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Maynard	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:46 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	God my list of things that suck is long. I'll try and narrow it down...... (and no, this is not an fu to these things.) people that don't use their blinkers drinking alot and not drinking enough water before you go to sleep so you wake up dehydrated women who use men to gain something people who think they are better then they really are they guy at the bar that stepped all over my new shoes and got them dirty traffic lights that turn red at 6am and their isn't any cars coming in the other direction people soft toilet paper that falls apart when you're wiping bills spending too much money, then not remembering what you spent it on women that can't take the hint men that can't take the hint, and continue to try and push themselves on women ex's that think you owe them something people talking to you when you really don't want to talk to anyone not getting enough sleep Alkey working two jobs stirring straws When you wash your underwear too many times and the elastic strings start to come out belly button lint people that don't put the toilet seat down not having something when you need it leaving the house and realizing when you get to work that you left something at home and then have to drive all the way home to get it starting rumors about people when it has nothing to do with you people who think you're serious if you don't use sarcasm tags cd's that come in cardboard sleeves instead of jewel cases gas prices cd players that skip you can have my isolation, you can have the hate it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything People suck. This message was edited by Maynard on 11-19-01 @ 9:58 AM

o&aswallow	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:48 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	I don't. I prefer to be. Thank you. ;-) I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task! American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

Snoteater	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:55 AM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	I'm going to have to disagree with you on the belly button lint. I think that Belly button lint is fun. It's like a little suprise present to play with. "Your Ego is a Muscle."

Maynard	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:59 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	WEll, the idea of belly button lint is great, but actually having it sucks. You have to clean it out, and then your belly button gets all red and irritated from you poking at it. EDIT - Happy 4k posts to me you can have my isolation, you can have the hate it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything People suck. This message was edited by Maynard on 11-19-01 @ 10:01 AM

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:09 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Why do you suck? Because I Love Gonzo. Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild

Snoteater	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:11 AM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	quote: then your belly button gets all red and irritated from you poking at it Wow, that never happens with me. You might want to try lotion. "Your Ego is a Muscle."

Maynard	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:14 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Wow, that never happens with me. Do you actually get in there and really clean it? Or just kind of once over it with the water in the shower? Sometimes you gotta dig in there. Don't we all Slash? you can have my isolation, you can have the hate it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything People suck.

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:21 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	Is there any reason why the thread title and the actual thread itself have nothing in common? Tried to save a place from the cuts and the scratches Tried to overcome the complications and the catches Nothing ever grows and the sun doesn't shine all day Tried to save myself but myself keeps slipping away

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:21 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	People People People People that give you stupid nicknames without even knowing you. People that try to pry information out of you under the falsness of friendship. Windows ME Printers People Suuuuhhhhuuuuck Romeo, he said to Juliet, â€œYou got a poor complexion It donâ€™t give you an appearance of a youthful touch.â€ Juliet said back to Romeo, â€œWhy donâ€™t you just shove off If it bothers you so much.â€ ;-)BBBOINKKK;-) Darkness at the break of noon shadows even the silver spoon the handmade blade, the child's balloon eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon there is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn suicide remarks are torn from the fool's gold mouthpiece the hollow horn plays wasted words proves to warnThat he not busy being born is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door you follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar you feel to moan but unlike before you discover that you'd just be one more person crying. So don't fear if you hear a foreign sound to your ear. It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall private reasons great or small can be seen in the eyes of those that call to make all that should be killed to crawl while others say don't hate nothing at all except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark as human gods aim for their mark make everything from toy guns that spark to flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far that not much is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits can lead to hundred-dollar plates goodness hides behind its gates but even the president of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged it's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you into thinking you're the one that can do what's never been done that can win what's never been won meantime life outside goes on all around you.You lose yourself, you reappear you suddenly find you got nothing to fear alone you stand with nobody near when a trembling distant voice, unclear startles your sleeping ears to hear that somebody thinks they really found you. A question in your nerves is lit yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy insure you not to quit to keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to. Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to. For them that must obey authority that they do not respect in any degree who despise their jobs, their destinies speak jealously of them that are free cultivate their flowers to be nothing more than something they invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties social clubs in drag disguise outsiders they can freely criticize tell nothing except who to idolize and then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire gargles in the rat race choir bent out of shape from society's pliers cares not to come up any higher but rather get you down in the hole that he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault on anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs limited in sex, they dare to push fake morals, insult and stare while money doesn't talk, it swears obscenity, who really cares propaganda, all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see with a killer's pride, security it blows the minds most bitterly for them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards false gods, I scuff at pettiness which plays so rough walk upside-down inside handcuffs kick my legs to crash it off say okay, I have had enough what else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.

