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Arthur Dent	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 1:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	I haven't been to a doctor of any kind in years, but recently I was thinking. Do you prefer going to a male or a female doctor? And why? Who do you prefer giving you a COMPLETE physical? And what about other jobs? Who do you prefer dealing with when it comes to waiters and waitresses, bank tellers, secretaries, salespeople, etc.?

o&aswallow	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 1:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Finally, a thread topic that is true to it's title. And excuse me mods. What's with this addition to my status? Isn't there a typo here? Should it not read "On Golden Blond"? I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task! American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

Maynard	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 1:27 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Well, I've had both a male, and a female doctor before, and I can say I don't have much of a preference EXCEPT....the full exam is not comfortable either way, but I think maybe a male doctor might be less embarrassing. And when I went for STD tests, I made sure that my doc was a male. you can have my isolation, you can have the hate it brings you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything People suck.

HsaWaknow G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Stealth Assault Force Codename: Thief Ex	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 2:37 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01	I'd have to have to say male doctors. I also definitely prefer male barbers, not the queers though. They can stay away from my head. Is that Japanese? No, it's Wonka Wash spelled backwards.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 2:40 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Did you wanna read it twice? Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Freedom is worth fighting for.Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 11-19-01 @ 3:00 PM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 2:40 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: And when I went for STD tests, I made sure that my doc was a male. So, if you were negative he could fuck you in the ass right there? Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Freedom is worth fighting for.Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Created by Psycho/Inspired by Greek

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 2:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	quote: Do you prefer going to a male or a female doctor? This is something I had never even considered before. My doc. is a male, he is also the doctor I work with. I don't know if that makes it wierd but, I am very comfortable with him. So, I would have to say it wouldn't matter if my doctor was male or female just as long as I felt comfortable with the person. The same goes for waiters, waitresses, bank tellers, salespeople, etc...etc. Romeo, he said to Juliet, â€œYou got a poor complexion It donâ€™t give you an appearance of a youthful touch.â€ Juliet said back to Romeo, â€œWhy donâ€™t you just shove off If it bothers you so much.â€ ;-)BBBOINKKK;-) Darkness at the break of noon shadows even the silver spoon the handmade blade, the child's balloon eclipses both the sun and moonTo understand you know too soon there is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn suicide remarks are torn from the fool's gold mouthpiece the hollow horn plays wasted words proves to warnThat he not busy being born is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door you follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar you feel to moan but unlike before you discover that you'd just be one more person crying. So don't fear if you hear a foreign sound to your ear. It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall private reasons great or small can be seen in the eyes of those that call to make all that should be killed to crawl while others say don't hate nothing at all except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark as human gods aim for their mark make everything from toy guns that spark to flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It's easy to see without looking too far that not much is really sacred. While preachers preach of evil fates Teachers teach that knowledge waits can lead to hundred-dollar plates goodness hides behind its gates but even the president of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged it's only people's games that you got to dodge And it's alright, Ma, I can make it. Advertising signs that con you into thinking you're the one that can do what's never been done that can win what's never been won meantime life outside goes on all around you.You lose yourself, you reappear you suddenly find you got nothing to fear alone you stand with nobody near when a trembling distant voice, unclear startles your sleeping ears to hear that somebody thinks they really found you. A question in your nerves is lit yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy insure you not to quit to keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to. Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to. For them that must obey authority that they do not respect in any degree who despise their jobs, their destinies speak jealously of them that are free cultivate their flowers to be nothing more than something they invest in. While some on principles baptized To strict party platform ties social clubs in drag disguise outsiders they can freely criticize tell nothing except who to idolize and then say God bless him. While one who sings with his tongue on fire gargles in the rat race choir bent out of shape from society's pliers cares not to come up any higher but rather get you down in the hole that he's in. But I mean no harm nor put fault on anyone that lives in a vault But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him. Old lady judges watch people in pairs limited in sex, they dare to push fake morals, insult and stare while money doesn't talk, it swears obscenity, who really cares propaganda, all is phony. While them that defend what they cannot see with a killer's pride, security it blows the minds most bitterly for them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely. My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards false gods, I scuff at pettiness which plays so rough walk upside-down inside handcuffs kick my legs to crash it off say okay, I have had enough what else can you show me? And if my thought-dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.

TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 3:08 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: And excuse me mods. What's with this addition to my status? Isn't there a typo here? Should it not read "On Golden Blond"? NO. =)

Sephiroth	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 3:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: Just call me Red balloondog AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Sloatsburgh	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 3:36 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I didn't have a physical for many years out of fear of having some guy touch my nuts and make me cough. So finally I break down and schedule one. Whoo Hoo. I found out that I could have a R Nurse give me the physical instead. Boy was I surprized when she didn't give me the hernia test, but instead gave me a testicular cancer examination instead. I think I would have freaked out if a guy rubbed my balls in his fingers. Well, I got older, got the occasional hemeroid, and heard about the colon cancer examination, which I will be due in a couple of years. Suddenly, compared to a guy's middle finger and a huge camera up my ass, having my genitalia touch another guys hand doesn't sound so gay. She tastes like a gyro. I loathe the Froy. Sloats Burgh Buddy .

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 11-19-2001 @ 3:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	i've been going to a male doctor all my life, so it doesnt really matter to me.i just put it in my mind that it is in no way shape or form sexual.its like him grabbing my arm.doesnt matter at all as long as it doesnt happen more then once a year GO BIG BLUE! This is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

OAAWITE	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 1:01 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Suddenly, compared to a guy's middle finger and a huge camera up my ass, having my genitalia touch another guys hand doesn't sound so gay. I will take my chances with colon Cancer. Hopefully, in the next couple decades when I am supposed to have the test, they'll have a pill or Xray or something. Becuase if they don't, I would rather wilt away slowly and painfully, as my family watches than have anything shoved in my ass. Best sports writer ever

Wookie	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 1:36 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	quote: I will take my chances with colon Cancer. Hopefully, in the next couple decades when I am supposed to have the test, they'll have a pill or Xray or something. Becuase if they don't, I would rather wilt away slowly and painfully, as my family watches than have anything shoved in my ass. That is seriously one of the dumbest things I have ever read. Unless you were trying to be funny. In which case you have a very dry wit. Happy Thanksgiving to you all! You're reading this sig with antici pation. Welcome to Lifestyles of the Perverted & Privileged!

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 1:42 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	It doesn't matter to me if my doctor is male or female, except I have gone to both male and female gyno's, and the women know what it feels like to have things done, so they tend to be more gentle. And they always run their tools under warm water first.

Wookie	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 1:54 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	quote: And they always run their tools under warm water first. You see? It's these good sex tips from the ladies that keep me coming back here again and again. Happy Thanksgiving to you all! You're reading this sig with antici pation. Welcome to Lifestyles of the Perverted & Privileged!

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 2:10 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: ...as my family watches than have anything shoved in my ass. at first glance I thought that was a Walken quote from Pulp Fiction Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass. -- Bill Hicks

OAAWITE	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 3:33 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: That is seriously one of the dumbest things I have ever read. Unless you were trying to be funny. In which case you have a very dry wit. Is dry good? If so, that's me. If not, then you are a turd. Best sports writer ever

Wookie	posted on 11-20-2001 @ 5:08 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	Dry's ok. Just hard to read sometimes... like sarcasm. Happy Thanksgiving to you all! You're reading this sig with antici pation. Welcome to Lifestyles of the Perverted & Privileged!

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