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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 6:20 PM      
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i was just wondering if anyone else has as big of a problem with their step fathers/mothers that i do
my step dad is like satan
its his mission in life to make my life a living hell, i swear
then he goes and pursuades my mom to think like him
if she didnt marry him things would be so much different

my mom is so nice to his kids, does it hurt to be nice, i guess so

he has no respect what so ever
he treats me and my littlest bro like shit

i was just wondering if its like that anywhere else

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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 6:28 PM      
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Will you just have sex with him already.

I am tired of hearing this shit about you and your stepfather having problems;)


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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 6:29 PM      
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Amy, i hate my REAL father. I wish for him to die this year for not being there with my mom.

I want him to die in a snowstorm with his body burned while he's fucking bleeding internally.

If that wont happen I want every whore in Indiana to give him herpes, AIDS, syphilis and other good stuff all in one and i want him to die slowly with out the AZT shit!



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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 6:44 PM      
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quote:

Amy, i hate my REAL father. I wish for him to die this year for not being there with my mom.

I want him to die in a snowstorm with his body burned while he's fucking bleeding internally.

If that wont happen I want every whore in Indiana to give him herpes, AIDS, syphilis and other good stuff all in one and i want him to die slowly with out the AZT shit!

This explains why you such a feminine side.

No male figure to help show you the way.




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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 6:49 PM      
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quote:

This explains why you such a feminine side.

No male figure to help show you the way.



Thanks. Do you wanna step in?



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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 7:03 PM      
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The question that comes to mind is, How do you treat him? Are you nice to him, or do you disrespect him, and treat him like shit.


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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 7:16 PM      
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quote:

Thanks. Do you wanna step in?

No way. I dont need anyone thinking I am resposible for some gay brotha running around;)


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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 8:00 PM      
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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 8:16 PM      
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Alkey, you weren't supposed to post a picture of your stepmother. She was just asking about people's relationships with their stepparents. Fukin newbie.



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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 8:37 PM      
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quote:

he treats me and my littlest bro like shit

Just be grateful you're people and not lions. Otherwise you and your bro'd be stepdad's dinner.


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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 8:44 PM      
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who knew diceisgay had a soft spot for lion cubs?


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posted on 01-07-2002 @ 9:18 AM      
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Gee...
Since this thread was labeled "step children" I thought I could talk about mine...

I'm on the wrong side of this conversation. Love my steps like my own, even if their father is a dick. I don't put him down in front of them.


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

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posted on 01-07-2002 @ 9:37 AM      
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Love my steps like my own


You mean in that special way they can't tell mommy about?

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posted on 01-07-2002 @ 9:41 AM      
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quote:

You mean in that special way they can't tell mommy about?



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posted on 01-07-2002 @ 5:44 PM      
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Amy, I know what ur talking about, and ur step bro is weird.

You know where you can come when satan gets to be a real dick to you.


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posted on 01-07-2002 @ 6:12 PM      
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UGH the stories i have about my stepmother and my real dad, i could write a book. My stepmonster is dumb as a brick and still tries to buy my love, which i dont mind. If they ever have kids together I feel bad for that child because it will grow up with severe problems. I hope they never have a kid, the thought is horrible


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But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-08-2002 @ 12:39 AM      
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quote:

The question that comes to mind is, How do you treat him? Are you nice to him, or do you disrespect him, and treat him like shit.



i just ignore him for the most part
u only get treated how you treat other people

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posted on 01-08-2002 @ 12:48 AM      
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quote:

I don't put him down in front of them



Except if they read this message board right?




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posted on 01-08-2002 @ 12:51 AM      
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Amy, just remember that you are physical evidence that somebody was fucking his wife before him and that is why he hates you.





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posted on 01-08-2002 @ 2:36 AM      
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Amy, just remember that you are physical evidence that somebody was fucking his wife before him
well, that's an interesting way to put it. all i can say is that this thread is very reassuring, makes me realise that i have an ultra normal family.



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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-08-2002 @ 3:31 AM      
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quote:

Amy, just remember that you are physical evidence that somebody was fucking his wife before him and that is why he hates you.


i really dont think thats it
hes just mad that none of his parts work anymore

WHATEVER BEN

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Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
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posted on 01-08-2002 @ 6:29 AM      
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i just ignore him for the most part
u only get treated how you treat other people

Sometimes ignoring someone can be misinterpreted as dislike. Try getting involved. You're 18 now, you can always move out, get your own place. I don't know your stepdad, he might just be an asshole. Moving out could be the best thing, but that won't be easy either.


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 12:02 AM      
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i think he fucks my dogs, no joke

WHATEVER BEN

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I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 01-09-2002 @ 12:15 AM      
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i think he fucks my dogs, no joke
Amy's stepdad = Maynard???



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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 12:24 AM      
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i knew that was coming but this is NO JOKE
so no its not maynard

WHATEVER BEN

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I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America



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