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Maynard
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Play with your poop!

as is this....

There is no describing this(no its not about poop, its just weird

People suck.






This message was edited by Maynard on 12-12-01 @ 12:42 PM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-12-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I'm not even going to open the links. But I expect this sort of shit from Seph. No pun intended.


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

The Turd Twister Novelty Kit

The Turd Twister is designed to fit comfortably up your butt during your morning constitutional. Insert the disc, hold it tenderly between your butt cheeks, and let nature take its course. Now you can take advantage of sophisticated Turd Twister extrusion technology to craft incredible excremental designs whenever you like!



And to think someone sat there thinking how revolutionary this will be.

Then again who can argue with customer satisfaction like this...

quote:

"I bought one for my brother and we crapped ourselves
laughing... Well Done!" - John Turpin, Kansas City



quote:

The first turd I twisted was a real winner. I left a Valentine-shaped Love Turd delicately diplayed on a bed of tissue for my wife to find on Valentine's Day. Let me just say that the shock and horror in her eyes was wonderfully mixed with a sentimental glow of true romantic appreciation.

- Tom G.






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Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
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Now I know what to get for the secret santa gift.

Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
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Wow, the spirit of P.T. Barnum lives on...I guess

I guess you can get anyone to buy something if they think they need it. As for me, I'm still amused by comparing the number of sinkers to floaters, this is way too high brow for me


"I could tell that my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

- Rodney Dangerfield
Kid Afrika
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
That's not weird...

THAT ^ is weird.
Maynard
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
How about this then k1d?



People suck.
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
that's not weird, kid. that's alkey's baby picture.


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Maynard
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Please tell me this is fake


People suck.
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Please tell me this is fake



Well now we all know what VirginGirl looks like.




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posted on 12-12-2001 @ 1:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Has anyone seen Kid today?



How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks




Maynard
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:wipes off the iced tea that I just spit all over the monitor:

You know Moron, I thought that picture looked a little familiar.

People suck.
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posted on 12-12-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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Hey, I've got a 2000 Accord...can I be a prince?

Kid, nice DSL's.




Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts?

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
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posted on 12-12-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Well now we all know what VirginGirl looks like.


wow you are lucky kitten, for a second there i thought you were talking about me ;)


...You look like a perfect fit
for a grrl in need of a tourniquet
But can you save me
Come on and save me
If you could save me
From the ranks
of the freaks
who suspect
they could never love anyone...

Sephiroth
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 5:16 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Alright, time for me to post a link.

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/~bpantano/bingo.mpg

It's nothing gross, it's completely work-safe. It's 23mb, but you'll get a good speed.

All Im gonna say about it is... I've had nightmares like this.

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posted on 12-12-2001 @ 5:51 PM      
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Ok, time for a bad Shit joke. Feel free to yell at me after you read it.

A man was walking down the street and noticed that a 7-year old kid was playing with a pile of dogshit. So, the man comes up and asks the boy "What are you doin?"
The little boy replies, "I'm making a catholic."
The man kind of disturbed by what the boy said, goes to find a priest and brings him to the boy. The boy, still there playing with the shit is now molding it.
The kindly priest asks, My boy, what are you making there?"
The little boy replies "I'm making a catholic."
Standing there suprised, looks at the man. The priest then turns around and asks the boy, "Why are you making a catholic?"
The little boy, say nonchalantly, "Because, I don't have enough to make a Jew."




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posted on 12-12-2001 @ 6:07 PM      
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Seph, of all the weird shit you've found, I think you've finally found the topper.

Is it me, or does the Bingo guy kinda look like Grumpy?

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This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 12-12-01 @ 6:11 PM
Maynard
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 9:37 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Seph...what the fuck did I just watch??? I NOW will have nightmares. Thanks fucker. And isn't it funny that Grumpy hates clowns but he's in the video?

People suck.
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ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 12-12-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
maybe that's why grumpy hates clowns



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posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:29 AM      
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FTL - you're luck you're a mod otherwise I'd ....

fuck it, I'll do it anyway....

What kind of piece of shit, sexually deprived life do you lead that would make you believe for the slightest moment that the geek in that pic looks like me? Been smoking that wacky tabacky again? The sperm build up starting to get to you there boy?

Damn, a guy can't even get go away for a few days without being tooled on. And for the record:

I LOVE CLOWNS!

They're funny people that scare small children.
So nehhh nehhh nehhh neehhhh pooo poooo on all of you.

And for the retarded and sarcasticly impaired: Go get a fucking life. It's a joke.


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Maynard
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
My new favorite website

People suck.
FollowThisLogic
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The man with the plan.
posted on 12-13-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

What kind of piece of shit, sexually deprived life do you lead that would make you believe for the slightest moment that the geek in that pic looks like me? Been smoking that wacky tabacky again? The sperm build up starting to get to you there boy?


Shit, it's fun having your candy ass around.

It's allright if you're Bingo. Bingo the Clown-o. We won't tell. :)

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