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GonzoStyle
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 5:12 PM      
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Fuckin anthrax talk is pissing me off so much. Look it's fuckin horrible but enough, we should be comforted not depressed. We should be informed but not over informed to the point of becoming recluses.

So here is the real question and something all americans deal with.... well except Unicron and Froy. When you're shoving the blood filled puss poker in some willing or unwilling cunts, filthy salmon lipped cum box. Or if you are Magus into a guys brown eyed girl. Now you are either in love, cheap, drunk, or don't give a shit and you have no condom on. Here comes lift off and you're gonna blow the rape juices allover.

Here comes the question, Froy close your eyes.

For the guys, where do you most enjoy shooting it?

For the girls, where do you most enjoy having it shot?

For Magus & Irish Alkey you can answer both.

Have fun.

PS a pre-emptive I fuckin hate Afrika, for when he replies.


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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 5:31 PM      
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well, i'll take it pretty much anywhere. just watch out for the eyes. and if i've just washed my hair keep it away from there or you won't get a second try ;)



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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 5:33 PM      
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GonzoStyle
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 5:53 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Look Out! Your Boss is behind you!



He left for the day and no i do not cum on him, that is why he is the boss. Plus I just got my lunch break now.

quote:

well, i'll take it pretty much anywhere.



That is why we need more cunts like you.


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Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me

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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:03 PM      
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Well, if we're just talking low down dirty sex, you have to go for the facial. Think about it. When you're having that kinky "hate me" sex, you are really just trying to degrade her as much as possible..... how better than a nicely cemented eye?

Now, if it's just "making love", you almost have to be more gentle, and at least give her the illusion of an option...... when she says whatever she says, you agree to it, and promptly aim fight for the dimple between her eyes anyway. :)



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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:08 PM      
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GS you know where I like to leave it.

Its a title of a Poison album


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GonzoStyle
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:14 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

GS you know where I like to leave it.

Its a title of a Poison album



I always thought you were more of a los lobos fan.

And why would I know freddie?


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me

She-Mail Me Here



This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 10-23-01 @ 6:16 PM
Tequila
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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:19 PM      
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quote:

I always thought you were more of a los lobos fan.
And why would I know freddie?

I am more of a classic rock type of guy

How quickly we forget your lunch break


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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:22 PM      
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quote:

I am more of a classic rock type of guy



Duh Gonzo, everybody knows he's more of a Santanna kind of guy, and of course, we've all seen him grooving to Low Rider at get togethers. :)



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Kid Afrika
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

PS a pre-emptive I fuckin hate Afrika, for when he replies.

Ha ha I didn't... aw fuck, now look what you made me go and do. ;)


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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
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I agree with CRX-- Not in the eyes, not in the hair. Otherwise, aim for the chin or the boobs

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spitfire421
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:59 PM      
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Doesn't it depend on the position? Like, Doggy-style would you squirt your load either in her ass crack or up her back?

But I think you should aim her boobs. Isn't sperm supposed to be a good moisturizer?


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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 7:05 PM      
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On Alkey's shirt.

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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 7:07 PM      
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quote:

For Magus & Irish Alkey you can answer both.


I shot it on Magus's "I love Goth chicks" t-shirt, and he shot in my ear.
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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 7:49 PM      
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quote:

On Alkey's shirt.
I prefer his left ear. It's big enough that you don't have to worry about anything spilling out.



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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 10:18 PM      
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Either on the belly or on the boobs...and don't waste a single drop on the car seat. ;)



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