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| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 2:12 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00  | Found some interesting and not-so interesting stuff. Thought I would share. Enjoy and feel free to add. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?) There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Note to self: Quit screwin the chinese chick) Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (I think I'll go buy an aquarium) In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.) In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (First you do the mom, then you do the TEEN daughter - problem solved). In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises. (Is this a great country or what?. Not as great as Guam!) A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (No wonder my pig is always smiling. In my next life I want to be a pig) The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this research??) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (And I can prove it!) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity) An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (So do some of the board members in here.) Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too) After reading all these, all I can say is.......Damn Those Pigs.  If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 3:53 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | another piece of useless info. Frumpy's post  Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)  | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 3:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: So if, in theory, one were to rape a dolphin...  newbieless AOL IM: Gamma1173 | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 3:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Well, dog's have great tongues, and I can prove it too!   GRRRRRR! E-Mail Me | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 3:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Uhm...Grumpy...this is kinda similar to...uhm...well I post...and then the Hallmark thread...ehhh...never mind... Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. - Marin County newspaper's TV listing for The Wizard of Oz American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python "Reality continues to ruin my life." - Calvin and Hobbes | ||||
| knock411 | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 3:59 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Lmao You dont have to wait you already are. J/k  | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Grumpy? Wha, wha, what are you doing? Mentor to Snakebite and Whoremoan Little Salad Tossers: Lloyd Dobler and Jake Ryan  I have abducted Shot Girl as my newbie | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | And we yell at the newbies. Useless information: March 10th is the 69th day of the year. Celebrate accordingly.  SPAZ may be dead, but Kevin is an Immortal Asshole! E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | And my work comp sucks. SPAZ may be dead, but Kevin is an Immortal Asshole! E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 3-9-01 @ 4:08 PM | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | I'd Like to Pass on some more Useless Information. GonzoStyle - FUCK YOU! Buttmunch - Please join Gonzo Dent - You still here? Didn't I kill you already? Hosp - Because it's your birthday, you get a reprieve I told you asswipes, I was fuckin bored out of my mind and that piece of shit Milkdud boy's mother wasn't around for me to rape again so I thought I would post this. If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit! | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Wow, somebody remembered it's my birthday. Amazing. I wasn't expecting that from this crew. SPAZ may be dead, but Kevin is an Immortal Asshole! E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Grumpy, I feel useless now that you did not mention me! I happen to like pigs myself, you should see my house. Oh, and I have this pig keychain that poops! Hosp, happy birthday man, enjoy this evening! GRRRRRR!E-Mail Me | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I'm just happy he left me out of that little tirade newbieless AOL IM: Gamma1173 | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Doc, Dog - I left you guys out cuz you two morons didn't say anything worthy of acknowledgement in my "tirade". But if it makes you two feel any better, then Feel better now boys? If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit! | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Thanks Twinkle Toes :) newbieless AOL IM: Gamma1173 | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Thanks, Grumpy, but, wrong thread. There is already one for that, and you know I hang out there! ;) GRRRRRR! E-Mail Me | ||||
| Boston Fan | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I knew my day was missing something. Thanx grumpy, although you seem a little grumpy today, but I would expect nothing less from you of course... E-Mail Me |//Long Live Syndication Underground\\| | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 4:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Wow this post came back from the dead ;) ------------------------  See My Sig Pics! | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 5:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Kill ME?!? No way. That's what that big stupid Vogon thought at the bar. See you Monday, Brucie! *obscure reference* Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. - Marin County newspaper's TV listing for The Wizard of Oz American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python "Reality continues to ruin my life." - Calvin and Hobbes | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 5:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | An obscure Hitchhiker's Guide reference...classic Some people really know where their towel is newbieless AOL IM: Gamma1173 | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 6:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | That post is actually usless information #2475 | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 6:43 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Hey frumpy take it easy this post fell in obscurity till i bought it back to the top. now play nice twinkle toes before i warm up for the pitch. Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all & gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
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