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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
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What are some of the worst acting performances you've ever seen in a movie? Here's a few that made me cringe...

Sofia Coppola - The Godfather: Part III
Lisa Kudrow - Analyze This
Steven Seagal - (insert any Steven Seagal movie here)
Jean-Claude Van Damme - (insert any Van Damme movie here)



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
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the little girl in Clerks that buy the ciggarettes...awful delivery


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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
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John Wayne - Any movie

Deniro - Ditto



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
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quote:

Sofia Coppola
but, what a piece of ass she is.... grrrrrrr....

anywho... Anything Sly Stallone has done since Rocky ...he's a one trick pony as far as I'm concerned...
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the little girl in Clerks that buy the ciggarettes...awful delivery
I think she was Kevin Smith's neighbor's kid...or maybe his neice... i'm mean geez QS, you of all people show know this crap, the movie was shot on a credit card budget ....oh wait, maybe you just left off the [sarcasm] tags...nevermind...



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
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Jay Mohr in Paulie (bird and man), Mafia, Go, and countless mohr.



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
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quote:

Deniro - Ditto
!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!

I'll let Gonzo fight with you over this one, I seem to remember you guys having this argument not too long ago.



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
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quote:

oh wait, maybe you just left off the [sarcasm] tags...nevermind...


precisely


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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
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Mark Hammill - Star Wars

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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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Demi Moore in striptease.

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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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I would have to say Sophia Coppola not only was a horrible choice for the part in Godfather 3, but she singlehandidly ruined the fuckin movie. And the movie was actually wonderful, in comparison to the first two it's not as majestic, but in it's own right it is a very good movie.

Also stick George hamilton in there for part 3.

Rosie Perez - Do the right thing

Keanu Reeves - Devil's Advocate

Kate Capshaw - Indiana Jones and the temple of doom.

Jon Voight - Anaconda

Val Kilmer - Heat

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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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Two words....Keanu Reeves. Nuff Said.

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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
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quote:

Deniro - Ditto



I don't remember deniro being in a movie called "ditto" but if you say it sucked well ok.
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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
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Damn Gonzo beat me to the Keanu punch


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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
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quote:

Keanu Reeves - Devil's Advocate
You know I actually liked this movie except for Reeves. I liked Pacino's over the topness and it would have rocked so much more if anyone else would have played thje Reeves role.
quote:

Also stick George hamilton in there for part 3.
Who made Coppola think that Hamilton could replace Duvall?
quote:

Deniro - Ditto
Yes, the movie where he plays a rogue elementary school teacher was bad, I'm surprised he took it.

Estella Warren- Planet of the Apes (come on, the ape chick was better than her)
half the bond girls
the father in Manos the Hands of Fate (you want bad acting go to the MST3K library)
Michael Beck- Xanadu
Jake Lloyd- Phantom Menace



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
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quote:

Rosie Perez - Do the right thing
Oh shit, I can't believe I forgot about that mess of an acting job. The only Rosie scene in that movie that I liked was when the ice cube was being rubbed on her nipples. And that reminds me of another...

Spike Lee - (any Spike Lee movie)



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
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Sofia Coppola - The Godfather part 3


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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
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quote:

Who made Coppola think that Hamilton could replace Duvall?



Cause Hamilton invested in the movie as a financeer, so it was I guess his payback or maybe ha had it put in his contract whatever it was, but I definetly remember him being a backer of the movie, not a major but major enough to land the role.

And I also agree on devils advocate, what I did was take people who were in great movies but who bought it down a notch cause they were in it.

I know not too many people will agree with me on this addition though, but another great movie which had a bad acting job bring it down for me.

Ray liotta - Goodfellas






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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
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the entire cast of "the fast and the furious". i liked the movie, but it was pretty pathetic.


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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
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Juliette Lewis and Giovanni RIbisi in the Other Sister. If their goal was bringing sympathy to 'tards they failed



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
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Juliette Lewis and Giovanni RIbisi in the Other Sister

They were acting?


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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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Definately Sofia Coppola in Godfather III

I don't know the actors name, but the guy who played Hyman Roth on Godfather II was the only complaint i had in that movie. His acting did pretty much suck.

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Val Kilmer - Heat

good call gonzo, almost forgot about that abomination.




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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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Patricia Arquette - True Romance

Sean Penn - State Of Grace

Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Scarface & Color Of Money






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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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quote:

I don't know the actors name, but the guy who played Hyman Roth on Godfather II was the only complaint i had in that movie. His acting did pretty much suck.




Lee Strasberg, who actually was one of the founders of the actors studio and method acting in american society. Strasberg trained Pacino & Brando and Deniro etc etc, I actually loved his performance. But hey to each his own man.

Actually Coppola wanted james Cagney to play Hyman Roth who was a character written by puzo and coppola to mirror Meyer Lansky and cagney had the look and probably woulda done a better job, but he refused.




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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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quote:

Spike Lee - (any Spike Lee movie)
Just because you can direct doesn't mean you can act. And even recently it doesn't seem like you can direct (Bamboozled was a good movie until the ending which totally ruined it)

Freddie Prinze Jr- any movie he's been in
Matthew Lillard- any movie he's been in
Jake Busey- Tomcats (any one in the movie really)
Shannon Elizabeth and the little kid- 13 Ghosts
David Spade- Lost and Found
JAson Biggs- Loser



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
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Ray Liotta - Goodfellas
I think he's a great actor, but I agree that he was the wrong choice for that role. You would think someone would tell him that New York gangsters don't pronounce 'r' and 'g' at the end of words - examples: "mother fucker" should have been "mutha fucka", "fucking" should have been "fuckin'". He had too much of his Florida accent to play Henry Hill.



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