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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Where Will We Be in a Decade?!?!? | ||||
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| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:55 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | OK, time for a little game...let's, based on what we know of our other OA board brethen, try to figure out what he/she/it will be doing in ten years from now. Grumpy: Grumpy starts a radio program called Ask Grumpy, which ends up getting syndicated, and boots off O&A from all their stations. Grump also becomes a bestselling author from his book: "How Many Men Had My Mom!", a biography. After his interview on 20/20, he busted in a hotel room with Robert Downy Jr. and Charlie Sheen with hookers, cuban cigars, and numeorus drugs. Mrs. Grumpy isn't pleased, and takes him for over half his assets, including half his chat threads. Slash: After having finally come out to OA board events, Slash becomes the next "Fingerbang" and becomes the OA party-whore, opening the first official OA Club where The Tunnel used to be. He is currently serving 10-20 years for selling drugs to minors. GonzoStyle: Is a nursery school teacher. Froy: Becomes a porn-magnet, after making millions from the porn DVD's offered on the OpieAnthony.com site. Now produces XXX, She-Male and snuff films, besides owning Bruce Springstein's entire back-catalog of music. Foundry Jeff: Recruited by the CIA, Jeff now runs the Echelon system which monitors all digital email & cell phone lines. His code-name: The Deleter. Opak: Still OA board moderator, after leaving and coming back over 12 times. Now a born-again Christian, Opak now works as Everquest's main tester. JustJon: Becomes a billioniare by working on only stock options, and then buying out numerous websites...putting it under his companies umbrella, JustJonny, Inc. The US government is currently trying to bust his monoply on the pink shirt market. Shelle Bink: After having made her sexual teenage growing pains a public display on the OA board, Shelle runs away to a monastery to become a nun, and defrocks the entire priesthood of the Catholic church, thus changing their policy on celibacy. Shell is currently the Pope's "bitch". PsychoBitch: Now a popular museum exhibit designer in high demand. Sephiroth: He and OA Austin move in together, and become the new Odd Couple. They try to sell the idea to Hollywood, but they don't go for Seph in the Asian angle, and cast Jet-Li instead. Joey Bigarms: Has a successful work-out tape business called: Pumping For Big Pumps. Does the talk-show circuit, showing his 29 inch pythons, but is finally caught as a charlatan when his Incredible Hulk blow-up Muscle-Set deflates on Oprah. Is currently the aim of a 50 million dollar class-action suit. Sean Cold: Sean Cold's Manifestos cause quite a stir in the publishing world. The are currently printed in 20 languages all over the globe. Currently on tour giving speeches on college campuses debating the likes of Bill Clinton, Bill O'Reilly and SNL's Mango. Tequila: Is deported from the US in their "Throwback Those Wetbacks" program that was so successful in 2003. He becomes a revolutionary in Mexico, and is now the El Presidente with Cheech as his Vice Presidente. Kid Afrika: Founder of the Kid Huntington movement (more white goodness for black folk), he is currently running for President, but his campaign is undone when his Vice Presidential candidate Keekee can't make any sense during the debates. During his campaign, he finally gets the nod from Froy to become a Mod, only to get the email far too late, and as a result, Tenbatuszen takes it instead.  This message was edited by TheGooch on 11-13-01 @ 12:17 PM | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 12:32 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Unicron - Still a virgin GrkQT still whining Slash Stopped coming out to OA.com parties due to the big drought of cock rings in 2002, became a recluse and has since then disappeared. Kid Afrika Started his own site by purchasing the URL "OA.com" which caught on and in 2003 actually overthrew Opieanthony.com. SeanCold Started his very own suicide prevention hotline as he always wanted. Sucicde rates skyrocket up by 20,000%. By 2005 40% of americans have killed themselves but this proves to boost all fields of society by ridding ourselves of the dead weight and all goverment programs are abolished because people are actually working. JoeyBigArms Suffers a horrible injury when he spotted for froy at THE GYM. Joey tried to spot for froy at THE GYM, but unfortunatly hurt himself when trying to spot at THE GYM while having his head shoved too far up froys ass at THE GYM. Froy he's at THE GYM. Vin Figured out in late 2001 that he was trully king shit and tried to assassinate froy, but alas froy was at THE GYM. Psycho Bitch at the museum waiting for froy, but froy is at THE GYM.  