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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 8:19 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Come out and buy OA.com's official photographer, Lent, a shot for his 21st birthday on Saturday, January 12th at Red Rock West in Chelsea (shit, even if you don't like him, the bartenders are well worth the trip). Please leave your guns and knives in the secret compartments of the floorboards in your SUVs. Pants are a must. If you're lucky, our very own Sykopathchik may make an appearance on the bar. Let's all pretend Lent's not gay, and hang with him for just one night! =)
21 to get in, 16 to have me drive you home.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Maynard
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 8:32 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Sorry. Can't. I was going to, but I found out that I had a previous engagement.

Have a great birthday sucka!


I Well he never bleeds and he never fucks
And he never leaves 'cause he's got bad luck.
Well he never eats and he never rusts
And he never sleeps 'cause he's got bad luck

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 8:34 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Senore Alkey said:
...16 to have me drive you home.



That's funny, I thought it was 7... and had to have matching ears...hmm



"Your Lord, Your Christ... Stood and prayed, never strayed... never taste of the fruit... never thought to question why?" -Maynard James Keenan 'Judith'

I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak Bink

Seph is God for the sig!

This message was edited by Ree on 1-6-02 @ 8:48 PM
Enigma
Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease?
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 8:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Ree said:
..I thought it was 7... and had to have matching ears


Strange...I thought that it was 4...and had to have a dick:)

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 8:59 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
You're both right.






I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 9:08 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

OA.com's official photographer, Lent
Oh my, what will Moron say when he reads this?

I'll try my best to be there to help my favorite straight pal Lent celebrate.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 9:39 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Aww Lent hun, I'd love to make it, but if pants are a must, you all know I'm out.

Plus, 21 to get in :p

Happy Birthday Sweetpea! :)


Who Wants To Teach Me To Ice Skate?Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
"Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened"
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 9:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

but if pants are a must, you all know I'm out
It's okay, I'll sneak you in my pants.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 9:50 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

It's okay, I'll sneak you in my pants.


Lord knows there's enough room in there.






I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 10:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
gee...another reason to go to a bar? Hmmmmmmm...I may have to think about this one.

I am the master of the clit.When you see this face you think clit. I get up in that shit yo!
Sephiroth
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 11:26 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I would have gone, but then I found out that the RF.net people are also going. Sorry, but I am a strict believer in keeping the races apart, ya know?

Plus Im only 19, blah blah blah.....

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 11:32 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Lord knows there's enough room in there.


Geez you get around you whore.

Ants - does your hot girlfriend know that Alkey has been in you pants?


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 11:36 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Sorry, but I am a strict believer in keeping the races apart, ya know?


If you go, don't worry, you don't have to stand near Lent. ;)




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
OAAWITE
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 11:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
How many black people will be there? There's not going to be like, A LOT, are there?

Sephiroth
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 11:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

If you go, don't worry....


quote:

Plus Im only 19, blah blah blah.....


quote:

21 to get in, 16 to have me drive you home.



Are your Ears blocking your eyes again?

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
AIM | E-MAIL | 1337
KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 11:48 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Are your Ears blocking your eyes again?


Just my left eye. Ass.





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 01-07-2002 @ 12:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Ants - does your hot girlfriend know that Alkey has been in you pants?
You mean my hot girlfriend from Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada? The one that I have hot, steamy sex with all the time, which proves once and for all that I am not gay?

Yes, she knows. That's the only way she'll let me hang out with him... if she gets some of the Alkey love.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-07-2002 @ 12:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Alkey...
Your post count says "Regular"...
This statement...
quote:

OA.com's official photographer, Lent

Says Fuckin' "NEWBIE"!!!

*Lent...no offense intended...you know what I'm sayin...:)

Moron's not gonna hurtcha...
He's gonna Murderize ya!!!


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 01-07-2002 @ 12:39 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Moron's not gonna hurtcha...
He's gonna Murderize ya!!!


Alright, I know what I meant.
Moron is a "filmographer."
There, I made something up to justify myself. =)




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-07-2002 @ 12:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
DEEK!
LMMFAO


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





MamA CaZ
posted on 01-07-2002 @ 12:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Moron's not gonna hurtcha...
He's gonna Murderize ya!!!



"First he gunna shit... then he gunna KILL us!!"

sorry guys, i can't make it... I'll be away that wknd... happy birthday LENT!!! say hi to my hot bartender for me


"you will never be forgotten"
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-07-2002 @ 1:04 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
That settles it...
If momma's not going...
I can't make it either.


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 01-07-2002 @ 2:56 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
happy birthday lent, sorry i won't be back to drink with you!! i'll buy you a shot at the next one though. ;)

============================================================
I love the Slackjaw the mostest :)

This message was edited by Cunt-Twat on 1-7-02 @ 2:59 AM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-07-2002 @ 3:01 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
i'd go but i can't.but good luck and enjoy


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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-07-2002 @ 8:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

It's okay, I'll sneak you in my pants.



That's really hot. Should I Sing "Im in Ants Pants..... And It Was Bigger Than An Elephant!"


Who Wants To Teach Me To Ice Skate?Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
"Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened"
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"


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