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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Gift Etiquette. | ||||
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| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-30-2001 @ 5:59 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01  | With the holidays around the corner, deciding what gifts to get for friends and relatives is on all our minds. How do you choose what kind of gift is appropriate for each person? Is it rude to purchase a double-pronged dildo for the girl you just met at the bar last week? Will mom really enjoy that subscription to Swank? Does dad prance around the house in a pink nighty, or a blue one? Seriously, what about returning gifts? Do you wait until the giver has moved far away before you return the piece of crap they bought for you, or do you keep it and throw it in a pile with the rest of the useless shit you've collected throughout the seasons? Do we always leave a receipt in the box to provide easy return access, or not give a shit and hope the fat bitch wears the two-piece bathing suit this summer? Also, when opening a crappy gift, do we smile, or visually express our utter disgust with the striped tube sox from Aunt Edna? Enlighten the board with your wisdom people. | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 11-30-2001 @ 6:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | well, i've personally never returned a gift. but that's probably because my immediate family has a pretty good system down. i have 3 sisters so we each take turns going out shopping together and we pretty much get it covered what everybody wants. as far as i know, my parents have never returned anything either. anyone outside of that immediate area either has a cut off at the age of 12 or just sends my mum a check to get us stuff. as far as the b/f goes, i think at last check he still owes me for last xmas and my birthday so we won't go into that... An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: [email protected] | ||||
| Lgaia | posted on 11-30-2001 @ 6:11 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Depending on who the gift is for like Mom or Dad, or someone close, If I am not too sure I leave a gift reciept in the box. Always smile , it's the thought that count's, then just use it as a recycle gift...:) You could also do a "wishlist", that's where everyone put's 5 things down they would love to receive. Christmas has become kind of a pain for me, In the past few years the list has grown so much I just feel like throwing money at everone and letting them all hit the ground and scrap for it....... *thinks to self and forms mental picture*, that would be funny...:)  "2 feet below the surface I can still make out your wavy face and if I could just reach you maybe I could leave this place" | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-30-2001 @ 6:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Lgaia, sounds like a night at the strip club to me! ;) | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 11-30-2001 @ 12:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Alkey, the answer to all your questions is - Just don't participate. Fuck it, Let's put the X back in Christmas. Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to [Kinison Voice]HOMOUR THIS PHONEY FUCK THAT DIED OVER TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO SO WE CAN GET THROUGH THE FEELINGS OF ANOTHER YEAR THAT PASSED BY THAT WE DIDN'T GET TO ACCOMPLISH WHAT WE SET OUT TO DO BY EXCHANGING GIFTS THAT HAS NO TRUE MEANING TO THE HOLIDAY IT'SSELF!![/Kinison Voice]  Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild
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| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Slash, do you really have a problem with Jesus. From the little I know of the man in historic terms I am quite OK with him, and his message. Phoney Fuck seems a little harsh. This message will be edited by Ken'sPen shortly. | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 11-30-2001 @ 1:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: That was Kinison, not me. Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild
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| JackDan1974 | posted on 11-30-2001 @ 2:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | Cash just nice fresh from the mint cold hard cash. I know I would not return that gift. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 11-30-2001 @ 2:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | So who's getting Alkey ear muffs?? And do they make them big enough??;) If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-30-2001 @ 4:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Wow, it only took 8 replies before someone made an ear joke...I hate you GW. ;) | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 11-30-2001 @ 7:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | I won't hesitate to return a gift I don't like and know I won't use. It doesn't do anyone any good if I just leave the ugly shirt hanging in my closet, so I might as well exchange it. And don't worry Alkey, I'm sure that nobody would ever think to bring you a pair of ear-muffs to the xmas party... never....  I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) | posted on 11-30-2001 @ 7:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: If this wasn't your board, I would ban you for spam... Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild
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| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 11-30-2001 @ 9:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: How about just a strike for the 200 pairs of ear-muffs I'm gonna have to lug home in a Focus that night. :) | ||||
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