Snoteater	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:27 AM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Do you actually get in there and really clean it? Or just kind of once over it with the water in the shower? Sometimes you gotta dig in there. I agree, sometimes you gotta dig for that hard to reach lint, which sometimes is the best lint. Me, personally? I lufa around the edge of the belly button & Take my belly button wash cloth to get into it. It is important that you have a wash cloth soley dedicated to belly button washing. You don't want any cross contamination. "Your Ego is a Muscle."

Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:29 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	And here I was thinking Gilligan was finally coming out of the closet. Talk about a decieving title. To answer your somewhat mixed question: * People that don't get it * People with no sense of humor * People that drive like they own the road (don't they don't I own all of them. Get the hell out of my way next time.) Fuck you Ken.

Maynard	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:30 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Is there any reason why the thread title and the actual thread itself have nothing in common? I am asking "Why do you suck?" to all of the things that suck. i.e. Why do people that don't use their blinkers suck? you can have my isolation, you can have the hate it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything People suck.

Lord Duvious	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:32 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	Drinking yourself out of school Guilt trips Peter Angelos (yes, that again) Doing what you have to, instead of what you want to MTV People The BCS Being here This thread Email Me UNITY God Bless America

Maynard	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:35 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: It is important that you have a wash cloth soley dedicated to belly button washing. How many dedicated wash cloths do you have??? I mean, you need one for your face, and one for your ass, and you also have one for your belly button? quote: This thread Then why did you post? I don't see any exciting threads coming from you Duvious? you can have my isolation, you can have the hate it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything People suck. This message was edited by Maynard on 11-19-01 @ 10:39 AM

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:36 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Is there any reason why the thread title and the actual thread itself have nothing in common? I was thinking the same thing, Facey. I answered the thread title. I think it is natural for people to blame others for shit, even if their initial intent was to criticize themself. For example... quote: MayNERD wrote: people that don't put the toilet seat down Why didn't MayNERD just say he sucks cause he pisses like a girl? Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:38 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	But do you think that most people will understand that. I mean when I saw the title I thought that this thread was some sort of self-depricating kind of thing. Im sure Im not the only one. Oh well. Tried to save a place from the cuts and the scratches Tried to overcome the complications and the catches Nothing ever grows and the sun doesn't shine all day Tried to save myself but myself keeps slipping away

Spork	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:41 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	quote: And here I was thinking Gilligan was finally coming out of the closet. Talk about a decieving title. Well, that's all and good to note, but let's consider number 21 on his list: "people that don't put the toilet seat down." Cough cough feggit cough. What's next "people that pee standing up"? The closet indeed! Thank you to all the brave volunteers who brought us all together as a country, and thank you to those of you brave soldiers who will fight and have fought for our country. We are a free people because of your efforts.

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:43 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: But do you think that most people will understand that. I mean when I saw the title I thought that this thread was some sort of self-depricating kind of thing. Im sure Im not the only one. Oh well. Face, I agree with you. Now will you start sucking? :) Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild

Lord Duvious	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:47 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	First, quote: people who think you're serious if you don't use sarcasm tags Then, quote: Then why did you post? I don't see any exciting threads coming from you Duvious? I have an addition to my list. Maynerd Email Me UNITY God Bless America

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:48 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	:::: Note to self, Do not post "Why do things that I don't understand about OpieAnthony.Com Suck" thread. :::: This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 11-19-01 @ 10:51 AM

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:56 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Ken'sPen wrote: ::: Note to self, Do not post "Why do things that I don't understand about OpieAnthony.Com Suck" thread. :::: This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 11-19-01 @ 10:51 AM Are all of these edits evidence of your "from the hip" posting? Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild

Maynard	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 10:58 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	homophobes you can have my isolation, you can have the hate it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything People suck. This message was edited by Maynard on 11-19-01 @ 11:00 AM

Lord Duvious	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 11:05 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	Post whores Email Me UNITY God Bless America

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 11:07 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Are all of these edits evidence of your "from the hip" posting? Slash I try to give my best to the board. I reread what I wrote and thought a "that" was needed.;) This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 11-19-01 @ 11:27 AM

BARRY MANILOW	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 11:10 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Why do you suck? Because I opened this thread. (Yes, I concur, LD) Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig. I LOVE THE FROY!

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