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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Attempted Suicide? | ||||
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| HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 7:55 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | Well, it's the Christmas season and yahoos are already flooding my hospital that tried to kill themselves and failed. And as a lowly Clinical Assistant, it is my job to watch them and record what they do every 15 minutes. Ultimately, i'm forced into conversing with these fuckin' people.. So, since I will likely see quite a few tonight what the hell am i supposed to tell them? Do i talk them out of trying again? Or should I just suggest better ways of doing it? [Insert witty/profound sig line here] Warning: I will be pissed off until June 28th, 2002. HAB 11/5/80-11/20/01. IWALY. | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 8:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Tell them that they even suck at dying. That ought to cheer them up. Do you do you like dreaming of things so impossible? Or only the practical or ever the wild, Wading through all your bad, bad days just to end them with someone you care about. | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 8:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Dr. Kevorkian, white courtesy phone.... AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 8:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | my stance is to ask them, in this exact phrasing, "you ATTEMTED sucide?what kind of a retard cant die when he tries to?you, my freind, are the bottom of the evolutionary ladder, and you really should go out and kill yourself.come on, try harder.i'm sure you'll get it right.shotgun in the mouth, or maybe try jumping off the roof.it'll work eventually.now dont come back without a tarp over your face" that'll make them feel all warm and fuzzy inside(internal bleeding)  | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 8:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | 1) if it's just an attempt you're a failure 2) the world will just keep getting worse and worse 3) don't take others with you and if you do remember I like you champ and 4) OA.com is just a multi-million dollar enterprise for Froy  "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 8:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | yea, what alkey said This message was edited by The Sleeper on 12-24-01 @ 8:47 PM | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 8:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Here's a thought, try and get them some help. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 8:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | But that isn't fun Alkey "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 8:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Welcome our newest board mind-reader, Sleeper. How the hell did you do that? | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 9:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | He edited it 3 minutes after your post. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style | ||||
| Noellevious Teh cute. Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible. | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 9:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | Show them Better Off Dead. Maybe seeing their kind represented in Hollywood will give them hope for the future. And if that fails, what Alkey said.  One Nation...Indivisible. NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all. I could never turn my back away. 11. 2. 01. | ||||
| NJ Panther | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 10:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: You beat me to it..... But get them help.....  "Here we see the Enola Gay, rolling down the tarmac with death in her belly." | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Yeah, and why don't we tell all the smokers to just stop lighting up...right I think you should just try to keep them away from pointy things until the psych guys arrive. Then it's their job to keep them away from pointy things until the Prozac kicks in (or Wellbutrin or Lithium or whatever flavor they decide to give them) Merry Christmas Movie House  "I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." - Rodney Dangerfield | ||||
| HydratedPeach So... how did you get your spiffy new status? Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: "And dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know. Really!"  | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | How about playing them Vos' routine and telling them it's the same jokes from 20 years ago? "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style | ||||
| squidink | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Help them out, and DO IT FOR THEM | ||||
| NASA | posted on 12-24-2001 @ 11:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Tell them to do what they think is right. If they think suicide is the way to go, they're bound to get it right one of these days. GodBlessAmerica. New York State Twatto -- "Hey, you never know." | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 12:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Whip out your picture of Sandy Kane and ask them who has the WORSE problem.....nuff said ;) | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 1:34 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Yeah, what Alkey said. don't open your eyes take it from me I have found you can find happiness in slavery | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 1:57 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Yeah, what Maynard said. | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 3:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Wow 19 replies and not one uni reference. I am disappointed in you all.  Resident Board Socialist IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 2:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Tell them to go crush thier skulls. There...better? ;) "I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." - Rodney Dangerfield | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 3:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: If I made a virgin comment, everyone wouldn't get it coz I said it.  Do I Hear The Jingling Of Dog Tags? | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 5:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: If you made a comment about your virginity it would have to harken back to your days in the womb. Resident Board Socialist IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| HummerLovin I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night | posted on 12-25-2001 @ 6:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Thanks for all of the excellent advice kids.. Unfortunately, i didn't see ANY attempted suicides... Just a guy that got his hand cut off by a machete (sp?) and a douchebag that tried to break into someone's house this morning and got a beat down from Suffolk County's finest... (finest... fattest... whatever) [Insert witty/profound sig line here] Warning: I will be pissed off until June 28th, 2002. HAB 11/5/80-11/20/01. IWALY. | ||||
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