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Gang Green
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
New Breaking Story!

This...Just In

Latest news reports advise that a cell of five terrorists has been
operating in the Harlem area. Police advised earlier today that four of the
five have already been detained. The Regional Police Commissioner stated
that the terrorists: Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin, Bin Fightin and Bin Pimpin
have already been arrested on immigration issues. The police advise further
that they can find no one fitting the description of the fifth cell member:
Bin Workin, in the area. Police are however, confident that anyone who looks
like Workin will be extremely easy to spot in the community.


We gotta have a little humor to take us through the times!


IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
i'm all for humor but shouldn't a prerequisite be that it must be humorous?



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Sephiroth
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

We gotta have a little humor to take us through the times!



Agreed. So if anyone finds anything that resembles "the funny" in this thread, report it post haste.

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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
I guess I must be easily amused because I thought it was funny, especially since I opened the thread expecting to read the story I just read on drugereport.

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
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I enjoy C&BT
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
be more funny!!

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
not bad

Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
quote:

We gotta have a little humor to take us through the times!



::yawn:: another lame harlem joke.





FUCK BIN LADEN!!!! We'll show you a "holy-shit war!"



Justin Rowe,
proud citzen of New York State
and the USA.
St Johns.U.'04

Frenchy
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
you STINK
the Jets STINK
the taliban STINK...literally

LET'S GO YANKEES!
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 1:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
wow, i think we found the other listener to the sports guys!




AIM: SkiT4you
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
sure, he stinks, the jets stink, and the taliban stink, but they don't stink as bad as the french


Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting


IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

So if anyone finds anything that resembles "the funny" in this thread, report it post haste.


Edit: Skitchr, either we found the other listener or Joe Soprano's brother... :)

In search of "the funny?" Look elsewhere young grasshoppa.






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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 10-23-01 @ 1:29 PM
Frenchy
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 2:18 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
yea the french do SUCK..so if that was an insult towards me danked...I'M NOT FRENCH!!! an addition to my other post...my name Stinks
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 10-23-2001 @ 2:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
oh wait until kid sees this thread;) hes gonna pop a cap in all your asses



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Uprise, now fall in line
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danked
Dankarella!
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 2:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
hey, typing big is seph's gag... you do stink


Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting


Sloatsburgh
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 3:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
YOU BETTER CHANGE YOU NAME, ASS-CLOWN. EVERYTIME I FUCKING SEE YOU, I THINK ABOUT JAY-THE-FRENCHIE AND I WANT TO RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF OF YOUR FUCKING BODY AND DRINK THE BLOOD THAT SPURTS FROM YOUR NECK LIKE A FOUNTAIN. YOU ONLY HAVE 30 POSTS. BEST TO PUNCH OUT AND START AGAIN.







She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 3:24 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Holy crap, after that reply I think I'm changing my name!

::hands Sloats a cig and a Bud::





My taint itches.
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
King f-tard
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Sloats, start taking the zoloft. :)

And The french do suck.

Edit: just thought of a great line from the family guy.

"A chicken on everybodys kitchen table, and a cap in everyones ass"







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GO YANKEES.


This message was edited by King f-tard on 10-23-01 @ 3:36 PM
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 3:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
wow sloats, now this thread is funny, thanks!!!

Remember-Laughter heals.



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