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Sephiroth
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:01 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, THE ROBOTS ARE AMONG US!! THEIR ARMIES HAVE COME FROM ANOTHER WORLD TO OVERSEE OUR DESTRUCTION!


ALL ATTEMPTS TO STOP THEIR EVIL PLANS HAVE FAILED! THEY ARE TOO STRONG!!


THEY KILL YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP!! DONT GO TO BED, EVER !!


THEY SEDUCE OUR WOMEN!! MAKE THEM BEAR ROBOT OFFSPRING!! THE HORROR!



THEY TRY TO APPEAR AS HUMANS TO BLEND IN WITH US! TRUST NO ONE! ESPECIALLY YOUR PARENTS!! YES, YOUR PARENTS ARE ROBOTS!!


THEIR PINCERS OF DOOM WILL DESTROY US ALL!! THEY COME TO EAT OUR FLESH AND SUCK OUR SOULS!


THE JAPANESE ARE HELPING THEM!! THOSE FUCKING GOOK BASTARDS! NUKE THEM AGAIN! TRAITORS TO OUR PLANET! CAN EARTH DEFEAT THEIR AWESOME STRENGH?


THEIR ARMIES GROW STRONGER EVERYDAY! SOON, THERE WILL BE NO HOPE LEFT!! US PITIFUL HUMANS CANNOT MASTER THEIR MECHANICAL EVIL!


DO NOT BELIEVE THEIR LIES! THEY WILL MURDER YOUR CHILDEN THEN MAKE LONG DISTANCE CALLS TO AUSTRALIA!!


THEY BRAINWASH CHILDREN WITH SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS, SWAYING THEM TO THEIR EVIL CAUSES!! BLOW UP YOUR TV!!


THOUGH SOME CLAIM TO CHAMPION THE CAUSES OF MANKIND......


WE KNOW BETTER!! THY LIVE ONLY TO KILL AND DESTROY!!


THEY ARE NOT CUTE!! THEY ARE NOT HELPFUL!! THEY CRAVE YOUR BLOOD! LIKE SOME BLOOD-CRAVING THING!!


THEIR WEAPONS ARE WEIRD AND AMAZING, CAPABLE OF LEVELING ENTIRE BARNS IN ONE FELL SWOOP! LOOK OUT AMISH PEOPLE!!


FEAR THE ROBOTS THEY WANT YOUR BLOOD

FEAR THE ROBOTS THEY WANT OUR WORLD

FEAR THE ROBOTS THEY EAT YOUR FLESH

FEAR THE ROBOTS THEY HATE YOUR STENCH

FEAR THE ROBOTS FOR THEY WALK AMONG US!!!!







But dont be afraid of this one. No matter what he says, he is a coward not worthy of our attention.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.
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Click Here to Help me live Forever Motherfuckers !!!

This message was edited by Sephiroth on 10-23-01 @ 12:05 PM

Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:03 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Seph you have way to much free time

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:04 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
somebody needs a hobby

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

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'Shrooomer
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, THE ROBOTS ARE AMONG US!! THEIR ARMIES HAVE COME FROM ANOTHER WORLD TO OVERSEE OUR DESTRUCTION!


Well, it's about time, don't you think?;-)



Wow! Look...It's Moving...should I kill it or put it in a jar?
BOINK
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:07 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Johnny 5 is evil? :( I'm gonna go cry in a corner now.





My taint itches.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:07 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Good punchline! Needed the laugh.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Here ya go Seph. I think you'll be needing this.




Sephiroth
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Grumpy Said:
Here ya go Seph. I think you'll be needing this.
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L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.
AIM | E-MAIL | CHAT

Click Here to Help me live Forever Motherfuckers !!!

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
good thing my insurance covers me if i ever gt attacked by robots



"I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington

Monday October 22- CBS: King of Queens, Yes Dear, Raymond, Becker...NBC: Weakest Link with newsmakers, Third Watch, Crossing Jordan...FOX: Mariners V. Yanks...ABC: MNF: Eagles at Giants...UPN: blackcoms...WB: 7th Heaven, Angel
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
good thing my insurance covers me if i ever gt attacked by robots



"I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington

Monday October 22- CBS: King of Queens, Yes Dear, Raymond, Becker...NBC: Weakest Link with newsmakers, Third Watch, Crossing Jordan...FOX: Mariners V. Yanks...ABC: MNF: Eagles at Giants...UPN: blackcoms...WB: 7th Heaven, Angel
Snoteater
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
say what you want, but i haven't seen the "Mr. Wizard" Robots in forever.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
crush...kill...destroy...your jap technology will bring the end of us all seph.



"I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington

Tuesday October 23-
CBS: JAG, Guardian...NBC: Emeril, Sisters, Frasier, Scrubs...FOX: 70s Show, Undeclared, Dark Angel- all repeats...ABC: Dharma and Greg twice, Spin City twice...UPN: Buffy, Roswell...WB: Gilmore Girls, Smallville...
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
crush...kill...destroy...your jap technology will bring the end of us all seph.



"I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington

Tuesday October 23-
CBS: JAG, Guardian...NBC: Emeril, Sisters, Frasier, Scrubs...FOX: 70s Show, Undeclared, Dark Angel- all repeats...ABC: Dharma and Greg twice, Spin City twice...UPN: Buffy, Roswell...WB: Gilmore Girls, Smallville...
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
ikea, you are double-postin fool! you go!

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Sephiroth
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
As will your double-posting.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.
AIM | E-MAIL | CHAT

Click Here to Help me live Forever Motherfuckers !!!

LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Johnny 5 is evil?:-(I'm gonna go cry in a corner now.


Alkey..I was in denial when I saw #5. Save me a place in the corner to cry in, too.
"No Disassemble!..No Disassemble #5"!


Wow! Look...It's Moving...should I kill it or put it in a jar?
BOINK
Last Graduate of the, now closed, Brokenjaw School for Newbies

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Los lobos kick your ass. Los lobos kick your face. Los lobos kick your balls into outer space!





My taint itches.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
UNICRON JOKES,,,always funny


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DasDoomper
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Seph,

You forgot the most boring robot of all time...





DasDoomper


Maynard
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
They are getting help from every zig.



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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
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Sloatsburgh
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 3:02 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00


Maynard.... shhhhh. You're going to rui... ah no you're not. Too funny.







She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 3:06 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
So Maynard, what you're really trying to say is...

HOW YOU DOIN???





My taint itches.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
RonRon5477
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Didn't Spaz do a news story on this?? I have the sound clip. He talks about a flesh eating robot named Choo-Choo. Carnivorious Robots by Spaz
Wow, he WAS right! Maybe the Giant Mosquito is true too. Or the French Super Bee!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!


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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 5:45 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

THE JAPANESE ARE HELPING THEM!! THOSE FUCKING GOOK BASTARDS! NUKE THEM AGAIN! TRAITORS TO OUR PLANET

seph, comme...nevermind



GO BIG BLUE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because




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