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I Rooned It	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 2:14 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	I'm not sure what is sicker, those Taliban tools or people who joke about such a tragedy. Recently I saw jokes about the World trade center, they were tasteless. The one joke i remember was... What is the best airline to travel for business? American Airlines, they'll take you right to your office. I don't mean to offend anybody, but are there any other jokes out there about Sept. 11? Ones that are just as cruel? I'd like to know. The World Trade Center may be in ruins, but the American spirit and unity will never be "rooned". Email:[email protected] AIM:SuckaMC26

Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 2:18 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	quote: I'd like to know. Why? One Nation...Indivisible. Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you. The only thing I'd ever ask of you Gotta promise not to stop when I say "When." 11. 2. 01.

I Rooned It	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 2:24 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	Why? Because I'm sort of interested in how people could trivialize such a tragedy with stupid jokes. It's not like I'm going to be saying them around friends. That would be sick. I've heard jokes about OJ, Princess Di, Oklahoma City and columbine shortly after they happened. It falls into the discussion on where the line should be drawn in different people's opinions. The World Trade Center may be in ruins, but the American spirit and unity will never be "rooned". Email:[email protected] AIM:SuckaMC26

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 2:41 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	There was a tragedy involving OJ!! What happened? Sunday November 18- CBS: Max BIckford, In Love and War...NBC: Link, L&O: CI, UC...FOX: 7:30- King of the Hill, Simpsons, Malcolm, X-fils...ABC: 7-9: Facts of Life Reunion, Alias, Practice...UPN: Buffy S3, Practice S1,

rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend.	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:01 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Why would you want to know if there are any other Sept. 11th jokes? Are you Canadian? ;) USA Email Me Here This message was edited by rageparty on 11-18-01 @ 3:06 AM

imapervert I want my two dollars!	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 1:08 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Why would you want to know if there are any other Sept. 11th jokes? Are you Canadian? Perhaps he's Rich Vos searching for new material.

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 1:36 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	there will always be jokes about tragedies, but timing is everything. hell, there were jokes about condit and chandra levy, and she's still missing. ============================== Remember-Laughter heals.

itsamiata	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 1:44 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Laughter heals, but I don't really ever see it as a healing gesture to crack jokes about Sept. 11. When you lose someones special i can see it as being therapeutic to reminisce about a funny story or something of the like. But I doubt hearing people make dumb jokes about the wtc will ever speed up the healing process.

Kid Afrika	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 1:54 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	tragedy + time = comedy And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 2:36 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	You want to know whats worse than WTC jokes? Being mistakenly accused of making a WTC joke. ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 2:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Somebody is moments away from a Rotten Vinny melt down of status woes.........

Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 2:40 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	quote: Somebody is moments away from a Rotten Vinny melt down of status woes......... Couldn't have said it better, Ken. One Nation...Indivisible. Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you. The only thing I'd ever ask of you Gotta promise not to stop when I say "When." 11. 2. 01.

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 2:51 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	Ken's Pen wrote... quote: 6. Why do some people exist only to critique others and discourage posting in an already slowing board? ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 2:55 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	This status shit is not cool, I had people I know die in that building. A little playful ribbing is cool but this is not a joke. What I posted was totally taken out of context as what I was joking about was the fact they call it "Sexiest Man ALIVE", its strange they put the word ALIVE in there. As a play on words HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH SEPT 11 I thought I would poke fun at how People(c) names their sexiest man by saying, who was Sexiest Man Buried Alive? Why would I make fun of people I love who are dead you insensitive asshole? The only prick here is you, my conscience and heart is clear. You started a thread on how the event is being whored and here you are using it to comic effect. Who is the heartless ass now? ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15 This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 11-18-01 @ 3:00 PM

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 2:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	I'm sorry cranky, don't let me dissuade you from posting a meltdown. I kinda wanna see just how big your status can get.

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:00 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	You know what Ken, it would be funny if it was anything BUT about Sept 11. Go ahead and throw whatever you want in my status but throwing that shit in there taken out of context about an event that effected me personally is fucking horrific ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15 This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 11-18-01 @ 3:07 PM

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	melt down T minus 10 and counting........ dude does my name move back and forth? I have nothing to do with your status, save laugh at it.

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:08 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	Whoever it is, don't hide, be a fucking man and IM me. ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15

Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:08 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	quote: "Sexiest Man ALIVE", its strange they put the word ALIVE in there. As a play on words HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH SEPT 11 I thought I would poke fun at how People(c) names their sexiest man by saying, who was Sexiest Man Buried Alive? Cranky you truely are a fucking ass. If you wanted to make a play on words you could have said sexiest man dead. But instead, you post that stupid ass shit in a thread that was questioning the fact that People was using the WTC as a way to deffend there pick of the guy they chose. That is why you are a dick, your comment WAS out of line and you do DESERVE the status you have. AIM E-MAIL We were like peas and carrots YAP YAP YAP YAP

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:15 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	Hey you fucking asswipe, are you me? Are you inside my head? Do you know what my intentions are when I say something? You are telling me I am going to make a joke ABOUT PEOPLE I LOVE THAT ARE FUCKING DEAD. Are you FUCKING INSANE? ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:16 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Whoever it is, don't hide, be a fucking man and IM me. China Syndrome.

Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	Um I never said I was inside your head, nor did I say that you were going to make a joke about people you love. What I did say was that your joke was out of line, maybe you did not mean anything by it, but there are alot of other people who have lost people in the WTC that might take your "witty" remark the wrong way, as well as people who did not lose anyone but are hurt and devistated by the events of that day as well. Take a step back, take your head out of your ass and stop looking at it like you are right and evryone else is wrong. Read your comment agian and tell me you don't see what was wrong with it.Put yourself in someone else shoes and read it. AIM E-MAIL We were like peas and carrots YAP YAP YAP YAP This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 11-18-01 @ 3:28 PM

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: There was a tragedy involving OJ!! What happened? His entire movie career, with the exception of the Naked Gun trilogy. Ken'sPen - Now that you have mod powers, I'd like to request a status change when you get a chance. Thanks. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"*

Cranky Ass	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:33 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	Its out of line if you read it out of context, and yes I completely understand how it could be misinterpreted. For those who misinterpreted it, I would be just as discusted as you are and I apologize for that, but now that I have explained my intentions why would anyone want to continue to make a mockery of this horrific event???? I'm all for tooling on people in statuses, even myself being tooled on but you aren't just making fun of me with this status, you are shitting all over the people who I love and others who have loved ones that perished. ________________ Read Me On Foundry \| Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio \| AIM Me \| E-Mail Me Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace. I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God..... ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15 This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 11-18-01 @ 3:40 PM

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 11-18-2001 @ 3:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	It's sad too cause Cranky was on the short list to take over Politically Incorrect. Sure Ants no problem....just send over what you want it to read. And your sig pic.....as big as you want.

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