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Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 7:58 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	The Tequila-Slackjaw Collection Agency Does someone you know owe you a large sum of money and just doesn't seem to want to pay? Do you need to teach someone a lesson about that dangers of gambling with money they don't have? call the Tequila Slackjaw Collection Agency, we guarantee that if we don't get your money, someone will have a nice stay at the county hospital LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 8:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	It's amazing how much dust a little .44 caliber persuasion will knock off a wallet. Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now!

Lord Magus I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 8:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	There was this hispanic fellah collecting cover charges at a party I went to last weekend, along with a balding fellah... they promised me a cut of what they were taking off the top as long as i didn't inform the person they were collecting for.. I haven't seen my cut yet, and would Like to hire the Tequila/Slackjaw collection agency to beat the piss out of them... No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 8:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: call the Tequila Slackjaw Collection Agency a phone number would be helpful AIM \| E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" Despite all my RAGE, i am still just a rat in a cage.

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 8:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Hey, sorry about that, the ad agency was a little busy with a shakedown. 1-555-438-5668 Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now!

onehung lo434	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 8:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: call the Tequila Slackjaw Collection Agency The #'s probably disconnected from nonpayment lol

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 8:11 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: 1-555-438-5668 once again thats 1-555-GET-LOOT LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 8:20 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	one of you two wanna pay a visit to my landlord??? then maybe you could shake down some of the juvenile delinquents who like to hang around my doorstep, i'll make it worth your while :) ;) "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: [email protected]

Kid Afrika	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 8:20 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: .44 caliber a .44 calibur might be more imposing. but even then, if caterpillar lip is holding it, I ain't shakin'. :) *ain't it embarassing when you make a typo while correcting someone? This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 12-21-01 @ 8:31 PM

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 8:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	back off snuggles :) Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now!

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 8:40 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	No I will not give you the $20. Fuck off. You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done?

TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 8:49 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	caliber (kl-br) n. Abbr. cal. The diameter of the inside of a round cylinder, such as a tube. The diameter of the bore of a firearm, usually shown in hundredths or thousandths of an inch and expressed in writing or print in terms of a decimal fraction:.45 caliber. The diameter of a large projectile, such as an artillery shell, measured in millimeters or in inches. Degree of worth; quality: a school of high caliber; an executive of low caliber. Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 8:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: No entry found for calibur in the dictionary. You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done?

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 8:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Gooch..... I love you man :) And Sleeper, just for that, I'm gonna knock the juice on your current debt down to 5% :) Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now!

TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 8:56 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Hmmm...maybe we should check the ebonics translator: what iz da caliber o' dis here gat? w0rd! Hmm...still the same spelling Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself. This message was edited by TheGooch on 12-21-01 @ 9:06 PM

