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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 7:18 AM      
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Any other guys shave their saks? I figure I can't bitch about a girl having an earth momma muff if I'm sprouting the enchanted forrest down there myself (with quite the large tree stump).




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 8:07 AM      
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Shouldn't this be a continuation of the unofficial IrishAlkey "FU to my {insert body part here}" thread?



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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 8:13 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

with quite the large tree stump


AHAHAHAHAH...AHAahheeeh..uhhhh..

Naturally hairless luggage....
I'm going back to bed...



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GonzoStyle
posted on 12-22-2001 @ 10:56 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

(with quite the large tree stump).



Yeah it's true what they say about guys with big ears... or ear atleast. I can't even fit it all in my mouth and I get it halfway down my throat.

I only shave my pubes so my dick looks bigger, that's why I like kids and guys with small hands as well.

Plus it helps so I don't pull my hair when I masturbate.




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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 11:25 AM      
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yeah , i shave, whats it to you?

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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
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Great, Alkey is turning into RonRedDog without the man-tits.


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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Alkey is turning into RonRedDog



No there are differences.

Alkey doesn't drive an I-roc or smell like paco roban crawled up his ass and died.

Plus alkey doesn't "protect" the women, he actually does fuck them, lol.




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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
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quote:

Great, Alkey is turning into RonRedDog without the man-tits.

If alkey gets a tattoo of an MS paint portrait of himself with the big ear, then we'll start to worry.


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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
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Also, Alkey doesnt advertise for the bi-weekly Cigar smoking convention, thats always a plus.

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This message was edited by Sephiroth on 12-22-01 @ 1:22 PM

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

(with quite the large tree stump)
And yet you wrote in your sig pic "I make up for my small penis with a large post count". So which is it? Don't make me and Gonzo have to hold you down and find out for ourselves at the next party.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-22-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

me and Gonzo have to hold you down and find out for ourselves at the next party.



You musta missed my post already, lol.

I told you it's huge, when I suck his horsecock I have to get on all fours otherwise he may penetrate through the back of my fuckin skull.




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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 5:42 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Well, this turned out nice.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
PatCooper
posted on 12-22-2001 @ 5:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Well, this turned out nice.


Oh dont act like you didn't see it coming.


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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 5:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Well, this turned out nice.

Where you expecting somebody to stop by your house and shave your hairy nuts?


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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 5:55 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Where you expecting somebody to stop by your house and shave your hairy nuts?


You're a pathetic typer lately, also.

And, is that such an unreasonable request?





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Shelle Bink
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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 7:36 PM      
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::gets razor::

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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 7:44 PM      
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um alkey, try a search next time, this topic's been done to death asshole...fukin newbie

oh, and if you want my tongue anywhere near your balls you better shave them.



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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 9:23 PM      
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quote:

Don't make me and Gonzo have to hold you down and find out for ourselves at the next party.


i can't wait for the next party!!!

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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 10:29 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I don't mind either way. But any guy I encountered with it all shaved said the same thing Gonzo said, he did it cause it makes him look bigger.



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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 10:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I do it because it reminds me of this time when i was in the showers at Boy Scout Camp.....Oops said to much....


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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 10:51 PM      
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quote:

Well, this turned out nice.



Usually, threads become distinctly homosexual/pedophiliac around the third post. Since your original one was already quite gay, you threw the natural board course off, thus resulting in this cluster fuck.

Or maybe the topic was just lacking.

But it's still hanging around, so I grudgingly congratulate you. ;-)


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posted on 12-22-2001 @ 10:52 PM      
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quote:

I do it because it reminds me of this time when i was in the showers at Boy Scout Camp.....Oops said to much....


When DON'T you say too much? :)

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posted on 12-23-2001 @ 1:44 AM      
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posted on 12-23-2001 @ 1:56 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

RapeFantasizer said:
any guy I encountered with it all shaved said the same thing


One hundred fifty three thousand, three hundred and three men all said the same thing, huh...



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posted on 12-23-2001 @ 5:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

I don't mind either way. But any guy I encountered with it all shaved said the same thing Gonzo said, he did it cause it makes him look bigger

I have made no such remark, i was big even with fuzziness, how dare you make such a blatent and stereotypical response. I am truly offended, you're gonna hurt bitch.(hehe in the good way)
:)


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This message was edited by crack hitler on 12-23-01 @ 5:37 AM


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