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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Smoking Crack with God... | ||||
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| BARRY MANILOW | posted on 11-15-2001 @ 1:22 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | It's not "Put your face in the glue"...Oh wait,... we did that already, didn't we? Oh well.. Check it:  Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig. I LOVE THE FROY! This message was edited by BARRY MANILOW on 11-15-01 @ 1:32 PM | ||||
| hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 11-15-2001 @ 1:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | That was pretty cool - makes a statement thats been said before about religion, but cool nonetheless. You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi! | ||||
| rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend. | posted on 11-15-2001 @ 1:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Good find, Barry, that was some funny shit. God is funny when he's baked :) | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 11-15-2001 @ 1:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: What are you saying, that God is a crack head?  you can have my isolation, you can have the hate it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything People suck. | ||||
| hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 11-15-2001 @ 2:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Well, according to scripture, He did create everything, so I can't see Him creating crack and not trying it to make sure it was good - so yeah, I guess He's a crackhead LMAO!! You can reach me through AIM or email. Don't be shy, drop a line and say Hi! | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 11-15-2001 @ 2:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | What If God Smoked Cannabis? If God had long hair And a goatee, And if his eyes looked pretty glazed... If He looked spaced out Would you buy his story? Would you believe he had an eye infection? And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked And yeah, yeah, God He smells good, And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah... What if God smoked cannabis? Hit the bung like some of us? Drove a tie-dyed microbus, And he subscribed to Rolling Stone? When God made this place, In the beginning, Did He plant any seeds? Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve, So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake Was always offering? And yeah, yeah... God rolls great, And yeah, yeah, God he smells good, And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah... What if God smoked cannabis? Do you suppose he had a buzz When he made the platypus When he created earth, our home? Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones? And do you think He rolls His own Up there in heaven on the throne? And when the saints go marching home, Does he just sit and smoke a bone? | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 11-15-2001 @ 2:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I was looking for something about God and drugs and stumbled up this....pretty funny! EDIT- Fucking Tripod! You gotta cut and paste this http://cosmics.tripod.com/god.html  Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. NEVER FORGET!!! This message was edited by spitfire421 on 11-15-01 @ 2:36 PM | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-15-2001 @ 4:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Hey Dent thanks for introducing me to my new favorite parody song! And, as always, Spit doesn't fail to be a caring provider. :)  | ||||
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me! | posted on 11-16-2001 @ 12:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i know this should go in music, but i feel it fits here, it is sung to the good ol' Christmas song Angels We Have Heard on High...( you all know it, the chorus goes; Glooooooor-ia in excelsis Deo, so just drag out ganja and you will get the point) the last verse is my favorite :) angels we have heard are high smoking joints up in the sky delusions are floating by paranoia's running high ganja in excess ain't dangerous angels we have heard are high smoking doobies in the sky smoked me out on sunday night now curch really does feel right ganja in excess ain't dangerous the curch social was real fun munching down on sin-a-mon buns boy those catholics are uptight glad i took this flight tonight ganja in excess ain't dangerous mother mary was niave baked a cake with joseph's weed she passed out then he came in... immaculate conception ganja in excess ain't dangerous  when you've got an open hand i was supposed to be cool about this yeah i remember cool was the plan tried to keep it all under wraps but the wraps kept going slack i keep turning round i keep coming back... | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 11-16-2001 @ 8:18 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | OMG VG, that's funny as hell. Who sings that? you can have my isolation, you can have the hate it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything People suck. | ||||
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