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Kid Afrika
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 8:24 PM      
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Christina Vs. Britney



  1. Has a beautiful melodic voice.



  2. Sings live frequently



  3. Has a beautiful face



  4. Isn't a dumb hick



  5. Bangs dudes but doesn't talk about it



  6. Will still have her talent in 15 years



  7. Is respected by her peers


  1. Sings like a stuck pig (without voice synthesizer)



  2. Hasn't sung live since Star Search



  3. Has a funny nose



  4. Well yeah, she's a dumb hick



  5. Bangs dudes and either A. lies about it or B.fucks
    that dude from NSYNC



  6. Will still have her tits, but they'll rest on her
    beer gut



  7. Is respected for her rear


And there you have it. It's conclusive, and it's right. Chrstinas wins. :)


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This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 11-21-01 @ 7:05 AM
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Alkey gave me my bonus points back.		posted on 11-19-2001 @ 8:29 PM      
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christina has a beautiful face? maybe in the land of elfs

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Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 11-19-2001 @ 8:30 PM      
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Aguelera is more talented
Britney is hotter

case closed

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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 8:31 PM      
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quote:
And there you have it. It's conclusive, and it's right. Chrstinas wins.


I Approve of this decision.

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Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.		posted on 11-19-2001 @ 8:32 PM      
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Only one picture of each? What fun is that? ;-)


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Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 11-19-2001 @ 8:36 PM      
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aren't there any other chicks out there? why does it always have to be between these two?



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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 8:44 PM      
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Well, aside from Christina, I think Jennifer Love Hewitt is hot.



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This message was edited by av8er on 11-19-01 @ 8:49 PM
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Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 11-19-2001 @ 8:48 PM      
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Shannon Elizabeth is super hot, as well as Eliza Dushku

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Maynard
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 8:58 PM      
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Mmmmm.....James King.



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quote:
Aguelera is more talented
Britney is hotter
case closed

yup, i have to agree with that statement. britney can't sing worth shit, but she's got that vuloptious body that christina just doesn't have.

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Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
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Jaime Pressley is also quite hot

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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:07 PM      
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They both just won




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JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:09 PM      
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...christina.she's just as hot as britney, but just in a different way.its like pizza hut and burger king.both good, but different



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NASA
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:09 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Britney gets my vote for looks. Talent; I'm still undecided.

But, if I had to spend an 'entertaining' evening with either one of them, you would get absolutely no complaints from me.



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VooDude
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:25 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Hmmm, christina vs britney thread. Things must have gotten a little slow since I was here last.

Hey, why does britney have to be a hick?




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VooDude
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:25 PM      
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How the f did that happen? I only hit it twice...




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This message was edited by VooDude on 11-19-01 @ 9:28 PM

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The man with the plan.		posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:39 PM      
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Christina is a wannabe "diva". Why anyone would want to be a "diva" is beyond me, because it's a ridiculous term reserved for assholes who ruin perfectly good singing voices with tons and tons of over-inflection.

When you can't just sing the national anthem the way it's written, when you insist on adding so much inflection that you lose the original notes, your fucking vocal chords should be cut out with a chainsaw.

Christina falls into this category. Talent? Fuck talent. She could have talent, but she masks her talent because she wants so badly to be black. "Divas" don't exist.

And Britney.... she sings much worse. Much MUCH worse. BUT.... she is hot. Christina is an anorexic twig.

Conclusion:

TALENT
Christina: no
Britney: no

LOOKS
Christina: no
Britney: yes

We have a winner.

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 11-19-2001 @ 9:41 PM      
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Numb Nutts
posted on 11-19-2001 @ 11:43 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
they sing??

okterrific23
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 12:18 AM      
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Britney wins hands down! She's so hot that they even name porno films after her like "Britney gets Speared".

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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 12:35 AM      
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Britney is definately hotter. Much better body. Christina has that crack-whore anorexia thing to her, and the hooker makeup doesn't help.

Britney has no talent, an annoying speaking voice, and probably has the gay AIDS now after getting stiny pinkied from nSynch boy. But she's got a cut body, no vagina hair, and probably is a backdoor girl too. I'm thinking lesbian tendencies too. Everything that a girl should be.

On another note, James King has to be one of the homliest models I've ever seen in my life.

And another note, Elisa Dusku (?) is immensely hot and gets bonus points for being obscure.

Plus Anna Kournikova is still hot, and has less talent than all of them.



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Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 11-20-2001 @ 1:12 AM      
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Where's Christina's IV needle?

Seriously Christina can sing her ass off more than brit, but in the end Britney has moved more units out the store than she'll ever do.

People vote with their wallets.





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Wookie
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 1:48 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
quote:
Mmmmm.....James King.


I wonder if it would be weird to bang a woman with the same first name as me.
I should go find out...



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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 11-20-2001 @ 2:06 AM      
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Neither of them are talented, Britney's hotter than Christina but isn't that special
quote:
And another note, Elisa Dusku (?) is immensely hot and gets bonus points for being obscure.
and one of my old sig lines was 'Eliza Dushku- hotter than brittney.' Also Anna is hotter than Brittney



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