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av8er
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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 5:19 PM      
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The guys talking about it on the show reminded me of a time when I was with a chick who was a "squirter". I thought the chick pissed on me, I didn't know this was possible(at the time).

Do we have any ladies here on the board who are like this? And guys, Have any of you encounter chicks like this? What did you think?




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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 5:34 PM      
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And guys, Have any of you encounter chicks like this?

GS comment?

Oh he said chicks


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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 5:44 PM      
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Hmm how do I say this, I self lubricate myself just fine without needing products. However, it's not so bad where I leave wet spots. If I ever did I would go to a doctor. Something's just not right with that. But that's my opinion.

I was with a chick once that did. It was foul. I hated it. I felt like I had a face full of puss. It was nasty. But of course I finished my "meal" and went home. Never to dine at that "establishment" again. lol




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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
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Never to dine at that "establishment" again


Did you eat the Escargot?


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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 5:58 PM      
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quote:

Did you eat the Escargot?


Had Joe Soprano lived long enough to become a Veteran, his name would be "Tequila".

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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 6:01 PM      
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Had Joe Soprano lived long enough to become a Veteran, his name would be "Tequila".


Now Sep if you knew what it means you would have thought it was funny. But since it is an inside joke I guess you dont understand it.


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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 6:04 PM      
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Now Sep if you knew what it means you would have thought it was funny. But since it is an inside joke I guess you dont understand it.


Inside Joke or not, my statement still stands.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 6:09 PM      
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Yeah, I've encountered this with my last girlfriend. At first, I was like 'what the hell was that!?' but I found out that it was somewhat normal, so I went with it. I'm not so thrilled with this amazing discharge... but I've experienced it.



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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 6:42 PM      
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Had Joe Soprano lived long enough to become a Veteran, his name would be "Tequila".



Only if half of his posts were half-sentences making fun of Brokenjaw.


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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 7:39 PM      
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Only if half of his posts were half-sentences making fun of Brokenjaw.



and a quarter was kissing ass to be a mod, and the other quarter telling evryone he is Italian.

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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 7:53 PM      
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Suffer like the rest of the world you pussy.


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That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
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posted on 12-18-2001 @ 8:13 PM      
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Suffer? nahhhhh just laughing at the whole thing.

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posted on 12-19-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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quote:

I felt like I had a face full of puss. It was nasty. But of course I finished my "meal" and went home. Never to dine at that "establishment" again.


That made me nauseous.
quote:

I was with a chick who was a "squirter".


Sure it wasn't a guy with his dick inside out?


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posted on 12-19-2001 @ 1:11 PM      
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Sure it wasn't a guy with his dick inside out?




Thinking back, "she" was kinda buff...lol




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boobookittyfuk
posted on 12-19-2001 @ 4:28 PM      
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I have never experienced it myself, but,I read that it comes from G-Spot Stimulation...

It is one of those things like, multiple orgasms.. not all women experience it.

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posted on 12-19-2001 @ 4:32 PM      
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I read that it comes from G-Spot Stimulation


Isn't that where orgasms typically come from?


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posted on 12-19-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
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NO, from your clit... the G-spot is located inside the vagina directly behind the clit... just call me the sex therapist.

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posted on 12-19-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
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Isn't that where orgasms typically come from?


i get the feeling ant isnt cutting it in the sack

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Roger
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posted on 12-19-2001 @ 5:01 PM      
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NO, from your clit


NO, you idiot. Orgasms come from anything that feels good being stimulated. A person can reach orgasm without being touched. Yes it feels nice to have your clit played with, but that's not where an orgasm originates. I don't know where a "squirt" cums from, but it happens from an orgasm I'm told. Every person is different. Men have volume when they orgasm, but every guy is different. Some women have more volume than others. I don't believe just any woman can squirt, I think its an individual thing.


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posted on 12-19-2001 @ 6:01 PM      
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just call me the sex therapist.


nahhhh nahhhhh nahhhh.....that positon is shared between "Dear Grumpy" and "Uncle Gonzo". Get in line missy. we got enough kooks around here dishin out advice for the lovelorn, viagra poppin, prematuring shooting, dog rapin, NAMBLA Member retards.


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posted on 12-19-2001 @ 6:46 PM      
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Some ancient cultures depicted what seems to be female ejaculation in their artworks, but despite some historical evidence documenting female ejaculation in the past, medicine has in the main attributed the expulsion of fluids by females to “poor bladder control” or “urinary incontinence”. Others thought that the expulsion of fluid was the result of excess vaginal secretions. Research in the last few decades has shown both these suggestions to be incorrect and that in fact nearly half of all women can experience ejaculation either through self stimulation or sexual activity with a partner.

To the women that ejaculated, it was all a mystery. Whilst female ejaculation was generally thought to occur at the time of orgasm, it can in fact occur in the lead up to orgasm as well. In fact, female ejaculation can occur at any time during sexual arousal.

Whilst female ejaculation is the common expression, ejaculation is perhaps the wrong word for it. Whilst some women report a “gushing” or “squirting”, others say the liquid is expelled with little force, in fact some called it a “dribble”. Amounts can vary; anything from a few drops to a cupful can be the result. Tales of “gushing female orgasms” are probably a little off the mark but there is no doubt that some women ejaculate both copiously and with great force.

When female ejaculation occurs, the consensus is that it comes from the urethra and not the vagina. As we learnt previously, the g spot surrounds the urethra and is composed of tissue very similar to the male prostate gland. Researchers say it is this paraurethral tissue that produces the ejaculate. Consequently, the description of the g spot as the female prostate is probably not that far off the truth!

The ejaculate itself is surprisingly similar to male ejaculatory fluid. It is this fluid in men that carries the sperm and together make up the male ejaculate - semen. There is some agreement on the make up of female ejaculate. A liquid very simlilar to male prostate fluid is certainly in evidence in female ejaculate but there is often a significant quantity of other fluid - either from the bladder or urethra as well. It seems that both the quantity of ejaculate differs between women as does the make-up of the ejaculate. After repeated tests, one thing is certain, it is definitely not urine.
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posted on 12-19-2001 @ 6:53 PM      
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so many words....head hurts... pictures Lgaia saying them.... pain receding....

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posted on 12-19-2001 @ 6:59 PM      
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nahhhh nahhhhh nahhhh.....that positon is shared between "Dear Grumpy" and "Uncle Gonzo".



Grumpy, being as short as Dr. Ruth does not make you an expert.

And Uncle Gonzo's philosophy could be summed up as "Fuck anything that has or recently had a pulse".

Roger
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posted on 12-19-2001 @ 7:03 PM      
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quote:

it is definitely not urine


That was my guess, guess I was wrong.
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medicine has in the main attributed;Whilst female ejaculation;As we learnt previously


How old is this article?


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Lgaia
posted on 12-19-2001 @ 7:05 PM      
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Would you like me to send you a book on tape spoken/read by me Arpi?;)


EDIT:: Roger, I went back, and the date is 2000, but that might have just been when the page was done...."Whilst"
"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"

This message was edited by Lgaia on 12-19-01 @ 7:10 PM


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