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| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 2:42 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | I had a mighty unpleasant experience last night that has me wondering. I was at the house of the new guy I've been dating (I will not mention his name to protect him) and he asked me to stay over. I thought that sounded like a good idea at the time. So I go into the bathroom, and look in the medicine cabinet for mouthwash. Instead, I find Aldara -- the cream used to treat genital warts. I confront him, he says that it's his roommates'. Um, ok, then why is YOUR name on the box? He responds that his dad is a doctor, so his roommate asked him to get these prescriptions for him. It's total bullshit -- it's not his father's name as the prescribing MD, and why the hell wouldn't his father make it out in his roommate's name? So I leave, while he's swearing up, down, and sideways that he's clean and that he'll go get tested for me, blah blah. This morning I am genuinely still shocked. Why LIE? He was so obviously busted!! I always thought that most people live up to their diseases -- how many of you would lie like that? Ohh and how weak to use your screenname for prescriptions, come on how do you go to the pharmacy and ask for your prescription under the name of K1d Afrika? I mean taking it a little too far now aren't we k1d? My dad is a doctor sure, like you even know who he is.  I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 2:53 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | OK, first of all, I'm not gay. Secondly, what a thinly veiled ripoff of a Seinfeld episode this thread is. Thirdly, I love VG. :) Finally, I used your toothbrush to clean the toilet. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for. | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 2:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | guess they cant all be winners AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 2:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | fucking cheater I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 2:59 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Yeah whatever floats your boat fag boy. quote: Sad part is you watched seinfeld and I didn't, yet I am the white one here. What's wrong the Hughleys not good enough for you? quote: You're still gay, man. quote: I don't own a toofbrush. And facey you had your chance. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 3:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | Bitch I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers. | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 3:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: After seeing this, you look like a whore!!!! ::runs out crying::  Av8er Radio [ AIM ] [ ICQ ] [ E-Mail ] | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 3:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | OK... What the fuck is up with all of the petty jealousy? C'mon guys... Why can't we all just get along and fuck? I mean, really... The thought of all of you in one big sweaty pile is enough for a 2 towel squirt!!!  Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 3:19 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Yo holmes why you gots to front like dat? You had the chance to bust these drawers, but you wuz actin the fool kid.... ooh shit maybe sex with afrika does have its drawbacks. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 3:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: LMMFYBO!!! Just when I think it can't get any worse. This place amazes me. Av8er Radio [ AIM ] [ ICQ ] [ E-Mail ] | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 3:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Ooooohhhh! I'm tellin Moron!  down to the pub for a two shilling ale the bread on the counter is going stale if I don't get some fresh bread soon gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon People suck. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 3:50 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Ohh please like anyone would believe you, you've had more dicks on you, than a Nixon convention. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 3:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | WEll it was only that one night. And everyone offered me free drinks, so how could I possible turn them down? down to the pub for a two shilling ale the bread on the counter is going stale if I don't get some fresh bread soon gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon People suck. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 4:00 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: One night? You're so full of shit your eyes are turning brown. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 4:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | quote: You are still a bitch I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers. | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 4:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Awww... it's okay Facey. You still my #1 Ho.
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 4:16 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Eat Me Heathen, I fuckin saw k1d first back the fuck off or fight club will run red with your blood, bitch boy. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me! | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 4:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: yeah...only cause your beautiful sig pic says so  for a grrl in need of a tourniquet But can you save me Come on and save me If you could save me From the ranks of the freaks who suspect they could never love anyone... | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 4:59 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Hey VG how about afrika plays the part of the meat in our mod sammich? I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me! | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 5:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: im game...kid you in? for a grrl in need of a tourniquet But can you save me Come on and save me If you could save me From the ranks of the freaks who suspect they could never love anyone... | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 5:17 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: He will be, he just needs some time to get over the fact he's a fag. First he's mulatto now this, it's tough on the boy. You don't see too many mulatto fags with 3 computer screens and a paying job, that doesn't involve farm animals. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 6:20 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Although any sex act involving VG seems quite alluring, I must take a pass on any form of sexual activity that involves gonzostyle. Sorry to disappoint. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for. This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 12-14-01 @ 6:26 PM | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 6:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Yo Gonzo, what you got on my 40 niggah? Snizzle fo mah nizzle.
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| Maynard | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 6:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: BAH! Forget VG, she's a prude. At least GS puts out. down to the pub for a two shilling ale the bread on the counter is going stale if I don't get some fresh bread soon gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon People suck. | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 12-14-2001 @ 7:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Yeah, once you get over the fact that you can't have him all to yourself, the rest is groovy baby! Av8er Radio [ AIM ] [ ICQ ] [ E-Mail ] | ||||
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