dancer, singer, actor. ----------------------------------------------- I wonder what type of dancer I was. I don't know what I did wrong but, I can't get the psychological profile or the lesson to come up. Maybe this is my last life. :::bites fingernails in fear:::

Psycho Bitch	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 2:18 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	quote: Look familiar Bitch? Wait...does that mean I was av8er in a past life??? Or he was me??? Damn..I hope I didn't have a brother who wore leather pants too ;) If I seem a little scattered There's an empty space where something used to beat I'm definately shattered Like some stupid piece of china How pathetic of me Let it be me, I'll be your poetry in motion. A desolate island when you sail the deep blue ocean. All your tomorrows for all your yesterdays. I'll be a lamb or a lion you can tame. And I hope and I pray that my offer will find its way. Yes I know there'll come a day, when in return I'll need the same. Let it be me, the star who guides you through the night. I'll make it worth your while.

Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone.	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 2:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern Romania approximately on 1875. Your profession was map maker, astrologer, astronomer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your brief psychological profile in that past life: Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, waited till that life to be liberated. Sometimes environment considered you strange. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: It always seemed to you, that you perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson -- to trust your intuition as your best guide in present life. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! Looking for newbies to fill the circle...E-Mail me [email protected] AIM...Slugggo667... FoundryMusicVaughn has LEFT the circle...Shagking87 is my second "kid" don't be too rough...

danked Dankarella!	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 2:35 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	hey Psycho and av8er... does this also look familiar? quote: I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern Tailand approximately on 975. Your profession was jeweler, watch-maker. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your brief psychological profile in that past life: Inquisitive, inventive, liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: Your lesson -- to learn discretion and reasonability and then teach others to do that. Your life will be happier, when you help those who lack reasoning. Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting Currently tending the growroom, WeirdNJ. Please report any stash-pinching to me...

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 2:38 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Well unlike Laz, FTL, av8er, Cluster F, Sluggo and Danked...I've never sucked dick. :) If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. Put my name on the first bomb dropped!

FN Sluggo	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 2:43 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01	quote: Well unlike Laz, FTL, av8er, Cluster F, Sluggo and Danked...I've never sucked dick Yeah, Sure, We believe you. What the hell are you fuggin' lookin' at?

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 2:47 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I was a bottle opener... Unfortunately, I already asked her but she said "I Love the Froy!" Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?GrkQT = sig Queen!

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 10-12-2001 @ 2:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: hope I didn't have a brother who wore leather pants too I still break his ballies about that....lol 2 POSITIONS OPEN FOR ADOPTEES [Â AIMÂ ] [Â ICQÂ ]Â [Â E-MailÂ ] "Ahahahhahaha...How sweet...Fresh meat!" - Robert Englund "Could you bend me over the console & say that?" - Jim Norton