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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Coming Soon to a Satellite or Cale System Near You.....The All Gay Channel | ||||
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| o&aswallow | posted on 01-08-2002 @ 9:16 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | Well the recent decline in board activity could get worse after Viacom announced yesterday that in conjunction with ShowTime and MTV, that they would be unveiling the “All Gay Channel†by the end of 2002. Of course this is a killer for the board as post whores Alkey and Gaynerd will now have other entertainment interests which will keep them away from here. And Ikea, I’m disappointed that you were not all over this story. One can only assume that you are busy applying for the program director position at the “All Gay Channelâ€. With an estimated 6% of the US population bragging that their gay (approximately 15 million Americans), this can be that big break that you have been waiting for. So lets all chip in and give Ikea some programming suggestions to help him be successful in chasing his dreams. Some programming suggestions to consider; Leave The Beaver Follow the antics of a loveable high school boy growing up in suburban America as he struggles with his sexual identity, while his gay friends Humpy and Eduardo try to convince him to leave his high school sweetheart Judy and start dating the football teams towel boy Bruce. Three’s Company – Four’s a Party Three lesbian lovers decide to rent out a spare room to a transvestite against the wishes of a strict southern Baptist landlord in this zany sitcom . Queen of The Hill This prime time soap chronicles the back stabbing (pun intended) and treacherous activities as flaming gays vie for top honors in an exclusive subdivision in San Francisco’s Castro Hill area. That 90’s Show Relive the wild and fun times when coming out of the closet was all the rage.  American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 01-08-2002 @ 9:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I figured Showtime had something to do with this... For a second, I thought it WAS showtime. She tastes like a gyro. I loathe the Froy. Sloats Burgh Buddy . | ||||
| Ree Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones. | posted on 01-08-2002 @ 11:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | Hindfeld- A show about nothing but buttsex. Follow the antics of funnyman Jerry Hindfeld as he gets buttraped by his friends George Cumstainza and Cumwad Kramer. Father Knows Best- Molestation, degradation of minors, and Don Rickles starring as the dad with comedian Jim Norton as his wacky son. Don't blink twice! That means yes! Ellen- The Ellen Degenerous Show. Follow the exploits of this dyke who drove Anne Heche back to being straight. Scooby-Don't- Follow the hillarious and sometimes disasterous results of three gay guys who have sex with each other and their dog! Co-starring IrishAlkey as 'The Dog Catcher'. South Poke- A witty jovial cartoon about four children who discover balloon-knot pleasure! Dan, Lyle, Lenny, and Derrick Fartman come from a small town, but that doesn't stop them from their childish fagget antics! They have filthy mouths for such small children, but most of the time they're filled with each other's junk! Brought to you by the minds who beat off to Romper Room. Watch out for the breakthrough performance by up and cumming (wacky horn) young buck Kid Afrika who co-stars as 'Token' the loveable black child with the largest junk but the biggest slut of them all! Goth and You- Hosted by our favorite web columnist. Lord Magus, from opieanthony.com, gives helpful tips on how to be a 'goth dude'. Guest appearances by funnyman 'Sephiroth' and 'Ree'. Also interesting 'Dildo-Corner' with one Shelle Bink. Get your shots and prepare a HIV cocktail, because this is a show to watch!  "Your Lord, Your Christ... Stood and prayed, never strayed... never taste of the fruit... never thought to question why?" -Maynard James Keenan 'Judith' I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak Bink | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 01-08-2002 @ 11:08 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Any OA.com post that has a combo of any of the following people in it... Alkey, Magus, Slash, Maynard, Gonzo, Sluggo, or Afrika. They are all wonderful man love stories unto their own.  I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. Thanks Gooch for The Sig She-Mail Me Here AIM me here for cyber. | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-08-2002 @ 11:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: "If These Wall Could Talk III - Man on Man" Can we tell our story Gonzy?  This fucking city Is run by PIGS They take the rights away From all the kids | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 01-08-2002 @ 11:26 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Would that be that gay melodrama Guess Who's Cumming at Dinner? American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 01-08-2002 @ 11:30 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: I prefer Spinach over cale. Here's one: Alkey, Ikea, Maynard and Shelle starring in 3 FAGS AND A STRAP-ON  Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away? Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems? Fret not, for there is a solution - Just Ask Dear Grumpy Coming Soon to a debauchery near you! This message was edited by Grumpy on 1-8-02 @ 11:34 AM | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 01-08-2002 @ 3:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | I Don't Love Lucy - Desi joins Lucy at the chocolate factory assembly line as a fudge packer. My Two Dads - Two gay fathers get an icky woman to be their surrogate mother so that they can raise a daughter all their own.  I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| WoRMFACE | posted on 01-09-2002 @ 12:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Yeah, I read something about this somewhere.. The spokesman was quoted saying "If your not cranking it within the first 20 minutes.........maybe youve got the wrong channel" | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | quote: HOLY SHIT, wormface made a funny. Stop the fucking presses  I am the game, you don't want to play me i am control, no way you can shake me i am heavy debts, no way you can pay me i am the pain ,and i know you can't take me | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Now I just re-read this, because well, frankly I didn't read it the first time. Probably because I usually ignore what the old man says, I mean I find more interest in one of Wookie's posts.;) But isn't it interesting that he calls us gay, yet HE'S the one that broke this story? This fucking city Is run by PIGS They take the rights away From all the kids | ||||
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC | posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: quote: I.....You..... anger...... bastards......... kill..... maim......  No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!" | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | quote: You know, your comments would be more convincing if you weren't gay, but alas that point is moot. I am the game, you don't want to play me i am control, no way you can shake me i am heavy debts, no way you can pay me i am the pain ,and i know you can't take me | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I still hate you. $0.25 This fucking city Is run by PIGS They take the rights away From all the kids | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 01-09-2002 @ 2:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Forty seven different channels of womens programming, and now Coxygen??! When's it going to end If hate were people I'd be China | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 01-09-2002 @ 2:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I'm trying to show more tolerance for your "alternative lifestyle". Not to mention, coming up with geeeeeeeeeeeyyy program names had some chuckle factor to it. Now go fuck a dog, feggit. :-) American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-09-2002 @ 2:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey, don't you have some women to go hit on Ron? >) This fucking city Is run by PIGS They take the rights away From all the kids | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 01-09-2002 @ 4:22 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I was going to suggest Rick Delgado and Friends but... well... hey, i just did it anyway. Gilligan's Island - 'nuff said. Maynard, comment? Junkyard Wars - there might be some copyright issues here with TLC, but I'm sure they'll work it out. The logo would be different, in any event.
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