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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: The Truth about Santa | ||||
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| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:42 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01  | So I can't decide if my son still believes, or whether he is putting up a good show. He is 8 and I am a little shocked the jig isn't up. So how old were you and how did you find out? Me I was 4-5 and my older sister told me a few days before Christmas and just wrecked the whole thing for me. I was crushed. | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | I was 6 and I walked into my parents room, and I saw Santa fucking mommy. I was totally shocked that Santa was doing this. Then I realized that it was ok, because it was really the milkman dressed up as Santa. WEll, that's how I found out that there was no Santa. Although, he did bring a gift. My brother was born 9 months later. Daddy never did find out. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Santa's not real? Ohhhhh man......thanks alot Ken, ya dipshit. You just fuckin roooooined my Christmas.... :rips up the letter he was writing to Santa asking for the Howitzer and the shiney new AK47 with a clip and extra ammo for both::  Santa beefs up his security after a call from Afghanistan! | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Coicidentaly, mine has just been made a little brighter. Muahahahahhahah. C'mon I know you've been making some extra coin at the mall wearing the elf outfit. You must have seen the fake Santa in the dressing room. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 12:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Actually, I spend my time sneakin into Mrs. Claus's dressing room. Man, that old broad is hot piece of ass. Rumor has it, she's giving us elves hummers for Xmas this year. I hope she takes her dentures out. No teeth hummers = more gooder. Santa beefs up his security after a call from Afghanistan! | ||||
| LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 12:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | I was 8 when I found out from one of my mother's friends (she didn't know that I didn't know, yet). Needless to say, I was devasted. I can still see the look on my mother's face. Kind of like that wide-eyed, jaw to the floor, frozen look. Heheh  This message was edited by LunaBabe on 12-13-01 @ 12:16 PM | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 12:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: gummers rock. I got one last night, too metals sister didnt tell me about her tonsil piercing, damn that hurt.  IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 12:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I never believed in Santa. My folks told me flat-out "If you dont behave, we will not buy you toys for christmas." I guess they figured that the old "Naughty or Nice" angle would be much more effective if the person denying them gifts were the parents and not a imaginary figure. However, they did make me promise not to tell the other kids.
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| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 1:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I think I was like 5 or 6 and I recognized my mother's handwriting on the presents from santa. She tried to tell me that santa hurt his hand so she did it for him. I knew from then on. Av8er Radio [ AIM ] [ ICQ ] [ E-Mail ] | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 1:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Damn Ftard....funny how she said you didn't even flinch when she impaled you with her strap on. Go figure. See Grump, had you been accepted to elf college, you would have had your answers years ago. E-Mail Me  09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 4:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Frump sorry to roooin another thing for you, but Mrs. Claus is actualy your mom. So if you have been banging her I really feel bad for you  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 5:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | I don't know how old I was, but I found a present hidden somewhere and on Xmas morning, when that one said from Santa, I knew. But I kept the charade up cause I thought if i told my mom I knew, I wouldn't get any more presents. I am 23 and my mom still writes Santa on everything she gets me. Haha, not cause she thinks I still believe, just cause she's a tool. I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 5:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | A second grade teacher told me the week before Xmas that there is no Santa Claus, and she felt I should know because "only stupid children believe in fairy tales." What a sweetheart... Sig Pic Approved By IrishAlkey | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 5:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I had a fight with a girl in school about whether or not Santa was real. She swore he wasn't and I swore he was. A black eye for her and scratches on my face later I was sent home. My mother explained that a long time ago there was a Santa but that he was in Heaven now and that it was a parent's responsibility to carry on his tradition. She told me one day I would be a parent and would carry on the same tradition. I ended up calling her a liar and a bitch and had a huge bar of Ivory stuck in my mouth. I can still recall the feeling of soap build up behind my front teeth from how she scraped the bar against them. I was 8. A week later on christmas morning, I told my younger brother the truth about Santa. We sat at the foot of the Christmas tree, with half of our presents unwrapped crying "Why" "Why" "Who would have killed him?". lol It's funny now.  | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 5:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Santa is a useless tool. he offers no good and he hurts a child more. santa sucks "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 7:11 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | My parents had my presents under our steps in the basement. The only thing to cover them was a blanket. Not much effort on their part. -Vinny | ||||
| Lgaia | posted on 12-13-2001 @ 11:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I was pretty young when I realized the fat fuck wasn't real. There wasn't an actual person that tipped me off. I was one of those kids that saw, heard, and processed everything without asking. My parents HATED that. I kept the pretend game going for years after, because I thought it was funny to hear them at 11:00 on Christmas eve wrapping last minute gifts, my father screaming at my mother, and then my mother would tell my dad to go fuck himself. It was also funny when you could hear them smacking each other, and my mom telling him to be quiet, your going to wake up the kids. Meanwhile, I was laughing so hard I had to shove my face into the pillow. Welcome to my dysfunctional family holiday gathering. "2 feet below the surface I can still make out your wavy face and if I could just reach you maybe I could leave this place" | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 12:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | i dont remember how old i was but i know i ruined both of my lil bros childhoods by showing both of them where my parents hid the gifts, my mom was not happy bout that one bit WHATEVER BEN -----------------------------------------------  "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 12:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: what'd she do? take away you modem again? heh  This message was edited by danked on 12-14-01 @ 12:14 AM | ||||
| WNEWs GIRL i don't have a mule but i have a cock Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion CUNT ROCKETTE The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it. | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 12:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: hehehhe naw this was before modem time, but i wouldnt put it past her to punish me now for it WHATEVER BEN ----------------------------------------------- "The best lessons in life are also the most painful" Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country Keep Your Flags Flying High | ||||
| Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 3:57 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | i was about 9 i think when i figured out, but it might have been olderquote: yea my mom still writes santa on my gifts to also i kind of noticed from the handwriting when i was little, but i think i just really wanted to believe there was a santa so didn't think much of it | ||||
| HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 8:09 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I think I was 6 and some of the older kids at school told me.. Those bastards!! I was crushed, but at least I can still be happy knowing that the Easter bunny is real.... [Insert witty/profound sig line here] Warning: I will be pissed off until June 28th, 2002. HAB 11/5/80-11/20/01. IWALY. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 10:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Joooohhhh, esse meng. Since, like, when did you and me become hombres? I didn't know we wuz brodas. Dat esplains why papa is always bitchin about da bastard and shit. I could never figure out who the old man was talkin about an shit. So now I know heesssseeee! Cohelo con take it eazzzy meng! Santa beefs up his security after a call from Afghanistan! | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 10:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | i don't know when i found out about santa being fake...of course, i don' recall being overly affected by it either, so maybe i never believed. of course, my mom also still writes santa on the tags, even the ones to my dad...  | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 12:18 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!!! You have a son? and he is 8? When the fuck did that happen and I thought you we're 10 years old. As for santa, well being jewish I always thought santa was a skin head who flew by my apartment on christmas and gave me the finger. While yelling "you killed jesus, motherfucker." Then I would cry myself to sleep knowing santa doesn't love me. But I don't think it affected me any at all, look at me I turned out fine.  I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
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