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Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 2:00 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Yes, another party to further enhance separation, cliques, and inside jokes. Join me in the celebration of my long-awaited graduation from college... WHEN: Saturday, January 26, 2002 (9pm until whenever they kick us out) WHERE: Crazy Moose Saloon 40-05 Bell Blvd. Bayside, Queens (718)224-0690 * Gifts aren't necessary, but feel free to buy me a drink or ten. * Just to let you know, they have bands there every weekend, so there might be a small cover charge to get in (no, the money doesn't go to me, I'm not Tequila ;-)). If you've never been there, it's very easy to get to by train or car. The Bayside train station is about a block away on 213th St. and 41st Ave, just west of the bar. If you're driving, Bell Blvd. is off of Northern Blvd., which can be reached by the Cross Island Parkway or Clearview Expressway. If you need directions, E-Mail Me. Oh, and just to warn everyone... IrishAlkey will be there (but please try not to let that stop you from coming). *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 2:04 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Are moderators invited? ::crosses fingers:: Please say yes ::crosses fingers:: AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 2:07 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Oh, and just to warn everyone... IrishAlkey will be there (but please try not to let that stop you from coming). Well, unless they actually go into the hotel room where me and your g/f will be "celebrating" your graduation, they won't actually have to see me. And yes, I AM FURTHER CHOOSING TO DISTANCE MYSELF FROM THE BOARD AND IT'S MEMBERS BY ATTENDING A FRIEND'S PARTY. THANK YOU! FROY, THE CHECK'S IN THE MAIL. I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

sykopathchik Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment. N	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 2:09 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	Wow ive been soo BuZy i havent Opened this Board Up in a whilE and LooKie herE and drinking eveNT at a slaming baR shiiT that pLacE is GoooD on the weekends .. if your bord theres only like 7 more on that striP lol .. Im in baybe pants couNt me iN .. beLL is my weekeley hang out a sat will be doPe ... i blive the cover is like 5 $ on sats not too sure but i know theres a band and a dJ... Ill tell miss kERry and ma C I wiLL be therE fur sure . ce ya there and congrateS !

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 2:21 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Are moderators invited? ::crosses fingers:: Please say yes ::crosses fingers:: Well, you're the only one who shows up to every event, so of course you're invited. quote: Well, unless they actually go into the hotel room where me and your g/f will be "celebrating" your graduation, they won't actually have to see me. Nigga please. I've been with her for 6 years, you'll be "throwing a crowbar down an empty hallway". (Oh sorry, I thought this was the quotes thread). quote: And yes, I AM FURTHER CHOOSING TO DISTANCE MYSELF FROM THE BOARD AND IT'S MEMBERS BY ATTENDING A FRIEND'S PARTY. Hey, I never said you were my friend, scumbag. I just use you for the sex. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 1-12-02 @ 3:03 AM

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 2:24 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	HeLlooOO SyKO..... Your sig pic is close to 103kb in file size. It needs to be reduced to 30kb or less in size. Please remove it 'til it conforms with board policy Thanks :) AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think? This message was edited by SLASH on 1-2-02 @ 2:38 AM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 2:25 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Hey, I never said you were my friend, scumbag. I just use you for the sex. Tis' better to be used than forgotten... I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Maynard	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 2:44 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	I'll come if I can fuck your girlfriend. I used to love her But I had to kill her She bitched so much, She drove me nuts And now I'm happier this way I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 2:55 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	MayNERD, your sig pic is 47kb. You need to reduce your sig as well to no more than 30kb.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 2:58 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Gimmick thief! I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 2:59 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: I'll come if I can fuck your girlfriend. As long as you use protection. I don't need any little dog fuckers running around sucking dick for coke like their daddy. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 3:06 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	Slash has a goofy oversized hat on. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Wednesday January 2nd, 2002...CBS: 60 Minutes II, Lucy 50th Anniversary...NBC: West Wing (R), West Wing(R), L&O(R)...FOX: 70s Show (R), Grounded, Bernie, Titus (all new), ABC: Orange Bowel...UPN: Enterprise, SU2...WB: Dawson's Creek (2 hrs repeat)... ...Oz Season Premiere 10 pm HBO SUNDAY the 6th "and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 3:07 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: As long as you use protection. I don't need any little dog fuckers running around sucking dick for coke like their daddy. "Will blow lines of coke off your dogs back while fucking it in the ass, which he received from sucking your dick?" I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 3:10 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: "Will blow lines of coke off your dogs back while fucking it in the ass, which he received from sucking your dick?" Don't forget, he also sucks moose cock, according to that novel of a status of his. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 3:12 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Don't forget, he also sucks moose cock, according to that novel of a status of his. Jesus baby-raping Christ, there must be "wanted" posters of him tacked on every tree at the zoo! I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone.	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 3:40 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	I'm afraid to post my sig...

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 4:44 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	well, as of right now, i think i can come. do you know if there's a subway line nearby? or is that what you mean by trainstation? if not, does someone wanna pick me up? i live in queens so it can't be too far out of the way, i might even let you sleep on my floor with the cats and rats and water :) "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: [email protected]

njstrawberry	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 1:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	We maaaaaaaay just be here but I warn you I am bringing a tape recording device of some sort. Maybe I'll stick it in Alkey's ear so no one sees it. LOL Anyhoo, congrats Ants! And Tracy, Tony will fix your sig since he's the one that made it for you hun. Happy Holidays!

RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 1:38 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	You know I wouldn't miss this. I will certainly be there, and buying you drinks. And Trish, you know I will drive you, anything to sleep at your house. :) I LOVE THE MORON

Ree Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 2:50 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01	[Op] Do you think I care about your life? [/Op] Hey, beer is beer... sure. Thine In Honor, Ree "Your Lord, Your Christ... Stood and prayed, never strayed... never taste of the fruit... never thought to question why?" -Maynard James Keenan 'Judith' Seph is God for sig.

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 4:26 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: no, the money doesn't go to me, I'm not Tequila Only 1/2 the money went to me. 1/2 went to Slackjaw & 1/2 went Froy. Get it straight next time LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 4:54 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Only 1/2 the money went to me. 1/2 went to Slackjaw & 1/2 went Froy. But... that's three halves. Damn Italians can't even add. ;-) *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 5:00 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Only 1/2 the money went to me. 1/2 went to Slackjaw & 1/2 went Froy. Get it straight next time Tequila, ever consider putting that other "missing 1/2" towards an education? ;) I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Sephiroth	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 5:08 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: Only 1/2 the money went to me. 1/2 went to Slackjaw & 1/2 went Froy. Get it straight next time Why dont you try learning how to count next time, fuckwit. Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade. AIM \| E-MAIL \| 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

Roger Mistress Of The Double Posts	posted on 01-02-2002 @ 5:40 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: do you know if there's a subway line nearby? LIRR baby. I think we'll show up for that! My best friend lives close and I love to see her so I'll have a good excuse to drag her out to the only bar on Bell that wouldn't let us in when we were underage! Of course we'll be there to celebrate whats~his~face's thing that he did too. quote: Well, unless they actually go into the hotel room where me and your g/f will be "celebrating" your graduation, they won't actually have to see me. I think its time to have you gelded (is that the word for castrating horses?) Alkey. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"

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