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Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 10:00 AM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	Hey all, wanna see my kid?? Enjoy! http://www.angelfire.com/stars2/MyAngelBabyDavid/page7.html I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!

Sloatsburgh	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 10:02 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	How thoughtful of you that you care so much for society that you thought that the next generation would benefit with a sprinkling of your genes in the pool. She tastes like a gyro. I loathe the Froy. Sloats Burgh Buddy .

Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone.	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 10:04 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Holy shit!!! You sick mother f-er!!! (by the way, he's beautiful) Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it. Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 10:06 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Holy shit Howie, I'm all choked up! You suck, I didn't even know you were pregnant. Who's the lucky guy? That is one fine looking baby. (BTW, what did you do with the afterbirth?)

JIMMYSNUKA	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 10:08 AM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00	VERY NICE! So CBH do you have any leftovers....I have this new Crazy Straw I want to try out.

Sephiroth	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 10:25 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Awww... that's so sweet. Have any wallet-sized pics of him I can keep? Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade. AIM \| E-MAIL \| 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Maynard	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 10:26 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	God I'm sooo wet right now. I used to love her But I had to kill her She bitched so much, She drove me nuts And now I'm happier this way I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 10:41 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Hey Howie, is Snuka's the dead-kid's godfather???? Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.

Lord Magus I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 11:44 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	looks just like his dad!! No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"

NASA	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 11:48 AM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01	I'm sure those photos would be a double bonus for Norton. J - E - T - S, Jets Jets Jets. Home of the Refuse-To-Win Offense. New York State Twatto -- "Hey, you never know." GodBlessAmerica.

SweetAngel	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:02 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	Am I the only one who's really disturbed by this? I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter

njstrawberry	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	No. Happy Holidays!

TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	That's the point, my dear. If you see a thread by Snuka and CBH, know that you will be disturbed or offended. And, yet you will find yourself still hitting it to view it, in a sick demented fascination, only to groan at the horrible stuff that lies within...like piercing a giant puss-ridden pimple on your nose, and having the filth spill onto your shirt. You knew it would portend badly to pop it, yet you do it anyway. Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time... Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:10 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Awww.. how cute he obviously takes after his mother... Frumpy's Mom.... I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

JIMMYSNUKA	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:13 PM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00	Ya know sweet....im really disturbed by this as well. I mean....who cant be hungry when thinking of sticking an apple in the little bastards mouth and sticking him in a jew oven and serving him for easter dinner.

Metalfan	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Snuka, is he kosher though? I mean the only way that could happen is if Howie impaled you with his hebrew national strap-on, and the little bastard wasn't wearing a star of david......anyway, need a scalpel to cut his mouth open for the apple? E-Mail Me 09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.

JIMMYSNUKA	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:26 PM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00	Hey Metal..hows it be goin bro. Nahh no scalpel needed. There is a rusty spoon somewhere around here....if you keep jabbing the corners of his mouth they will split open like an over-ripened bananna. Then shove the apple in. You may wanna shove your baby boinker in first though....just be sure to hold the mouth shut for a nice tight fit on it.

Metalfan	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:37 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	quote: You may wanna shove your baby boinker in first though....just be sure to hold the mouth shut for a nice tight fit on it. Is that from your up-coming "How-to" book Snuk?? Damn, I knew I was missing a vital step...you know what else I learned...you need to tie the jaw shut with string like a new baseball mitt...the little mistake's jaw is too soft and mushy at first and needs to be fitted...in Howie's case, that step doesn't matter. Have you tried putting a potato in the other end? Works just like the fry warmers at BK or McD's, plus it comes out coated in ooze....yum! E-Mail Me 09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 1:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: The guy who overslept 'til Sunday wrote: looks just like his dad!! What? You think I would forget? AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think? This message was edited by SLASH on 12-31-01 @ 1:03 PM

SweetAngel	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 1:51 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	To be truthful, the pics on the site disturbed me, but all the posts made me laugh. quote: like piercing a giant puss-ridden pimple on your nose, and having the filth spill onto your shirt. You knew it would portend badly to pop it, yet you do it anyway. What a beautiful, yet gross analogy, Gooch. Mind if I use it sometime? ;) I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter

Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 2:14 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	Hey come on now people, just because my son looks like a peeled, boiled sweet potato doesn't give anyone the right to pick on him..lol!! It was really hard in the baby store shopping for clothes trying to find something that fits a "Decomposing"! Leave it to friggin Snuka to come over and get a Hard-On while holding little "Spud", not to be outdone, he went and dropped him and the dog got my little pride and joy! It took us 3 hours to retrieve his little beef-jerky gnawded body out from under the trailer. So, if anyone needs some baby clothes that only slightly smell of death, gimme a hollar! I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!

JIMMYSNUKA	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 2:35 PM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00	One thing i forgot CBH. When your "kid" was still in the womb. Its nice to actually get a blow job from the fetus as your violating your mates tripe tunnel. WHATTA FEELING. That could be a reason all my kids come out looking like a special effect and the brain of a fucking cucumber.

Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!!	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 3:14 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	LMAO....and their forehead's all dented up with impressions of your pisshole! Yeah, it can get messy when you're down there plunging away in that stewy rats nest! Hell, if enough of my demon spawn croak on entry into this world, i'll soon have enough to pile up and support that one section of the trailer that's sagging..lol!! I'm a Complete Festering Mess!!

JIMMYSNUKA	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 3:20 PM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00	If enough of your demon seeds croak and you can strap them onto Grumps mom when she makes her daily trek to my rape cave i may never leave ever again.

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 12-31-2001 @ 3:33 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I'm sure those photos would be a double bonus for Norton. The answer is really "who the fuck cares?" Now you know. When CBH a/k/a "The Legend" posts, keep away. As for me, I love when he posts because I can update my dictionary. lol Faggit.

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