I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 12:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Magus: Falls in love with Irish Alkey after finding out that he owns a lucrative ATM repair service. FN Moron: After receiving large sum of money after his long time "partner" Sluggo decides to part ways, he takes his money and invests it in the Pabst Brewing Company. His efforts bring the company back and they are now the latgest beer maker in the world. K1d Afrika: Still not a mod. Grk: She finally marries Unicron after a very long engagement. They have a few kids together, but they are tragically killed when Uni loses his temper and crushes their skulls. He's serving 10-20 and she's the head cook at a Diner in LI. Sean Cold: Finally fully accepting his new motto "kill them with kindness", Sean has started a charity for adult virgins and spends his days trying to get them dates. Sephiroth: Sephiroth spends the next several years fighting with k1d Afrika in some of the fiercest duels the board has ever seen. After almost finally destroying him, he finds an ancient family tree and finds he is related to K1d through his great uncle Yammamoto and committs sepuku. OAS: He's still around and hornier then ever. sykopathchik: Revolutionizes the way in which we communicate by inventing new unbreakable cryptology software which the military along with the NSA has been using for several years now.  People suck. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 12:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | ShelleBink- All the STD's in her body got together and mixed, creating some sort of Super-STD. This disease later wiped out all of humanity. Way to go Shelle. Unicron- Continues to live in his parents basement, cashing in his mothers Social Security checks, all the while plotting his revenge for a humliating event that made him question his sexuality. Maynard- Became the High-Priest of Cthulhu. Was summarily eaten by the beast following his ressurection. Danked- Created new kind of weed, hailed by many as king of earth, prince of peace, blah blah blah. Kid- STILL NOT A MOD Joey Bigarms- Actually came up with a few new pick-ups line. Good for you stick-boy. CRX Girl- Went back to England. America is much more safe now. Faceman- Wrote for a few DC titles, but his biggest hit "Chasing Amy" went largely un-noticed, but became a cult-classic. Sephiroth- After trying unsuccessfully to mate Ninjas with Robots to create a Robot-Ninja (or a Ninja-Robot), i retired to my estate content with the knowledge that with a Army of Ninjas and a Army of Robots, i could easily conquer the world. Too Bad ShelleBink wiped out humanity, or i could have been HUGE.
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| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 12:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | O&ASwallow: Died of a heart attack in the bathroom of a convenience store at age 75. He was found with his pants around his ankles and a copy of Swank lying next to him. FeelMyFunbags: eventually married and divorced 9 members of the New York Yankees in a 10 year period. Each of the players on-field performance suffered greatly during the marriage, because FMFB's presence at the games caused them to fall asleep :) Lent: After graduating college grew his hair out in a perm and gained 100 pounds, and became Rev. Al Sharpton's right-hand man. Sean Cold: Authored the best-selling book "how to make girls cry and grown men run away from parties." Forward by GonzoStyle. Unicron: Finally lost his virginity at age 30, by driving to Tijuana and paying a 750 pound hooker 45 pesos to fuck him. Kid Afrika: Still not a mod. (everyone else said it, might as well) WNEWs GIRL: after her stint on MTV's The Real World, Amy turns her attention to radio, for which her face was perfect. :)  But I am not your savior, I am just as fucked as you I can not save you. I can't even save myself. So just save yourself. | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 12:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Joey Big Arms: Became the all time scorer of Dance Dance Revolution. Dick Clark offered him his own American Bandstand type of show, but JBA declined claiming it would take up too much of his training time at THE GYM. People suck. | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 1:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 |
 I'm not afraid of anything in this world There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't already heard I'm just trying to find A decent melody A song that I can sing, in my own company-U2 | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 1:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | OAS - If he's still alive he will certainly be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Danked - Drops out and becomes a roadie for Medical Marijuana Barbie. Noelle, Spit, Ladi, and Luna - Take over Playboy Channel's Nightcalls. FN Sluggo - wins America's heart on the Maurray Povitch Show. Currently Dating the right half of the female Siamese twins. Sluggo - He was going to do something important and exciting.....and then he got high. Becky - Still posts once a week in her thread.:) Vos - Life on the road takes it's toll. He retires but sells his act (ala Gallagher) to Joe Sopprano, for a modest amount. