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katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 6:52 AM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	AP-- It was released into public domain today that one month ago, Katya_ann's virginity passed away not-so-quietly in a Motel 6 room from natural causes. Katya's virginity was only 19 years old this last January, but in it's short existance, it convereted several friends to "second virginity," stood up for the sanctity of marriage, and was a fine upstanding citizen of the community. Katya's virginity will be sorely missed. Memorial services will be held as often as possible, and in leiu of flowers, please send boxes of condoms. Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ When I am hungry do I not eat and when I get a nail driven into the back of my skull because the older kids thought it would be fun to shoot me with a nailgun, do I not scream? -- William T Bash

danked Dankarella!	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 6:59 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Sinner! Now with 57% more hippie! BONG - Does the writer seems to babble on and on? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is this guy talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and placidly tethered in high orbit Bong remains far beyond the reach of the even the most powerful Warriors' weaponry. This message was edited by danked on 11-15-01 @ 7:02 AM

katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 7:03 AM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	Danked, you're not showing respect for the dead, here. Maybe a memorial wreath made out of bud would be more appropos? (hint hint) Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ When I am hungry do I not eat and when I get a nail driven into the back of my skull because the older kids thought it would be fun to shoot me with a nailgun, do I not scream? -- William T Bash

BARRY MANILOW	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 7:11 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	R.I.P. katya-ann's virginity... LONG LIVE THE NEWEST MEMBER TO SHELLE BINK'S CLUB!!!;) Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig. I LOVE THE FROY! This message was edited by BARRY MANILOW on 11-15-01 @ 8:00 AM

o&aswallow	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 7:41 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Ah, it's so sad to watch the young ones go, especially if I wasn't there to help them on their way. Tisk, tisk. Farewell katya_ann's virginity. May you reap all of the pleasures of the afterlife. I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task! American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 8:46 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: not-so-quietly in a Motel 6 room from natural causes. Since when is filming a porn considered natural causes?

Maynard	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 8:55 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	This is the funniest shit I've read in awhile. And may I offer a small token of my appreciation. you can have my isolation, you can have the hate it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything People suck.

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 10:22 AM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Motel 6 room I guess you were waiting until everything was just right? ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 10:28 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	quote: Motel 6 room It wasnt room 808 was it? I wonder what itâ€™s like to be a super hero I wonder where Iâ€™d go if I could fly around downtown from some other planet, I get this funky high on yellow sun boy I bet my friends will all be...stunned, theyâ€™re stunned

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 10:56 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: It wasnt room 808 was it? Haha! I wasn't even here for that and I get it. Katya, Technical Virgin????? :) If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.

heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 11:04 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01	Congratulations! :) quote: I guess you were waiting until everything was just right? Till someone had the $39 a night? (for the room, not Katya) ;) ---------------- Misfits ~> HORROR HOTEL Check into horror hotel This place is creepy and it's somber too And a little vampira wrapped on my neck, said Say something, say something You wanna start something with me Well, take it up to room 21 Where all the creatures gonna have their fun And underworld dangers and underworld scum Take it up to room 21 And down the hall with my vampire girlfriend Say something, say something You wanna start something with me, here at Horror hotel, horror hotel Horror hotel, horror hotel It's up to me Gather round the place of the demon whore And my girl in room 21 Well, underworld dangers and underworld scum Take it up to room 21 Down the hall with my vampire girlfriend Say something, say something You wanna start something with me here at Horror hotel, horror hotel Horror hotel, horror hotel It's up to me when it comes down to necking with girls Horror hotel, horror hotel Horror hotel, horror hotel It's up to me This message was edited by heyladiladi on 11-15-01 @ 11:12 AM

Ferret	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 11:10 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	So who's the lucky animal? Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic Sports writer for Foundrymusic. Click here to read my NEW column

danked Dankarella!	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 11:12 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	who shall exorcise Satan from katya's cooze? The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! Now with 57% more hippie! BONG - Does the writer seems to babble on and on? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is this guy talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and placidly tethered in high orbit Bong remains far beyond the reach of the even the most powerful Warriors' weaponry.

Maynard	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 11:29 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: So who's the lucky animal? You mean it wasn't fingerbang? you can have my isolation, you can have the hate it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything People suck.

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 11:37 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	ooops This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 11-15-01 @ 11:41 AM

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 11:37 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	congratulationss? You can be sure when mine goes, this board will be the first to know. also, was he any good Thursday November 15- CBS: Suvivor who gives a shit, CSI...NBC: Friends, Scrubs, Will, Shoot Me...FOX: 8- Family guy, 8:30-Tick, Temptation Island 2...ABC: Millionare, Victoria's Secret Fashion show...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, charmed...

spitfire421	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 11:44 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: also, was he any good Why are you asking- do you want to make a cross-country trip for some man-love? j/k The first time is never any good. If it is, you're lucky... or just drunk Congrats katya (and thanks for the laugh) Another one down, another one bites the dust *Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.* NEVER FORGET!!!

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 11:48 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	quote: also, was he any good Why? You looking for him to pop your cherry too?;) I wonder what itâ€™s like to be a super hero I wonder where Iâ€™d go if I could fly around downtown from some other planet, I get this funky high on yellow sun boy I bet my friends will all be...stunned, theyâ€™re stunned

av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 12:10 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: The first time is never any good How would you know....you've only had one:) Av8er Radio [Â AIMÂ ] [Â ICQÂ ]Â [Â E-MailÂ ] imÂ·pact raÂ·diÂ·o [ĭm'pÃ¢kt' rā'dē-Âō]n. The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin. This message was edited by av8er on 11-15-01 @ 12:11 PM

CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag I shall call him mini-FTL	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 12:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	now that's fucking funny don't worry katya, we'll save a seat for you in hell :) I know that you've been damaged, your soul has suffered such abuse. But I am not your savior, I am just as fucked as you I can not save you. I can't even save myself. So just save yourself.

spitfire421	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 12:16 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: How would you know....you've only had one But even the first time you have sex with anyone, not just to lose your virginity, it's usually a little awkward *Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.* NEVER FORGET!!! This message was edited by spitfire421 on 11-15-01 @ 12:19 PM

GonzoStyle	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 12:33 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: a Motel 6 Did you bang the fake "gene simmons"? I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 1:08 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	quote: Why are you asking- do you want to make a cross-country trip for some man-love? I take what I can...now say "Me?" Thursday November 15- CBS: Suvivor who gives a shit, CSI...NBC: Friends, Scrubs, Will, Shoot Me...FOX: 8- Family guy, 8:30-Tick, Temptation Island 2...ABC: Millionare, Victoria's Secret Fashion show...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, charmed...

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 1:12 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Be sure to post as soon as you give up the balloon knot...I for one want to hear all about it ;) i can't believe my dream is over i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes now i'm one with the fools of love Bundle of cuteness?? You're insane....sweet shluffies.... USA

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 11-15-2001 @ 1:19 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	quote: Be sure to post as soon as you give up the balloon knot Im sure you could post one of your experiences on here, but we would all fall asleep reading it;)(and NO this is NEVER going to get old:)) I wonder what itâ€™s like to be a super hero I wonder where Iâ€™d go if I could fly around downtown from some other planet, I get this funky high on yellow sun boy I bet my friends will all be...stunned, theyâ€™re stunned