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 9:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: 411 = I need information 5-0 = police 5-0 = run like hell areous = area aw-ite = acknowledged axe = to ask ball out = leave be = are befo = before bemah = automotive vehicle manufactured by the B.M.W. considered to be very suave amongst a group of homies bent = wasted B.M.W. = Black Man Working or Black Man's Wheels bo jangling = not paying attention, or being stupid bomb = something that is considered popular or visuially pleasing boo = close friend booty = buttox boyz = gang friends brick = see phat Brurva = An male acquittance buck wild = really crazy bud = marijuana buggin' = actions in a mannar which is considered to be not socially acceptable in a group of homies bumping = it is to my likeing bust out = to leave busta white = a person who hangs around with but is not wanted busta cap = shoot a gun fire a bullet busta move = to act quickly cent = cents cakes = buttox cap = bullet Cavy Sack = A bag of Marijuana chillin = Relaxing chronic = marijuana curb job = a retaliatory attack consisting of a thrust of the dental cavity of a adversarial gang member onto the cement confine barrier of a road cold-lampin' = relaxing or hanging out cop-blockin' = interfering in one's relations cream = money, riches, valueables crib = place of residence curried = Talked about in an unfriendly manor da shit = marijuana dime = bag of mixed illegal drugs, usually worth monitary exchage units in a factor ten dimesack = bag of mixed illegal drugs, usually worth monitary exchage units in a factor ten dimebag = bag of mixed illegal drugs, usually worth monitary exchage units in a factor ten dog = worn out, bad, terrible, in bad shape Ebonics = ebony and phonics ebony = black dis = that, or too harass fitty = fifty flava = means flavor fly = tight (see tight) or neat fly gangster shit = going to fight folks = police foo = fool fronting = attempting to start a quarrel G = acquaintance ganja = marijuana grown in Jamaica or the flower of a marijuana plant gank = to steal or take from someone or something gat = gun (I'm gonna) gat yo' ass = You areangering me and I may become violent if you do not cease your actions Haps in da hood = What's going on in the neighborhood he be = he does hella thick =(refers to women) cute or fine ho = woman who engages in sexual activity for a money sum homey = friend hood = neighborhood hoodrat = scummy girl It's on = You and me are about to engage in a violent confrontation jet = leave jigga = acquaintance Jo = acquaintance, or it can be used as a greeting such as yo or what's up jocking my style = messing with me or copying me in an attempt to be cool like me Joe Roller = police jonx = means everything yet nothing at the same time, or my things, belongings Kicking = Pleasing,(usually refered to music or a particular song) kicks = shoes lutchie = money Lunchin = To act in a rather uncontrollable manner mary jane = marijuana mo = more moo = Move my bad = my mistake na = no, dissagreement nah = no, dissagreement nick = bag of mixed illegal drugs, usually worth monitary exchage units in a factor five nickelbag = bag of mixed illegal drugs, usually worth monitary exchage units in a factor five nine = 9mm gun outy = bye Packing a piece = packing a gun peace out = Good bye Peeps = people, friend (see homie) phat = looks good Piece = Gun player = someone who disses all his ho's po = lacking in money Polece = Police Po Po = Police refer = marijuana regulate = to force a person to accept something which he or she does not want, agree, or wish to accept rhymes = lyrics rise up foo = bring it on or get out of my chair roll out = to leave rollen deep = good connection Sack = a plastic bag containing an illegal or controlled substance Schooled ya = To bask in the glory of a victory wone in a competive enviroment scrap = A violent confrentation between two brothers shiiee = shit shiiee ( your name) = What are you? Crazy? shorty = an atractive female sippinn' my forty = getting piss drunk skeets = to move at a high speed sku me = excuse me snaps = money sup = abbreviation for what's up I gonna Steal you = I am plaining to punch you (Stole past tense) steping = when a person or several people start to engage in a violent confrontation between another person, or people straight = fine, okay Strapped = In possession of a gun stupposedly = supposedly That's the bomb = that is very pleasing to me the man = law enforcement officer or a player tha shiznit = the best or a very potient herb thug = hard core gangster tight = pleasing to the eye, not loose triping = the begings of what could lead to a violent confrontation between two beings try-fo-lin = that's stupid or lacking significance wack = not to my likeing what tha dilly yo? = what is going on? whats up? = hi, how are you word up = got that straight, thats right or how's it going yayo = money Yo! = yeah? what is it? what do you want? You got beef? = are you provoking me to engage into a violent confrontation? Young = friend Nope, not in there either You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done?

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 9:05 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	OK sleeper after posting that the juice is only 2.5% That is fucking funny LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 9:08 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: That is fucking funny i second that AIM \| E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" Despite all my RAGE, i am still just a rat in a cage.

TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 9:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Kid Afrika, ya need ta git yourself uh dictionary, muh ma fuckin main nig Don't make me come ovah there bitch... Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 9:17 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: 1-555-438-5669 : thats 1-555-GET-LOOT How long did you sit there and stare at your phone with a pad & paper scribbling out little phrases before you figured that out? I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 9:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: OK sleeper after posting that the juice is only 2.5% Boy, you guys are easy. I'm still not paying though. You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying What the fuck have you done? This message was edited by The Sleeper on 12-21-01 @ 9:20 PM

Lord Magus I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 9:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Don't listen to these two... their service is a crock!! I hired them earlier in this thread.. and they still haven't made the two men who owe me money suffer!! No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"

TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 9:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I think Tequila's funneling the money over to Mexico so he can bring in his whole family. Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 9:48 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: I hired them earlier in this thread.. and they still haven't made the two men who owe me money suffer!! What are you talking about. You asked us to beat up 2 fictional people LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

Kid Afrika	posted on 12-21-2001 @ 9:53 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Look you fags, I admitted already that I was wrong. but hey, on the upside, you've all increased your post count by 1. TOOLS! :) This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 12-21-01 @ 9:56 PM

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