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 2:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Unicorn – Finally coming to grips with the fact that he could never survive as a virgin in the gay community, Unicorn decided to take matters into his own hands and traveled to California to find his long lost love, God of Phuk. Both swearing their undivided love for each other, moved to the Castro district of San Francisco where they live quietly, working in a community bath house. Kid Afrika – Kid, while still not a mod, contracted the rare pigmentation disease that afflicts Michael Jackson and turned completely white. Having lived his entire life as an Oreo, Kid decided now that seeing as his skin matched the way he felt inside, he must now start thinking and acting like a black man. Kid continued to post on opieanthony.com, criticizing all of the people who now make wigger jokes on his behalf. Froy – After Froy finally came of legal age, he bought his first alcoholic drink at a board function. This drink led to another and another and Froy can now be found attending North Jersey AA meetings at The Gym in Ridgefield, NJ FN Moron – Moron finally came to terms with the fact that he was getting to old to continue his habits of smoking the green. After assessing his life and what his smoking habits did to his life, he felt that he needed to do something with his life to make a difference. He now heads up the NYC mid-town chapter of D.A.R.E. AFDude - Heralded as the hero of Americas War Against Terror, AFDude returned to his home town of Boston, where a parade is thrown in his honor. Parade Grand Marshal Roco, of radio station WAAF, takes credit for the campaign to recognize AFDude as a war hero. Drunken GW – After Major League Baseball drops in popularity and goes bankrupt due to unaffordable ticket prices driven by ridiculous salaries, GW becomes the first Homerun King of Major League Softball. Many sportswriters draw a parallel to Babe Ruth based on GW's woman chasing antics and drinking escapades. LunaBabe – Having seen nothing like it since the wildly popular nudist camps of the 70’s, LunaBabe founds the “Sex under the Moon†camps in the Caribbean islands. Camps are booked solid for the next 7 years. NJ Panther and NJ Strawberry Retire at the Jersey Shore after fullfilling their 10 year contract as National Spokespersons for Hunter Ceiling Fans.  American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. This message was edited by o&aswallow on 11-13-01 @ 2:39 PM | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 2:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Now that's truly funny. MPH After successfully video taping every OA.com board gathering, he makes his living blackmailing all past & present members with the evidence of their deeds. Now he orders 7 courses at Carolines instead of just 6. Vos After 10 years, he moved up to 252,354 on the Amazon sales list. He can now afford a 5 year old used Mercedes with 50,000 miles on it. But he still refuses to accelerate over 45 miles per hour on I95. Tequila In an attempt to prove once and for all that he is really Italian, he leaves the US in 2002 and spends the next 8 years in Naples trying to gain citizenship. Unfortunately they dislike raft-building Sorta Ricans in Italy just as much as they do in the US and he is deported back six months after becoming a legal Italian citizen. Upon arrival at the 12 year anniversary party, he shows of his brand new papers and rights documenting his return from Italy, only to be told, 'you're still a spic, just one with an Italian passport.'  I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands This message was edited by Froy on 11-13-01 @ 3:05 PM | ||||
| Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible. | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 3:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | OAS In prison for drinking the blood of dozens of preteens in a misguided effort to regain his youth. Gonzostyle OAS's cellmate, for providing the aforementioned preteens after they grew too old for him. FollowThisLogic Murdered by an enraged mob of Roman Catholics when his dabbling with a new math equation accidentally led to undisputed proof that there is no God. Pink Nips Removed stick from ass, subsequently bled to death. Irish Alkey Died of cirhhosis combined with a lack of Vitamin D, which most people usually derive from exposure to the sun. Two decades later, his illness is officially christened "Post Whore Syndrome." K1d Afrika Still not a mod. quote: My name is first...does that mean I'll be on the top of the orgy pile or the bottom?  One Nation...Indivisible. Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you. The only thing I'd ever ask of you Gotta promise not to stop when I say "When." 11. 2. 01. This message was edited by Noellevious on 11-13-01 @ 3:48 PM | ||||
| Black Lazerus | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 3:23 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Tequila: After many years living a lie he finally embraces his Spanish past and opens a chain of Taco and pizza restaurants across the country taking putting Macdonald’s out of biz. O&a swallows: Patents Anti Aging Viagra becomes a billionaire the likes haven’t been see since Bill Gates. Lent: As an agent of BRA creates a virus that changes all people Black. His whereabouts are still unknown. Froy: contracting the virus sells Opieanthony.com keeping his word that there will be no black mods. JBA: finds the girl of his dreams in Shaniqa has 10 kid’s with one in the oven. JJ: sells stock to his website Gay.com finally is free to be who he want’s to be (always wears Pink shirts) Grumpy: killed in an accident on the set of TLOTR: the twin towers. KeeKee: after her revolution days, starts a Stripper school. Mr. Brownstone: starts a cult of creepy little people. Let everyone drink the poison Kool-Aid and laughed for the rest of his days. KiD: Starts his own Board where he’s the only member because he can now ban other Members. GOP: dropped Dead Unicron: destroyed Tokyo in a sex deprived rage last seen heading for Just John’s apt. Gonzo: starts a school for mentally challenged children. Successfully managed to get the Megan Law abolished. CEO of NAMB&GLA. Black Laz: Makes his Dream of a united Africa a dream voted first president of USAN. Passes Scandal involving a Blonde in the trunk of a stolen car. Sep: Becomes a Kung-fu star. Magus: after getting over his cream soup addiction. Plays as Sep’s twin in the movie Twin Fists Of the North Star. The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army Have 2 spots for Revolutionaries E-mail me @ [email protected] | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 4:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Vos- Still dodging his daughter because he owes her for girl scouts cookies; still knows struggle. