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Keiths Mom
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 10:10 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Ok, here I go again! I have a focus group for 2 lucky Yankee Fans. I need 2 guys, one from Queens and one from Brooklyn, ages 36 - 45 and one 46 - 65 that like the Yankees. You can earn up to $75 at a focus group being held on Tuesday November 27th at 8 PM in downtown Manhattan (bleeker and Houston sts)
If you are interested, email me at [email protected]

I know Gonzo hates me but this is worth a try. Just trying to help out the O&A fams!

Thanks

"Smoke 'em if you got 'em!"
o&aswallow
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 10:17 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
$75 to talk about the Yankees? Sorry not enough.

The fact that Gonzo hates you, priceless!



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 11-14-01 @ 10:18 AM
Kingpin
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posted on 11-14-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Can you show us your boobs???;)

It is Wednesday after all.




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Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Doh!! a double


This message was edited by Kingpin on 11-14-01 @ 10:22 AM
GonzoStyle
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 11:44 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
What the fuck does a focus group have to do with the yankees? We lose one world series and we need support and guidance from motherfuckers like you?

Focusfinder, how about you focus onto the edge of my shaft as I lay a bloody smack across your face with my cock, open sore up.





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King f-tard
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
But Gonzo, I wanted to be the one to drain your sore, damn. Now I guess I have to go find Jon.






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Kingpin
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I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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That's OK F-Tard, you can drain mine. Nice and big, oozy, just the way you like it.




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Cranky Ass
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 2:56 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Maybe Yankee fans should focus on the fact that their team is finally on the other side of the curve.

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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
You're right Cranky Ass, they lost a World Series in the 9th inning in game 7. They suck.

Keiths Mom
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 4:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
OK so no one here seems to like the Yankees, or me for that matter. I am a fan of the show. I thought I could help some O&A fans make quick cash doing focus groups. shoot me!

I have another group for IT Managers that use or would consider using Linux. This one pays $175 for 2 hours.
Anyone interested?

I know it is more fun to tear me up and I can take it, I am a big girl..give it to me fellas!
But if anyone seriously wants to make $175 on this group..email me

"Smoke 'em if you got 'em!"
Keiths Mom
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 4:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
OK so no one here seems to like the Yankees, or me for that matter. I am a fan of the show. I thought I could help some O&A fans make quick cash doing focus groups. shoot me!

I have another group for IT Managers that use or would consider using Linux. This one pays $175 for 2 hours.
Anyone interested?

I know it is more fun to tear me up and I can take it, I am a big girl..give it to me fellas!
But if anyone seriously wants to make $175 on this group..email me

"Smoke 'em if you got 'em!"
JackDan1974
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 6:18 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I know it is more fun to tear me up and I can take it, I am a big girl..give it to me fellas!



I bet you can take it... ;)





Sephiroth
posted on 11-14-2001 @ 8:09 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Can someone ban this stupid fucking whore already?

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o&aswallow
posted on 11-15-2001 @ 7:48 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I have another group for IT Managers that use or would consider using Linux. This one pays $175 for 2 hours.


$175 to use Linux? I am an IT Manager and I think the $75 to talk about the Yankees is a better deal.



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Keiths Mom
posted on 11-15-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Gentlemen...I don't MAKE these groups, I just try to fill them!
OK, no Linux or yankee fans, how about this one...Organ Donation. I need 3 guys from the burbs that would like to attend a focus group in Manhattan regarding organ and tissue donation. $75 for attending. So see..for a few hours of your time Mr IT Manager, you could have made $325 for talking about the Yankees, Linux and your organ. Where would YOU ever get a better offer?

Don't bother with the stupid "organ" cracks..I have already heard them all .. heh heh she said ORGAN..heh heh



"Smoke 'em if you got 'em!"
spitfire421
posted on 11-15-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
WOW! No one told me we had a Want-Ad/Job Listings Forum!


Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.


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GonzoStyle
posted on 11-15-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Is there a group for beat the fuck into keiths mom with a sledge hammer while raping her cunt with the jagged end of a corona bottle? I'll do that one for free.




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