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Cranky Ass
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
This thing is so fucking scary accurate its eerie.
I have yet to stump this thing. Just check it out, prepare to be amazed...

http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html

EDIT: Kid pointed out that if you answer the questions as yourself and not a dictator or a sitcom character you can find out what sitcom character or dictator you most resemble. I'd love to hear what you guys get. Here's what mine said...

"I guess that you are Johnny Bravo from The Brady Bunch! Am I right?"

:)

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Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace.

I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God.....
ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15

This message was edited by Cranky Ass on 11-29-01 @ 11:12 PM
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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:07 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
this has been done before, a few times.still fun, thiugh



GO BIG BLUE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


Visit Foundry Chat.Its been dead lately.


Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:09 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Okay, so I guess everyone picks Jerry Seinfeld.


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.

I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.

Put yer sack into it!

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:10 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
i went old school with rob petri and it totally nailed it. cool

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Kid Afrika
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Could I BEEEEEEEEEE any more like Chandler Bing?(if I was white and Morgan Fairchild was my mom, hubba hubba)


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"




This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 11-29-01 @ 11:16 PM

Brundlefly
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
It guessed Ari Zippy from thearizippyshow the first time. It couldn't figure out that I was Alex P. Keaton. I'm going to see who I most resemble. I am looking foward to it saying Hitler! ;)

Norton: Patty has the sex appeal of Brundlefly.

I <3 the Froy
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:25 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Are you often teased for looking like a twelve year old?



I can't escape that old gag.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

if I was white



Wait, You aren't white????



Happy Holidays
If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.




danked
Dankarella!
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
i just answered yes to every question and it guessed that i was qwerty from uiop. never heard of her...

now i'm going to see who i resemble legit


Now with 57% more hippie!

BONG - Does the writer seems to babble on and on? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is this guy talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and placidly tethered in high orbit Bong remains far beyond the reach of the even the most powerful Warriors' weaponry.
Kid Afrika
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:30 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I can't escape that old gag.

Sure you can, when you can grow a full beard.


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"


Cranky Ass
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Brundle, I tested it to see if I could get it to answer Alex P. Keaton and it worked. I suspect you may have answered some questions incorrectly.

________________




Read Me On Foundry | Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio | AIM Me | E-Mail Me


Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace.

I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God.....
ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15
Lgaia
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Holy shit, It took forever but it guessed right, I was pretending to be that bitch Diane from cheers....whowho.


"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"

HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Kid pointed out that if you answer the questions as yourself and not a dictator or a sitcom character you can find out what sitcom character or dictator you most resemble. I'd love to hear what you guys get.


Answering as myself, I just had to cringe at my results:

"I guess that you are Shirley from Lavern and Shirley! Am I right?"




HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
Brundlefly
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
quote:

Brundle, I tested it to see if I could get it to answer Alex P. Keaton and it worked. I suspect you may have answered some questions incorrectly.


No way. I answered them correct. You may have gotten the question that I added to the list. Which was: "Do you have a love affair with suits?"

Did it ask that one? If not, then I don't know how you got it, because I answered everything correctly.

Norton: Patty has the sex appeal of Brundlefly.

I <3 the Froy
Cranky Ass
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Nope, it didnt ask me that. You must have slipped up somewhere. I did say I was wealthy. Did you say you were?

________________




Read Me On Foundry | Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio | AIM Me | E-Mail Me


Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace.

I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God.....
ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15
Lgaia
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I did the answer as myself thingy (twice) and it told me ; First time it said I was Piper frm charmed, WHo the fuck is that?
The second time It said I was Elaine from Sienfeld, Is that a good thing?



"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"

Brundlefly
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
I said no to that. I didn't think the Keaton family was considered wealthy. Although they did have a nice house. I said yes to him loving money. It asked that.

Oh yeah, I am Chip from the Bosom buddies. I guess I like to dress up in women's clothing. :)

Norton: Patty has the sex appeal of Brundlefly.

I <3 the Froy
Cranky Ass
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I always thought Alex was independently wealthy and hoarded his money from his family. Perhaps that was the question that decided it.

________________




Read Me On Foundry | Listen To Me On RonFez.net Radio | AIM Me | E-Mail Me


Support Firemen, Red Cross, United Way, Salvation Army, and everyone else helping restore peace.

I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who takes a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy.....Sties are caused by watching your dog shit.....We're all fucked. It helps to remember that.....If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.....Most people are not particularly good at anything.....Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.....I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconcious.....The only good thing to come out of religion was the music.....There ought to be at least one round state.....In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.....Why can't there be more suffering?.....Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?.....I almost don't feel the way I do.....There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.....Fuck soccer moms.....Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too.....The bigger they are, the worse they smell.....No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.....Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.....There is now a Starbucks(c) in my pants.....Carlin is God.....
ACK (Anthony Cumia) + 2.15 ... OPIE (Opie Hughes) - 0.30 ... FAG (Rick Delgado) + 5.15 ... EARL (Black Earl) - 10.15 ... TWTO (Sandy Cane) - 23.15 ... PRST (Pornstars Not Getting Naked) - 66.15 ... GOAT (Jim Bruer) + 29.15 ... MBOP (Andrew Dice Clay) - 14.15 ... MOHR (Jay Mohr) + 5.15 ... PEDO (Jim Norton) + 25.15 ... GARY (11 Yr Old Gary) + 39.15
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-29-2001 @ 11:57 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
i answered the questions as myself thge first tim this came to life and forgot who i was bhut this time around im Steven from Undeclared but i'm going to go back later and reanswer questions i can go both ways on



Thursday November 29- CBS: survivor, CSI (R), Agency...NBC: Friends, Inside Schwartz, Grace, Sisters...FOX: Quest for the Ring (LotR special), Family Guy (new), Temptation Island 2...ABC: Whose Line, Whose Line, Millionare...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Charmed...TBS: 8- A View to a Kill (so sue me, it's a bond film)
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 11-30-2001 @ 12:28 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ok I answered as myself and it said:

Taylor from Spyder Games

WTF?


I was hoping I was hoping we could heal each other
I was hoping I was hoping we could be raw together
you got it bad lover no you got it good you saw the sun like you knew that you would in spite of my confusion up above all my pain i gotta death-grip on this vision here we go again... the face and ghost my guide i must move on its the face of one ravaged by love its both dead and alive...

USA




Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 11-30-2001 @ 12:47 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
i did it as myself and came up with chandler bing

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 11-30-2001 @ 12:59 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I answered as myself...
quote:

I guess that you are Darien Fawkes from Invisible Man! Am I right?




Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
Like a fly to doo doo,You need me like a bird needs wings,Or little bunny fufu who needs to bop the field mice,So all the kids can sing...




OAAWITE
posted on 11-30-2001 @ 2:20 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I am Jesse from Full House.

Now that's a money guy to be!

I also picked Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington from Welcome Back Kotter, Wendy Testergerger, and Caligula, and the thing nailed all three.

Pretty cool.



Best sports writer ever
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 11-30-2001 @ 3:24 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
apparently i'm karen from will and grace, yay



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-30-2001 @ 8:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
I most resemble Joey Potter (Katie Holmes) from Dawsons Creek? WTF?


One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.

I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.

Put yer sack into it!



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