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IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 3:51 AM      
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it begins sunday night, don't it?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."

Sunday December 9- CBS: Bickford, Seventh Stream...NBC: National Geographic, Law and Order: CI, UC: Undercover...FOX: 7- FUTURAMA WOOO!!!, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Malcolm, X...ABC: 9- Alias, Practice...

CACBoston
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 3:58 AM      
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Jews are funny.

Those wacky kikes just kill me all the time!

IrishAlkey
Chucky
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PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 4:04 AM      
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quote:

Jews are funny.

Those wacky kikes just kill me all the time!


Seph?






Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 4:08 AM      
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Hannukah? Let's get it crunked up!

Props to all the Jews on the board.

"Oh Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel I made it out of clay......"


I've been wrong, I've been down

Into the bottom of every bottle

These five words in my head

Scream "are we having fun yet?
"
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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 4:34 AM      
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so, is this another good excuse for drunken stupour?



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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 4:47 AM      
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Was that reply just an excuse to get one more closer to 2100? Whore. =)
You know I wuv you.




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:05 AM      
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yo yo where my hacids at? West Sid...err...Bank!!


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?




This message was edited by The Sleeper on 12-9-01 @ 5:08 AM
WoRMFACE
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 6:49 AM      
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Its just a shower, I swear.



You can fool some people sometimes. But you cant fool all the people all the time. So now you see the light. Stand up for your right.
Cunt-Twat
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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 8:48 AM      
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quote:

Its just a shower, I swear.


OUCH!!!

quote:

it begins sunday night, don't it?


yes it does!!
happy Chanukah to all!!

==============================
Remember-Laughter heals.
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
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[Cartman] Jews...sing stupid songs...that's why they're lame...[/Cartman]

Seriously, Happy Hannukah.

If your people's savior ever shows up one of these days, I'll be glad to off him for you.




One Nation...Indivisible.

NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.


"I'm not saying that one is better, but c'mon...a little story about not having enough oil, or a virgin giving birth to a child that'll save us all...you decide."

TheGooch
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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
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Great, we get to light candles b/c we are too cheap to use the electricity. =)





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
Sephiroth
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
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quote:

If your people's savior ever shows up one of these days, I'll be glad to off him for you.



Noellevious wins.

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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
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Blessed be the religion that condones chopping part of your Johnson off.

Have a good 8. :)


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Email me at [email protected]
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
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quote:

Blessed be the religion that condones chopping part of your Johnson off.


But it makes it look bigger. Bah live with your penis that has a 60% higher chance of catching HIV.


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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
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The last festival of lights I had was those geltabs I got... oh well, I guess you mean something different.

Happy Cha-HAUN-ikka, boobala. FEH.



Thine In Honor,
~FallenAingL~

"But, for a certainty back then, we loved so many and yet hated so much, we hurt others and hurt ourselves. Yet, even then we ran like the wind, whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies..." -Schala 'Kid' Zeal
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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 3:08 PM      
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but i'm not jewish. *nor am i fucking any jews* go figure... have a good holiday people :)


Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags?
Happy Holidays
I Used To Love The Fez, Then The Moron Got Mad, So I Love The Moron.
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 5:15 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Happy Chanukah to you too!!








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I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
PeterDragon
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 8:34 PM      
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To those that don't know, the festival has to do with Judah Macabee and his band opposing the Romans.

We Jews don't win fights too often, so when we do, it's time celebrate. :)

It's also a good excuse to eat Jelly Doughnuts and other fried foods.

Now we all know all of the good Christmas specials (Charlie Brown, Rudolph, Frosty, etc.)
Can you name any Channukah TV specials?
I'll take the easy one first - Rugrats Channukah.

Happy Holidays y'all



This message was edited by PeterDragon on 12-9-01 @ 9:08 PM
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posted on 12-09-2001 @ 8:53 PM      
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quote:

Those wacky kikes just kill me all the time!




No, no they killed Jesus. Get it right!!:P


BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!!
11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!!
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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Hey, show us some appreciation, after all, we came up with the original Christmas decoration.









Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
Sephiroth
posted on 12-09-2001 @ 9:23 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
You Jews and you're 8 days. You'll regret this when all of your heathen kind is burning in hell forever.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

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OAAWITE
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

No, no they killed Jesus. Get it right!!:P



Hey, I blame Jews for all of societies ills just like every other right-thinkin American does, but I just don't get why everyone thinks this.

In this spirit of Christmas, I'll drop a little learning on you. Also, realize that I know that the VAST majority of all information that religion is based upon is completely mythology, but this small portion is actual fact.

The Jews didn't kill Jesus, it was the Romans (Roman Catholic sound familiar to anyone?) A couple of Jews in his little posse turned on him and ratted him out to the Romans, but other than that, it was the Romans that were after him, the Romans that sentenced him to death (Pontious Pilate), the Romans that put "King of the Jews" over his cross, and the Romans that killed him.

So in this time of Christmas, not only should we hate the Jews for, along with the Mason's Guild, and the Illuminati, running the world through business, news agengies, and hollywood, we should also hate all the Dego, greaseball, Guinnea-WOP gumbas for killing Jesus.

Merry Christmas, or any other Pagan holiday which you might celebrate

JackDan1974
posted on 12-10-2001 @ 7:38 PM      
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Draddle draddle draddle, I made you out of clay...
Draddle Draddle Draddle, and now I'm gonna ::dark voice:: Blow your friggin' top off! ::shot gun cocking sound::





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posted on 12-10-2001 @ 8:31 PM      
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A happy Hannukah to all my fellow HLJC members and Jewish board members.




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Happy Holidays Fuckers'

Sometimes the pain is too much to BEAR -- Sometimes it RAINS too much to care -- Sometimes if you, don't watch yo' back it'll cost you --Sometimes you wonder, who would give a FUCK if they lost you -- Yet sometimes the sun shines around the clock --But sometimes it's dark, and hell is hot


King f-tard
posted on 12-11-2001 @ 8:36 AM      
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Word. We get to light candles and get 8 shitty presents. Rock the house.
quote:

the Romans that put "King of the Jews" over his cross, and the Romans that killed him.



hoo hoo, I invented crusification, hoo hoo.






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