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 6:02 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote:  | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 6:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | jimnorton won a six figure lawsuit when he slipped in a puddle of AIDS AIM | E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" | ||||
| Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 7:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | GS- That is just wrong, and where the hell ahve you been??? E-Mail Me | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 8:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Gonzostyle After seeing his wrong doings, he became Chairman of the Board for the special Olympics. Vin Had a Road Trip experience with a black women and became WWF wrestler. Black Laz Stayed around OA.com and finally became the 1st black mod. Magus Moved to San Francisco, enough said. Froy Actually changed his name to Anthony and married a striper from Lace Tequlia Grandfather. ;) ;) Irish Alkey First member to 30,000 posts. Moron Had to be committed because of a serious split personality. Gooch Still waiting for his invite to Teen Week from O&A. FoundryMusic Jeff Went to work for NASA however fired after all the satellites were used for foundrymusic navigation. Vos Got his big break and now hosting a late night talk show on channel 710 on at 2:00 AM JustJon Followed Magus out to San Francisco, still looking for a job.  opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:08 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Dead. Every last one of us, dead. On a brighter note, the coackroaches that will have taken over grasp the concept of democracy, and are well on their way to establishing a definitive ruling government.  God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker. Check out my band at www.4inthachamber.com | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | Faceman, Fez and Sephiroth-In a drunken moment at the 3rd anniversary party for oa.com, the three decide to go ahead and combine their talents to put out the greatest comic ever made. Thus, "Ninja Death Squad" is born. Out of the original idea of sephiroth, Faceman writes the stories, and Fez draws the comic. The first issue runs through 5 printings, selling out each of the previous 4 in record time. The money rolls in and each became millionaires. Sephiroth then became disilluisioned with his position and took up inking duties on the book. Soon afterwards at a convention they were attending, seph goes crazy on a young man named Joe Soprano after joe calls him a just a "tracer". He beats him to a pulp and loses half his fortune in a multi-million dollar lawsuit. I'm not afraid of anything in this world There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't already heard I'm just trying to find A decent melody A song that I can sing, in my own company-U2 | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 11-13-2001 @ 11:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | red rocket:Still left out of these threads for being an unknown. I know, I stink. Our Flag always stands. God Bless The USA. | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 11-14-2001 @ 12:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | at a dairy queen getting a strawberry frappe and a vanilla cone with rainbow jimmies Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| Cranky Ass | posted on 11-14-2001 @ 12:17 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Gonzostyle - The 27 phillipino toddlers in Uncle Gonzo's basement organize a revolt and break loose from Gonzo's Den of Depravity. After a trip to Thailand six months later Gonzo enlists a fresh round of prostitots. Shelle Bink - Completed her mission to fuck every last member of opieanthony.com and foundrymusic.com, except for Slash who everyone knows prefers the sweet taste of man taint. Sean Cold - Making millions on speaking tours with motivational speaker Anthony Robbins with his moving diatribe "STOP WHINING FUCKTOOL!" CRX Girl - Still driving a jacked up CRX. Froy - Realizes his true calling and joins the still popular boy band *NSYNC, replacing Joey Fantone who dies when his stomach stapling surgery goes horrible wrong. ________________  Read Me On Foundry | Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio | AIM Me | E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-14-2001 @ 3:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: I'll reply to this just to add one more to the list. LoL  | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 11-14-2001 @ 3:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Fez: His jokes have gotten progressively obscurer and at this point even he doesn't get them anymore. Slash:Finally realizes that he never adopted me.  | ||||
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