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crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 4:37 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	well, since slash is slacking off, i thought i'd take the liberty of posting this. ok, i just wanted to use those squiggly things. well, maybe i have a bit of selfish motivation too. so, happy birthday to the following: 1/3/71 Sloatsburgh 1/4/82 brodieman 1/5/73 Jennitalia 1/7/81 Lent 1/8 QuickStop 1/10 Shot Girl 1/10 Tequila 1/12/76 crack hitler 1/14 Katya_ann 1/23/66 LunaBabe 1/27 o&aswallow 1/30/75 MaynardGKrebs 1/31/72 slackjaw 1/31/76 crx girl any new years babies on the board? "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: [email protected]

Sephiroth	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 4:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: 1/3/71 Sloatsburgh 1/4/82 brodieman 1/5/73 Jennitalia 1/7/81 Lent 1/8 QuickStop 1/10 Shot Girl 1/10 Tequila 1/14 Katya_ann 1/23/66 LunaBabe 1/27 o&aswallow 1/30/75 MaynardGKrebs 1/31/72 slackjaw .....Yup. Looks complete to me. Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade. AIM \| E-MAIL \| 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 4:42 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: 1/30/75 MaynardGKrebs didnt know he was actually birthed. thought he was the by-product of a manure truck and a hearse colliding on a freeway Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! AIM- Arpikarhu

GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL.	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 4:42 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: 1/27 o&aswallow hmmmm why isnt the year listed??? Heartbreaker you've got the best of me But I just keep on comin' back incessantly Oh why did you have to run your game on me I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

Sean C0ld	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 4:46 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	because trish didn't want to have to type BC next to it is all. And FU trish for forgetting Thy God's Birthday!

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 4:50 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: hmmmm why isnt the year listed??? Because we don't celebrate the birthdays of the living dead. I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Maynard	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 5:09 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	It's all about me motherfuckers! ME ME ME ME ME! I used to love her But I had to kill her She bitched so much, She drove me nuts And now I'm happier this way I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 5:18 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Thy God's Birthday! Hmmm, I didn't know that Upuauat 'The Dark God of War' celebrated his Birthday in January. I will send out a card first thing tomorrow. Thanks! AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think? This message was edited by SLASH on 1-1-02 @ 5:22 PM

bluetarp	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 5:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	01/07/66

LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 6:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	quote: It's all about me motherfuckers! ME ME ME ME ME! No, No! It's all about ME! what was I thinking when I put the year of birth in there?

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 7:17 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	quote: 1/7/81 Lent Thanks! Now i expect 15 virgins and a case of beer on my front step by monday! Bwuhahhaha! Email - AIM:roweLENTless2001

Maynard	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 7:20 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: 15 virgins Why do you want to spend your birthday with a bunch of guys like Unicron? I used to love her But I had to kill her She bitched so much, She drove me nuts And now I'm happier this way I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

PatCooper	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 7:21 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	1/29/73 E-Mail Me

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 7:27 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	quote: Now i expect 15 virgins Hey, if Lent buys that Britney's a virgin maybe we can convince him that Shelle is "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Tuesday January 1 2001, CBS: Jag (R), Guardian (R)...NBC: Fear Factor (R), Frasier (R), SCrubs (R)...FOX: 70s, Malcolm, Brnie, Grounded (all R)...ABC: Fiesta Bowl, Sugar Bowl...UPN: Buffy (R), Roswell (new)...WB: Gilmore Girls (2 hour, R)...ABC Family- Alias marathon...Oz Season Premiere 10 pm HBO SUNDAY the 6th "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 7:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: 1/8 QuickStop yay AIM \| E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" Despite all my RAGE, i am still just a rat in a cage.

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 7:49 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: 1/4/82 brodieman 1/8 QuickStop coincidence, or conspiaracy?quickstop showed up around when brodie was banned, and he has once before mentioned he tried to get that name....hmmmmm GO BIG BLUE! This is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 7:50 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	quote: Hey, if Lent buys that Britney's a virgin maybe we can convince him that Shelle is ROTLALMAO! Maybe Shelle will count 15 times. Email - AIM:roweLENTless2001

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 8:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: 1/4/82 brodieman 1/8 QuickStop -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- coincidence, or conspiaracy?quickstop showed up around when brodie was banned, and he has once before mentioned he tried to get that name....hmmmmm oh no, they're on to me (i was around for about a month before he was banned) AIM \| E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" Despite all my RAGE, i am still just a rat in a cage.

Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.	posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:39 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01	quote: 1/3/71 Sloatsburgh 1/4/82 brodieman --banned 1/5/73 Jennitalia --rf.net 1/07/66 blue tarp 1/7/81 Lent 1/8 QuickStop 1/10 Shot Girl 1/10 Tequila 1/12/76 crack hitler 1/14 Katya_ann 1/23/66 LunaBabe 1/27 o&aswallow 1/29/73 Pat Cooper 1/31/72 slackjaw 1/31/76 crx girl HAPPY BIRTHDAYS quote: Hey, if Lent buys that Britney's a virgin maybe we can convince him that Shelle is What is a "vir-gin"? quote: ROTLALMAO! Maybe Shelle will count 15 times. 16 Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting. Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light. "I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 12:11 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	first of all, eat me seph :) and as for ommissions, i took the list from antses most updated posting here if you're not on the list and you have a birthday, feel free to let us know, sean, got something to say? "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: [email protected]

katya_ann That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 4:22 AM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01	Half of me's glad you remembered, the other half is pissed that I'll never have "teen" in my age again. Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ When I am hungry do I not eat and when I get a nail driven into the back of my skull because the older kids thought it would be fun to shoot me with a nailgun, do I not scream? -- William T Bash

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 4:41 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Here, I removed our banned buddy Brodieman and added our late entries... 1/3/71 Sloatsburgh 1/5/73 Jennitalia 1/7/66 bluetarp 1/7/81 Lent 1/8 QuickStop 1/10 Shot Girl 1/10 Tequila 1/12/76 crack hitler 1/14 Katya_ann 1/23/66 LunaBabe 1/27/B.C. o&aswallow 1/29/73 PatCooper 1/30/75 Maynard 1/31/72 slackjaw 1/31/76 crx girl *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 1-2-02 @ 11:54 PM

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:20 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	SLOATS! you sick and twisted fuck! happy birthday, and check your stinking email! :) edit that...... just IM me when you get a chance, I'll gladly explain :) Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now! AIM This message was edited by slackjaw on 1-3-02 @ 12:28 AM

Maynard	posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:32 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	Good twat. I fucking hate you too. I'm fucking glad you deleted my name from your list. Just goes to show your the typical petty bullshit that goes on around here. Get over yourselves people. I Well he never bleeds and he never fucks And he never leaves 'cause he's got bad luck. Well he never eats and he never rusts And he never sleeps 'cause he's got bad luck I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:53 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	what's the matter Maynard? Not feeling the love? Quit your bitching Nancy! :) Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now! AIM